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The scene switches to a computer screen, with a youtube channel opened on the screen. As the camera pulls in tighter, we can see the channel name, “Being The Union” with a banner image of Bobby Minio and Paul Pugh with their arms raised in what appears to have been a house show tag match.

The camera pans down to the video title, “Sneaking off to the Ukraine” with the preview image of Minio hamming it up in a selfie angle on a plane. The date below the video reads: January 30th, 2017.


The mouse moves down, clicking the play button. The freeze frame of Minio switches to the outside view high above the ocean, shot from the window of a moving plane.

The camera pans around, revealing Minio, who is now filming himself with what must be a smartphone.


Bobby Minio: What’s up Youtube, it’s your good brother Bobby Minio and I am sneaking away from my contractual obligations at OCW, and my brother Pughski, to make a little pizz-dizz in a far-away land! That’s right, I’m going to the Ukraine for a short tour!

Bobby Minio: A few weeks ago, one of the top wrestlers from the Southern region of the Ukraine of all time, Strong Vlad, reached out to me, ‘Super Minio’ as they call me around these parts, all about coming out for a massive payday on some light work. Would I be a brotherski if I said no? Hell no!

A flight attendant seems to address Minio in a foreign accent out of frame, though it is mostly inaudible. Minio nods along, feigning sincerity. He then continues to speak at a lowered volume.

Bobby Minio: Looks like I was speaking a bit too loud for the comrades running this flying gulag… ha! Well, I’m gonna try to get some sleep, god only knows what the conditions are going to be when I land in Crimea for this short tour, but I’m gonna do what I gotta do, put on my Jobber-Blockers and beat the hell out of some rogue soviets and be home by Valentines day to cash this sweet, fat check!

Bobby Minio: In the meantime, SMASH that like button! SMASH that subscribe button and check back on the BEING THE UNION page for more updates from my Southern Ukrainian tour!

The video ends, and the camera pans down to the related videos bar. A few seem to be titled relevantly and consistently with this video, then videos are simply tagged with a time and date.

Before the camera can focus in on this text or the preview images, the camera pans down to the keyboard and the scene fades to black.

The camera pans to the announce team.

Well that explains it!

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