OCWFED.com Presents Riot

   

The camera pans down a hallway backstage and stops at a door with a gold nameplate which reads “‘Our Hero’ Mr Sensation”

The door opens and we see The Owner, Founder and Grand Poobah of TTT, Ryu Matsumoto sitting at Our Hero’s desk

Ryu has his bare feet resting on the desk

RYU:Oh hello! I didn’t notice you there.

RYU: You may be wondering what I’m doing here right now.

RYU: Something along the lines of ”Ryu that’s Jay’s desk, he’s the owner of OCW”

RYU: Well, I have a bit of a problem with that, because Jaysin Sensation is the owner of the OCW lead by Nate Ortiz, and the golden age he hailed from.

RYU: But if you tune into OCW today, TTT is synonymous with OCW.

RYU: Whether you’re tuning in to Turmoil or Riot all you see is the stars of TTT carrying OCW to everything it should be.

Ryu smirks

RYU: So it's only natural that since we have passed into the TTT era we need a new Hero.

RYU: So I want to send it back to TTT presents RIOT, be sure to tune into TTT presents Turmoil on Friday.

RYU: And be sure to mark down December 16th in your calendars for TTT present’s Devil’s Night.

The camera pans to the announce team.

........... Utterly reprehensible!

C.E.O Ryu has a nice ring to it!

The Xtron Flickers On

The scene opens on the night time streets of New York City as it’s bathed in the unnatural glow of the lights above. The sound of local radio commercials advertising hot deals on furniture and electronics before the holidays plays in the background, drowning out the noise of the city.

The camera pans, revealing it’s in the backseat of a car, which if judging by the brief view of the hood, is an early 80’s Pontiac Firebird.


In the driver’s seat is the One Man Revolution Bobby Minio, dressed in his street clothes, his shades still sitting on his face despite the time of night.
In front of Minio sits a number of cellphones mounted to the dash, all in progress on calls. 


Minio leans on the steering wheel, glancing side to side as he merges into more bumper to bumper traffic, despite this, he looks unusually patient. The commercials on the radio end, and the host of the show begins to speak.

Radio Host: Welcome back WFAN listeners it’s the voice of the vocal minority in the world of wrestling, Turnbuckle Tom, and as promised… we’re going to YOU, the listeners, for your questions, your comments and your insights into all things Square Circle!

Radio Host: Since it is Riot night tonight, we’re tackling the Riot roster. Top! To! Bottom! Let’s hear from our next caller, Eddie from Newark! Eddie you’re on with Turnbuckle Tom!

Eddie: … Hello?

Turnbuckle Tom: Yes, Eddie… you’re on with Turnbuckle Tom!

Eddie: …

Turnbuckle Tom: Eddie, hello?

Eddie: Hello?

Minio’s head begins to shake, subtly, in disapproval as the host desperately tries to get the caller to talk.

Eddie (to someone next to him): I don’t know I think it went to someone else…

Turnbuckle Tom: Eddie this is Turnbuckl… you know what? Screw it. NEXT CALLER. Marc in Manhattan, you’re on with Turnbuckle Tom!

The audio begins to loop between the radio and one of the phones. Minio brings the phone closer to his face and begins to speak with an obscured voice, a hacky New Yorker accent.

Bobby Minio (Marc in Manhattan): Ey Tom this is Marc!

Turnbuckle Tom: What’s on your mind tonight Marc?

Bobby Minio (Marc in Manhattan): I wanna talk about how downright overrated most of this Riot roster is right now, nawwhaddamean?

Turnbuckle Tom: Uh, alright, lets hear it.

Bobby Minio (Marc in Manhattan): Look, not fa nothin’ but, this TTT stuff is just bruuuutal. I’ve seen better wrestling from those methadone bums when I’m stuck in front of the Port Authority on my way to work and the pigs are rounding up the “ladies”... OH!

Turnbuckle Tom: Well now lets not get-

Bobby Minio (Marc in Manhattan): In fact, I’m pretty sure that Kassidy ‘fella’ is one of those ‘ladies’ na mean?

The phone call abruptly ends on the phone screen.

Turnbuckle Tom: NEXT CALLER! Maximillion in Brooklyn, you’re on with Turnbuckle Tom!

Minio reaches out grabbing another one of the phones from the dash, this time, he speaks with a slight lisp and foreign accent.

Bobby Minio (Maximillion in Brooklyn): Hello Thomas of the Turnbuckle, this is Maximillion, I am from the Brooklyn Vampire Society and I wanted to sing the praise of one of our own, young Kassidy Hayes.

Turnbuckle Tom: Oh god.

Bobby Minio (Maximillion in Brooklyn): You see, we had pooled our resources together, completing a blood ritual on behalf of the young count, and he has almost reached his goals!

Turnbuckle Tom: … almost? He’s the OCW Champion…

Bobby Minio (Maximillion in Brooklyn): Yes, well, that Championship is not his only goal!

Turnbuckle Tom: What else is there left for him to do?

Bobby Minio (Maximillion in Brooklyn): Well, Young Kassidy had also wished that his skin would glitter and glow in sunlight! *hiss*

The phone call drops on that phone as well. Minio smirks to himself.

Turnbuckle Tom: Sorry folks, we always get ONE every week. NEXT CALLER! Ken from California calling in all the way from the left coast! Ken what’s on your mind.

Minio grabs a third phone, putting on a deliberate surfer tone.

Bobby Minio (Ken from California): Yeaahhh dude?

Turnbuckle Tom: Hey ‘dude’, you’re on with Turnbuckle Tom!

Bobby Minio (Ken from California): Heeeeeeeeeeyyyy. I just wanted to bring up that dude Ryu Matsumoto! 

Turnbuckle Tom: Seems we have a TTT theme tonight…

Bobby Minio (Ken from California): He absolutely SUCKS! Yeaaaaaahhh! Really he’s a drag maaaaan.

Turnbuckle Tom: I can see not liking his hijinks but how could you say he sucks?

Bobby Minio (Ken from California): Well maaan, have you looked at the dude? He’s got one working eye, and a puckered asshole in the place of another! It’s gross maann! It kills my buzz!

The call cuts out. In the background, Minio approaches Madison Square Garden.

Turnbuckle Tom: We had to dump our ‘pal’ Ken there, hey Ken, keep it clean buddy! Look, we’re going to go to commercial break again and when we return, we’ll take more questions from the callers, hopefully some with something to actually talk about. We’ll see you in a few!

Commercials begin to play in the background on the radio again, and Minio drives right by Madison Square Garden. As he comes up to another stop light, he begins redialing the radio station on his phones.

The camera pans back at the Garden before turning back to Minio, the camera man finally speaking up out of frame.


Camera Man: Hey Bobby, you passed the venue…

Minio, still engulfed in his task on the phones, dismissively replies without looking back.

Bobby Minio: and? I’m not booked.

Camera Man: Wouldn’t you still want to be there just in case you’re needed?

Minio’s right hand dismissively waves back at the camera.

Bobby Minio: Pssh. Man, I’ve got better **** to do.

He continues to work on calling back in to WFAN as the camera pans back to Madison Square Garden. The scene then fades before cutting to ring side.

 

The camera pans to the announce team.

HAHAHAHA!

Utterly reprehensible!

It's a Match!
KASSIDY HAYES* vs
DRAGO CESAR* vs ?????????

 

 

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