Madison Twirls the mic in her hand while taking a very slow walk around the ring. There were several whistles and boos from the very same men in the audience. It was as if their micropenises were engaged in a chess match with their brains.
The Black King’s White Queen had a mischievous look on her face, which is seldom a good thing for anyone other than Dennis Black. The jeers grew louder as she lifted the mic to her lips.
Madison: It makes me gag that I agree with Malu. Not that aaaaaaany of the obese men in the audience wearing their Invictus shirts that are far too small for them will ever be lucky enough to know how glorious the experience is...but gagging is not a thing that I do.
Madison: Because of those toe curling…
Madison: Eye rolling....
Madison: Coma inducing talents. Kassidy Hayes finally learned his place in the hierarchy of Dennis’s world.
Madison points to the camera.
Madison: What doesn’t come out of my mouth will always have more of a sway with Dennis Black than whatever comes out of yours. Dennis and I will most certainly remain on Turmoil, because Riot as we know it is a sinking ship thanks to Mr. Sensation putting his ego before what’s best for this company.
Madison: You don’t ‘want’ us on Riot, Kassidy. For the last five hundred plus days, everytime Dennis shows up on Tuesday nights, the Riot faithful are reminded of how a World Champion ‘should’ be. It makes them depressed how Mr. Sensation has allowed the ‘flagship’ to lower their standards, simply because he was afraid of one man holding both World Championships.
Madison: Your reign is merely a product of operation ‘Anyone but Dennis Black’. You are no World Champion, Kassidy Hayes. What you carry to the ring with you, is a 'belt'. A prop gifted to you, simply for showing up and doing the bidding of a desperate Mexican. It won't be a Championship again until Dennis is defeated by the OCW World Champion. That...is a fact.
Madison: You're no better than these virgins in the front row who brought replica belts to the arena so they could pretend to be their favorite star.
The camera pans to a section with the front row. Several Bald men with replicas around their large stomachs stand and give the camera a middle finger. The scene quickly shifts back to Madison.
Madison: You, sir, are a glorified placeholder until the headquarters back in New York City decide to ask a part timer to come back and headline Wrestlution. Be careful, tis the season for those special ‘returns’...
Madison winks to the camera.
Madison: Now then, back to our esteemed General Manager. To put it simply…Malu is correct. OCW is good at many things. Preparing for the future is not one of them. Mr. Sensation is a short term thinker.
Madison mocks Sensation’s voice as best she could.
Madison: “Hola, e-ssay? Nate, Nate, Nate. Dupree, Pugh, Nate, Nate….and more Nate. Did i mention Nate? What about tacos?!”
Madison: Ahem...We have ‘Hall of Famers’ still competing, when they should be retired.
Madison: This company relies on nostalgia. That’s why this company is in the state that it’s in. While I was producing a stud, the rest of those with influence in OCW were focused on bringing back soooooo many ‘Legends’ for Wrestlution Ten.
Madison: With no guidance for the future, it led to the inconsistency of Bray. The frail resolve of Jimmy Henry. The abused backside of Tank. Cactus Gauge being softer and more sensitive than charmin toilet paper. We can only hope that he’s finally come out of the closet, that his wife has left him to find a new man, so that her son will be raised correctly. Where are these stars now? Go on...I’ll wait.
Madison: The OCW higher ups FAILED the class of 2016. You can consider 2017 a failure as well when the Rookie of the Year is H-2-freaking 0. My, how the standards for what the head of a class ‘should’ be have fallen, considering who the top rookie of 2016 was...
Madison: Through it all, I was building a machine driven on a lust for greatness and spite for each and every single one of you. Dennis Black is closest thing to a god that this company has ever seen! How am I repaid for my tireless contributions to OCW’s future? Sabotage from bitter and out of touch men in suits.
Madison: The greatest performer of the modern era was savagely attacked after defending his Championship in a match of the OCW Universe’s choosing. Yet no punishment has come to Jackson Montgomery.
Madison: And it just so happens that this ‘contender’ will be decided only days before The Clash.
Madison: As payback for his transgressions, Mr. Sensation was forced to watch as his former and ‘new’ paper Champion were dealt with in dramatic fashion. It would seem as if you’re in need of a valuable lesson as well. This is what it looks like when you’ve lost a locker room.
Madison turns to the X-Tron.
Madison: Rookies!
Madison: Allow me to formally introduce myself. I am your Queen, Madison Cox. I can offer you all of the benefits of a fair and just Turmoil. A Turmoil without favorites being played by Malu or Mr. Sensation. A Turmoil where you earn your keep, unlike Riot. A Turmoil under the rule of The Crown is what's best for all of you. But...before I can allow you to swear loyalty to me. I need you to see what happens if you don't. So i've prepared an example for all of you.
Madison: This, is a small example of what awaits those who would choose to stand in the way of my vision for this brand. The exits are locked tighter than a Golderg's wallet. Have at it, gentlemen... '
