OCWFED PROUDLY PRESENTS
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Finale

The scene opens in the backstage area.

Valkyrie has just arrived at the arena and she's being escorted to her locker room by a couple of staff members.

OCW Staff: Since you are no longer a Rookie and you have been promoted to Rustler, we decided to give you your very own locker room. So… uhm… congratulations.

Valkyrie: Thanks. Where is it?

OCW Staff: Here.

The man shows her the room: it's small but cozy. There's a large TV screen, a sofa and a some wooden benches.

Surprisingly there are also a bunch of kiddos inside. As soon as they hear the door opening, they rush towards Valkyrie to hug her.

Valkyrie: What the…

Kiddo #1: Valk! It's you!

Kiddo #2: I can't believe it's really you!

She politely tries to escape their grabs and then whispers something to the staff member, making sure the kiddos couldn't hear her

Valkyrie: Really? Why are they here?

OCW Staff: The Axxess Tour, remember? I mean, if it's not you the one who takes care of this sort of things, who's gonna do it? You are the only family friendly wrestler in OCW.

Valkyrie: I don't have time for this right now! Bertha… that monster is going to kill me! And if that wasn't bad enough, now Heather and Alexa are also hunting me down. They swore they were going to find me and…

OCW Staff: Blah blah blah. Have fun kids!

Valkyrie: No, wait!

The staff member quickly exits the room as Valkyrie tries to grab him but fails. He closes the door behind him quickly, not allowing her to catch him.

Kiddo #3: Valk, can you take a look at this drawing I made? It's for you

Valkyrie facepalms and sighs, but she then regains her composure.

Valkyrie: I love it, it's great. I mean… I'm not that fat and “Valhalla” is spelled with two Ls, but you did a pretty good job!

Valkyrie: Now listen, kids: it's not safe outside. The Kasstians are everywhere and they want me dead. I swear I saw a couple of Ghouls stalking me on my way here…

Valkyrie: We are going to stay inside of this room until the show ends. No one leaves. Understood?

The kiddos are now looking a little worried.

Kiddo #2: What? What is happening to you? Are you going crazy?

Valkyrie catches a glimpse of her reflection on a mirror placed right in front of her: she looks awful. She forgot to do her makeup and her hair is a complete mess. She looks like she hasn't slept in two days.

Valkyrie: Maybe… maybe I am going crazy… I don't even know anymore.

Valkyrie notices there's a PS4 in the locker room and it's connected to that big TV screen

Valkyrie: Look. Why don't we play some OCW 2K19 together? I heard it's a really good game

Kiddo #4: Yes! I even preordered the SMDFTB edition with Our Hero as bonus character!

Valkyrie: Why don't you guys give it a try? Meanwhile, Momma Valkyrie is gonna make sure no bad guys is going to ruin our fun.

She then picks up a steel chair but instead of unfolding it, she wields it like a weapon and stands right in front of the door, as if she was about to hit the first idiot who had the idea of getting inside her locker room.

Valkyrie: They are not going to get me this time… even if it means I have to stay locked inside of this room all night long.

 

The Camera pans to the announce team!

That's OCW 2K19 SMDFTB Edition! Avail everywhere Videogames are sold!

I don't know whats worse having to face Bertha in an Extreme Rulez match or being surrounded by those feral crumbsnatchers!

 

After the suspicious phone call with his potential new client, we once again join OCW’s least favorite talent agent, Dennis Dillinger, as he strolls through the halls of the Anniversary show arena with a smarmy grin on his face.

Laughter can be heard as he approaches. He stretches his shoulders and clears his throat.

Dillinger: Eherm! Hahaaa! Just the explosive talent I’ve been looking for.

The camera dramatically pans slowly to reveal Turmoil rookie Damian Bourne, who looks at him with a confused look, with his hand paused in a bag of cheetos.

Dillinger: THE… Damian Bourne. Can I speak to you for just a moment?

Bourne: Uhhh, sure?

Dillinger obnoxiously grabs one half of Bournistico and strolls down a side hall with him.

Dillinger: It’s great to see you again, kid.

Bourne: What are you--

Dillinger: Look, I wanna make this quick, as you and I are both busy, VERY talented men.

Dillinger: … Especially you, my friend… I think you may be being held back by a certain nuisance if you catch my drift.

Bourne: Ohhh. Definitely. DEFINITELY.

Damian Bourne continues eating his snack as he nods sarcastically and listens to Dillinger.

Dillinger: It’s Mistico. Mistico is what I’m saying.

Bourne acts surprised and continues to sarcastically agree.

Dillinger: That’s right. I think you could make it to the very TOP of this organization. You know it too!

Dillinger: The only thing you need is to distance yourself from that dim-wit lucha-snore and join ME.

Dillinger: With my wit and charisma and your raw potential, it’s only a matter of time before those OCW cretins are shouting “Bourne! Bourne! Bouuuurne!”

Dennis Dillinger emphatically waves his hand as he quietly speaks to Bourne, who continues to nod with very fake excitement.

Dillinger: So, what do you say, future champ? Sounds pretty good, eh?

After a few seconds, Bourne puts his Cheetos down on a nearby table and looks around smugly.

The camera begins to slowly zoom in on Damian Bourne’s face as the OCW universe awaits an answer. The tension builds and Bourne reveals his dramatic, brand altering answer.


Bourne: ….. Nah.

Dillinger’s smug grin turns to confusion, but before he can respond, Bourne wipes his Cheeto fingers on the front of his suit and laughs at him as he jogs off to his locker room.

Dillinger scowls as the OCW universe laugh and mock him. He begins to walk away while trying to wipe away the Cheeto orange off of his suit.

The Camera pans to the announce team!

DAM! Dillinger just got big timed by a Rookie!

I tell ya he gets no respect!

OPEN CHALLENGE SERIES

DRAGO CESAR* vs ??????????

 

The Camera pans to the announce team!

JAYZUZ

Yikes!

 

Previously Recorded

The scene opens with FloJo sitting in her home watching *Pro* Wrestling on television. As Ace pays FloJo a visit.

Commentator: Holy shoot! It's the hottest free agent in all of Pro Wrestling: Guy Fuchs. Making his debut in the Autism Asylum.

Guy Fuchs:You know what? It feels good to be here. When I was in the indies (or that other company), I had to work hard to obtain a championship. Now, that I'm here I can get any title match I want.

FloJo: Makes your current company look low class if you have to throw shade at the companies you left.

????:*Munch* *Munch* *Munch*

FloJo: The Hell?

FloJo walks to the kitchen only to find Ace eating a bag of cookies.

FloJo: You never asked for those...!

Ace: *shrugs*

FloJo: Where were you at during OCW Live? I got killed out there. More ways than usual.

Ace: [speaks in broke Japanese]

FloJo: That match against Valk and uh...Alexa was like a roller derby of failure. As soon as the bell rang, Valkyrie was on top of me like a demented albino autistic ape.

FloJo begins to make noises as the events of OCW Live begin to replay in her head like a Vietnam Flashback...................

 

FloJo: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FloJo: And that Alexa Hayes. I bet she's a female clone of Kass, who only exist so he can fuck himself. I get her outta the ring and BAM knee to the face.

FloJo: What do you have to say for yourself? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY!!!!!!

Ace calmy pulls out her phone fires up an app and pushes a button to produce the classic [AOL Dial-up sound]

FloJo sighs loudly!

FloJo: Get in the car. We're heading back up North.

The camera fades

The Camera pans to the announce team!

Well then!

Whats up North? is it Canada?

 

Season 14 is among us. The backstage area is filled with OCW production crews, security and superstars.

The camera pans across the floor where you can see everyone stop what they’re doing and move out of the way. You can hear footsteps walk steadily down the corridors of Madison Square Garden.

You can hear a few members of OCW staff whisper, “There he is….Where’s he been?….Who is that?…”

The camera and walk stopped after they heard that last question.

All you can see in the camera shot are the two staff members that were talking. One of them slaps the other in the arm….

Staff Member 1:
Ouch!

Staff Member 2 nervously replies…

Staff Member 2:
She’s new here. Please, don’t mind her.

There’s a deep sigh from the standing figure. It listens to both staff members laugh nervously; not knowing how this person will react.

The walk slowly continues; leaving those two arguing silently amongst each other.

The figure arrives at the doors The Chairman’s Office. The door is slightly ajar. It’s understandable.

There’s no damn air circulating back here and the heat is on hell and it’s 60 degrees outside!

He helps himself inside Our Hero’s office.

Our Hero is on the office phone, texting on his personal phone and trying to send out emails on his computer all at once.

Gotta love the start of the new season!

Our Hero felt another presence in the room.
He breaks his attention and looks up for a slight second.

He stops all that he’s doing.

Our Hero:
Hold on. Let me call you back. I think there’s a ghost in my office.

Before he can slam the phone down and hang up you can hear someone say, “What?!”

Our Hero:
Where the hell have you been…..Harvey?

The camera pans from behind H2O and focuses on his face. You could here the crowd in a frenzy from all the way back here.

H2O takes one of the chairs and flips it backward and sits in it. He fold his arms across the top of the chairs and leans forward.

Our Hero leans back in his big chair, tilts his head to the side and cracks a smirk on his face.

Our Hero:
Sure, make yourself comfortable right now.

H2O: You think I’m here to make myself comfortable? You can never get comfortable around this damn place.

H2O: Especially if you have four lunatics running around trashing everything you built in OCW.

Our Hero: Before we get into anything else….Answer my question.

H2O exhales a bit and readjusts his seating.

H2O:
I’ve climbed the mountain top both literally and figuratively.

H2O: I returned home...my real home...and went rock climbing. Straight to the top of those Rocky Mountains where I’ve listened to your podcasts.

H2O: I’ve listened to the names that you mentioned that would be on OCW’s version of Mount Rushmore.

H2O: I want to be one of those names before this fed ever closes.

H2O bangs his fist on Our Hero’s desk. Our Hero just looks at him and raises his eyebrow annoyed.

H2O:
But in order to be on OCW’s Mountain your champion has to leave Duck City and fight me for that covenant prize.

Our Hero: You make a com

H2O: He’s the one that doesn’t get to call the shots around here. Not Mayor Duckssidy, not that one-eyed arachnid, not that BLISStered lips Alexa and not that psycho chicken.

Our Hero: Chicken?

H2O: Short for chickenhead?

Our Hero: Oof!

H2O: No one's opinions matter but the one that sits at the head of the table. YOU are the one that occupies that big comfy chair.

H2O: How much more does one have to prove that he is The Head Superstar in this business?

H2O: I conquered a tournament to achieve The Good Light. Opinions say that wasn’t good enough.

H2O: I conquered The Light Heavyweight Division to the point that there wasn’t anyone left! Opinions say that wasn’t good enough.

H2O takes his shades off.

H2O:
They say YOU handed everything to me. You don’t make earn anything. That means he’s saying you don’t do your job.

H2O: By the looks of it….

H2O sits up, looks around and stretches his arms out wide.

H2O:
You do nothing but work. Don’t let them continue to trash you and your brand!

H2O: If continuing to put The Good Light thru the wringer is best for the business then do it. I’m ready.

H2O: Once I reach the same plateau as him. He will realize he has two crucial decisions to make. One is to stop ducking me and fight.

Our Hero: The other?

H2O: The other is to jump off that mountain and tarnish everything he ever achieved.

H2O: It’s a lose lose situation for him. Which is good for business wouldn’t you agree?

Our Hero: Your point not withstanding you still have to take on Nomad tonight! IF AND ONLY IF you succeed you can have your shot against....(Chuckles) Ducktitty Hayes!

H2O stands up out the seat and puts his shades back on.

H2O:
Even though you hate my guts I’ll always respect your decision. If fighting Lucas Crowe or Nomad or whatever he is calling himself it is what I have to do to get a shot at OCW’s World Heavyweight Title then I’ll take it.

H2O: Just tell Duckssidy to save his legs and stop running from me. I don’t want any excuses as to why he’ll lose to The Head Superstar.

H2O makes his way to the door….

Our Hero:
Harvey!

H2O turns his attention back to the Chairman.

Our Hero:
Don’t you ever walk into my office without knocking again.

H2O smiles.

H2O:
I have to give you an excuse to hate me for some reason. Don’t worry I’ll make some noise next time you see me.

H2O lowers his shades and winks at Our Hero. Our Hero gives Harvey a disgusting look in return.

H2O walks out of his office and closes the door behind him.

Our Hero:
GOTDAMMIT HARVEY LEAVE MY DOOR OPEN IT’S HOT AS HELL BACK HERE!!!!!

Our Hero walks over to his door to open it but his cell phone and office phone starts ringing again.

He had to stop to answer them both leaving him a hot mess in his office.
 

The Camera pans to the announce team!

Harvey and Nomad is tonight!

It's gonna be one for the ages!

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