Mugen smiles for the crowd as he lets them soak in the brand new suit and the brand new championship belt around his waist. The suit, made up of platinum, Swarvoski crystals and carbon fiber is glimmering in the lights along with the brand new North American Championship belt. Mugen pulls a microphone out of the inside pocket.
Mugen: Glen Falls.......I know there is one question on your mind. What is this amazing suit that I'm wearing and who is the designer? Well, to answer that, this suit, which by the way cost twice the budget of last week's Riot, was made by the old Chinese lady Xiao Ping down on 75th St. I had these materials sourced by.....wait wait wait, why am I boring you guys to death. You already know I'm freaking rich.
Mugen starts laughing as he unfastens the Championship belt around his waist. He raises it with his free hand in the air.
Mugen: I know your second question is what it this amazing championship belt that I am holding. This is your former Triple Crown North American Championship. From this moment on, you will refer to this belt as the Northern Americas Grand Prix and I as its only rightful owner.
Mugen drapes the belt over his one shoulder as he adjusts his American Flag sunglasses.
Mugen: Last week, our "hero". Oh who am I kidding, our loser boss Mr. Sensation wanted to talk about the past. A past where I was not a champion, a past where I was barely scraping wins here in OCW. A past where I genuinely asked him about what I could do to further my career. And what did he say? Tough luck kid, maybe you need to get good. HA. Fortunately for the OCW Universe, those days are HISTORY, just like Mr. Sensation's bank account.
Mugen shrugs at the camera with a huge smirk on his face.
Mugen: What can I say? He may have built this company with his bare hands, but those weak frail micro hands have not been able to bring OCW back to its glory days. Maybe he should sign up for my amazing patented Income Distribution Program. Let me demonstrate, please refer to the X-tron.
Mugen points to the video screen as the following graphic shows up: