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The cameras open up inside of OCW Undisputed Tag Champions, Sanctum's locker room. Inside of the locker room is James Fraser. Fraser is seen holding a flier of tonight’s matches as he’s staring at his specific match.

Fraser exhales deeply as he shakes his head while he leans back and sinks into the cubby of the locker.


Fraser: Looks like management wants to get ole Titanium Baldy in his feelings tonight. First we add salt to the wound by putting Reese here, but also Colby? Fuck off.

Fraser stands up from the bench and starts pacing around the room.

Fraser
: They want me to go out there and fight a lad I look at as my own son. The lad that I got started in this company with, the lad that turned his back on me and chose riches over honest ways.

Fraser: Then we have the Incredible Reese, lad got given an absolute thrashing by big boy OWEN, barely made it out of Lution as champ. Goodness me, fuck am I supposed to do tonight? How could a typical Baldy like me keep his cool?

During his rant the door to the locker room opens and in comes Fraser’s tag team partner Sheldon Tremblay. Sheldon having a smile on his face as he looks at his mentor he seems a bit concerned for him.

Sheldon
: What’s going on big Baldy? You look like someone stole your favorite drink from you.

Fraser turns toward Sheldon and gives his partner a smile.

Fraser
: Well lad, I’d be lying if I said tonight I wasn’t conflicted. Mark Reese I respect and admire what he’s done for the International Championship. But, I still have business to settle with him for what happened at Lution with OWEN. No bad feelings though.

Frasers facial expression changes to a grim look as he starts talking about Colby.

Fraser
: Ya see Sheldon, before you, before OWEN, I had Colby. He and I? We were going to be Sword & Shield, he and I were gonna do exactly what you and I have done thus far. We were going to be champions together, however Thomas Archer saw fit to ruin that.

Sheldon: You deserved a partner who wouldn’t do that to you. You deserved brotherhood, honor, loyalty, and I hope you feel like I’ve given that to you. I've got your Back as you got mine you took me under your Wing and I will never ever forget that.

Fraser walks over to Sheldon and embraces his protege in a big friendly bear hug. As the big man has a few tears swell up in his eyes.

Fraser
: My dear boy, you are the son I haven’t had. You are the best partner I could have ever asked for. You, my boy, have reinvigorated my love and fire for this sport time and time again.

Fraser lets go of his embrace as he takes a few steps back. Sheldon smiles at his mentor as he places a hand on Fraser’s shoulder.

Sheldon
: Jesus I forget how sentimental you can get sometimes you are more like a big stuffed teddy bear when I look at you like this.

As Sheldon is going on the locker room door has a knock on it. Within two seconds there’s another knock before the two Sanctum lads can even register the first. Yet again a third knock is had as Fraser facepalms and walks toward the door.

Fraser
: Fuck sake, can’t they give us a moment? So hasty are we.

Sheldon follows behind his mentor as he mutters some form of insult in German the fans would assume.

As Fraser begins opening the door with Sheldon behind him, coming into the view of the cameras is OCW’s lead believer, Joe Deaver.

Joe Deaver is holding an all green briefcase in his hand and smiling at Titanium Baldy.

Deaver
: FRASSSEEEERRRRRR! Big man, so glad you’re here, happy to see you!

Fraser: Can I help you lad?

Deaver: Why yes! You see, as the Believer In Chief, I came here today to present you with this!

Deaver lifts up the briefcase as he shows it to Sheldon and Fraser.

Sheldon
: What is all of this? You’re not the future investment holder! What kind of joke is this?

Deaver: JOKE? Good sir! I am not joking, picture this. The biggest show of the summer, SANCTUM vs. THE BELIEVERS! Huh? Huh?

Fraser looks at Sheldon and goes back to Deaver. Then once again back at Sheldon who this time is smirking holding in laughs. Fraser turns back to Deaver and starts to hysterically laugh in his face.

Fraser
: Oh Deaver, you are a funny lad. That was good I’ll give it to you. I will say I definitely needed a laugh like that lad.

Deaver grows more frustrated as Sanctum aren’t taking him seriously. He shoves the case into Frasers chest as he prepares to storm off.

Deaver
: I mean c'mon I almost beat Cutlass by myself! Yeah, Verde helped but, did you see me out there?! I was a one man wrecking crew.

Deaver: I mean, I guess Sheldon isn't the only weak link in the tag division huh? Well, whatever, just open the case and just see what’s inside! I promise it will change your mind and you WILL see why you should BELIEEEEEVEEEEEEEEE!

With the shouting believe Joe Deaver runs off in comical fashion as he leaves Fraser and Sheldon sitting there scratching their heads. With the briefcase in hand Sheldon and Fraser walk toward a nearby table.

They open the case and a pie comes flying out at Sheldon but he ducks quickly as the pie hits Fraser right in the face. Sheldon gets red in the face as he feels bad for having Fraser get hit by the pie.

Fraser
: Sheldon… lad please grab me a towel. And I might add, I fucking hate Joe Deaver.

Sheldon: Yeah me too I pity Chris he changes from Kinder to This Guy he has a thing for guys with huge egos.

Sheldon frantically runs to grab a towel as the cameras pan away and fade to commercial.

It's a Match!

COLD SCOOPS
ICEMAN MAC vs. COLIN LOCKE

The scene opens with the camera focused on the outside of a bank. It zooms in slowly, eventually revealing the interior, where Harri Etiquette is pushing her custom-made Future Investment briefcase across the table. The bank teller seems unimpressed.

Teller: ... Miss, we primarily handle present and past investments. I'm not entirely sure what a future investment is...

The teller pushes the case back towards Harri.

Teller: But we don't handle them. Perhaps I could recommend putting it into storage-

Harri: -NO!

Harri snaps back quickly before taking a second to regain her composure.

Harri: I mean, have you seen the security on those units? Sucky is not the word! I gotta keep this thing safe. Do you have a vault?

Teller: Do we have a vault for briefcases?

Harri: ... Yes.

Teller: No, no we don't.

Harri: Damnit. Gotta find a good hiding place for this thing. Are you sure you don't-

Teller: No.

Harri: Jeez, you "bank" people fckin' suck!. ALRIGHT FINE!

Harri hoists the gold briefcase off the table, lifts it to her face and addresses it.

Harri: Let's find you someplace to sit when I'm not having to defend you.

The teller looks on, confused, as Harri Etiquette leaves the bank, briefcase in hand as the scene fades out, ready to transition to the next segment of the night.

SCUMCHESTER, MI

Ross: Look Simsin, you’ve got a bit of momentum, don't let that go to your head. Second you do, you can kiss any little win streak goodbye.

Ross stands firm behind a heavy bag, Samsin is throwing haymakers at.

Ross: You pulled yourself over one big hurdle with KD, but that hurdle was old and covered in ring rust.you won’t be getting that kind of luck heading into Ambition let me make that clear now, you gotta’ know to compose yourself…how to play this game like a real fuckin’ scumbag.

Samsin stops suddenly, looking slightly confused.

Samsin: ..you want me to start gettin dirty and steal these wins?

Ross: Any means necessary out there Samsin.. You see an opportunity you fucking take it.

Samsin: Understood, Sir!

Samsin retains his posture and continues throwing haymakers as hard as he can.

Ross: Good.. we’ll make a real winner out of you here, show those goat fuckers who’s really the best.

Samsin continues hitting the bag. Straining, but hitting harder and harder and harder….

TRIPLE THREAT
JAMES FRASER vs. COLBY MCCALLUM vs. MARK REESE(c)

As the Locke & Key logo fades from the screen, the scene is revealed to be an outdoor storage facility, with Colin Locke and Maxx Edwards walking across the yard, the camera slowly approaching them from the front, and once they are both in the centre of the frame, the tail end of a conversation is caught before Colin can address the audience.

Colin: -Yeah, just lead the way and we’ll sort it. Good evening everyone, and welcome to Locke & Key, and in a real twist of fate, we have with us the person responsible for this episode, Maxx Edwards!

Maxx: Hey Everyone! Thought I'd repay the favor and see what all this storage based fuss is all about.

Colin: Now, this is a strange one today. Usually, here on Locke & Key, me and a guest open up a lot, we have no idea what’s inside it, and things go wild from there, but today, we’ve got Maxx in charge, as these are not Locke & Key storage units, so, really anything goes today.

Maxx looks over to Colin, a knowing look on his face.

Maxx: Oh please, when has Locke & Key NOT been anything goes. I'm sure this'll probably be tame by your standards.

Colin: Well, you’ve gotta tell us and the audience, what makes this facility so important?

It’s clear that Colin’s question is genuine, he hasn’t been briefed about what is here and why Colin needed to see it. Maxx is in full star mode, not giving anything away, and looking natural in his role as a guest co-presenter.

Maxx: Way to keep things under "Locke & Key"! Is this a show where we talk about storage lots or a show where we OPEN storage lots?

A smirk appears in Colin’s face as Maxx turns one of his catchphrases against him.

Colin: You’ve got me there.

They round a corner, and Maxx brings the two to a stop, beckoning Colin to a lot. Colin’s eyes widen as realisation dawns on him.

Maxx: Aaaaand here they are! The units we’ll be opening up today.

Colin: Wait no, I recognise these… These aren’t Locke & Key lots- I mean, these really are not Locke & Key lots.

Maxx: Don't get cold feet now. The Colin I know would never shy away from some Hot Storage

Colin: Hotter than the Trance lot, I can tell you. Nah, these are the… Wait, these were the?

Maxx: Look a little familiar? Now these were Locke & Key units but they've been under…Clamp & Screw

There’s a moment of pause, and Maxx’s smile grows wider.

Colin: What did you do?

Maxx: You didn't see? I rid the OCW landscape of Thomas Archer and this is only one part of it. Certain property of his came under my control by default.

Colin: Man, I never saw you in the storage game. Thought the whole Hollywood thing kept you busy.

Maxx: That is true but luckily, I got a friend who's pretty handy with a key and lock.

Colin looks over to Maxx in disbelief.

Maxx: Yeah, Lock and key definitely sounds better.

Colin: Nah, I mean… Like, you could sell these, mate, Archer overpaid, but, jesus, not that much, it’s so much on the table…

Maxx: Think of it as an apology for my last Locke & Key appearance.

The two share a look before shaking hands.

Colin: You’re a solid guy, Maxx. But I’ve gotta let you open up the first unit. Now!

The camera pans across three storage units, with shutter doors of different colours, all bearing the United Archer Enterprises logo.

Colin: It’s time for the audience participation round, everyone send in your tweets, should Maxx go for the Blue, Red, or Yellow unit? Tweet us your answers at #Locke&Key!

Colin and Maxx both get their phones out of their pockets and stare at the screens lifelessly for a few seconds as a countdown appears on screen.

Maxx: So we just stand here watching Twitter? Why not just cut to commercial break?

Colin: Locke & Key is for the kids, everyone’s mindlessly doomscrolling nowadays. Gotta stay relatable.

Maxx: If you say so…

The countdown finishes, and a clipart of a red door appears where the timer used to be.

Colin: We’ve got our answer! Maxx, open the red door!

Maxx: Surely if instead of spending our time waiting for our results, we spent that time opening the doors, we'd know what's behind all 3.

Colin It’s not all bad, now we’ve got two more episodes worth of content.

Maxx sighs as he begrudgingly walks over to the door with Colin, the camera following them, and he slowly lifts the door. But as he lifts the door, the door suddenly bursts open from the other side as this cosmic glow and loud choir music starts emanating from within.

Mugen: Well, it looks like we are not lost in limbo……..yet old sport.

Drago: What mean yet? I don’t want be in limbo land ever.

Colin : Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Maxx: What are you two doing here?

Bubba roars in confusion again as the 4 men look at each other intensely as if it is a standoff from a Western movie

Mugen: Well well well, if it isn’t my fashion foe, the loser in our couture combat, Colin…..something something last name.

Colin: I KNEW I wasn’t seeing things! I need to find Ashley.

Colin runs off for a moment as Maxx still looks bewildered at the sight of P3.

Maxx: So exactly how did you guys get here with that red door and everything?

Drago looks over at Mugen and shrugs. Bubba shrugs in the form of a roar

Mugen: Well it’s fairly easy old sport. We created the Cube 3.0-

Drago: 5.0

Mugen: Excuse me, 5.0 and as we were testing out the gigawatts and whooptiedoos I asked our trusty companion here Bubba to hit the big button.

Bubba roars in agreement.

Mugen: Unfortunately, the wrong button was pressed and well, I was just hoping that we would end up somewhere in our universe because boy, I’ve been to some other universes and let’s just say……..

Drago: Bad things?

Mugen: Let’s just say Vincent Valmont was the ruler, owner and grand puba of OCW in one of them.

P3 and Maxx all pause in silence for a few moments before simultaneously bursting out in laughter.

Maxx: Oh that’s too funny. That would never happen.

Colin comes running back holding the arm of Ashley as he points at Mugen furiously. Mugen points back at him with vigor.

Colin: SEE! I wasn’t imagining, MUGEN! was at the clothes shop!

Mugen: Don’t you know it’s rude to point at people Colin?

Drago and Bubba point at each other

Mugen: But yes, it is us, The Platinum Platonic Partners live from our transformational travels via portal.

Mugen points at where the red door was but it has now turned into a cardboard box

Drago: So if we want to go home from where we started, we are going to have to jump into that box huh?

Mugen: Looks that way old sport.

Colin: Hold on, hold on. You’re just gonna come on Locke & Key uninvited, then disappear through a box?

Drago:: Locke & what? This P3 Bonanza.

Maxx:: No….this is—-

But before Maxx can finish his statement, a loud yell is heard from the shadows and as the camera pans up, we see that it is none other than Young Ryan in the rafters.

Young Ryan: I don’t care what show it is! All I know is that I DESERVE TO BE RECOGNIZED! ACKNOWLEDGE MEEEEEEEEEEEE

Maxx: You guys deal with this every week?

Drago: Every week.

Colin: Is this how it feels to be around me?

P3 collectively shrug as Young Ryan starts pounding his chest. Before we know it, Young Ryan swings from the rafters on a rope and tries to land in front of everybody but ends up missing the mark and goes crashing through a wall.

Young Ryan: OH FUUUUUU.....K MY LEG

Cyber Sensation pops up out of one of the storage units from earlier

Cyber Sensation:: Beep Boop You Stupid Motha—-

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