The ringside cameras watch Matsumoto as he celebrates his way up the ramp, his music blaring over the PA system.

As he reaches the top of the stage, H2O appears, two refs flanking him, one holding an orange cloth, the other, wearing a “The One Man Rev Inc” shirt, with a slowly drying stain on the crotch of their pants and holding the Light Heavyweight title.

Matsumoto looks at each one, then pauses when he gets to the man in the “One Man Rev Inc” Shirt, looks down at the crotch stain, then back at his face.

RYU: These bustas are weirdos…

Matsumoto makes his exit as H2O gestures the refs towards the ring, where a beaten and dejected Bobby Minio slowly climbs up the ropes to stand on his feet after the crushing loss.

H2O and the referees climb into the ring, with Minio’s ref heading towards his corner, while Minio, clinging to consciousness, wobbles on his feet.

H2O stands there with poise fixing his lengthy hair around the collar of his suit. Then he snaps his fingers and a mic descends from the rafters of the arena.

He puts one hand over the other resting them in front of him.

H2O: Seems as though both H2O and Bobby Minio have been slightly off their game these past couple of weeks.

H2O looks at the cloth in his ticket pocket of his suit.

H2O: It’s because H2O actually BEAT YOU and obtained this piece of...cloth from you at 500.

H2O: But then you STOLE something that even for you is Hard 2 Obtain….

Bobby Minio: Alright alright, whatever, lets just get it over with… give me my flag back!

H2O: Not until you give Harvey back what he’s earned!

The referees walk toward the center of the ring, about to pass each other to complete the handoff, H2O steps forward, removing something from his jacket pocket.

Minio’s coveted bandana falls to the canvas.

This sobers Minio right up off of queer street, his eyes widening.

In a state disbelief, he looks to the referee to see the orange cloth that was supposed to be the bandana is a shredded “Dropkicks, Drop Mics” t-shirt, his merch from last year.

At the same moment, the referee with the title reads the situation unfolding and begins sprinting towards H2O’s side of the ring.

Minio, now shouting obscenities, begins charging across the ring, shoulder checking the referee with the ripped up t-shirt straight to the mat, effortlessly barrelling through the man as he attempts to recover the Light Heavyweight title before it’s too late.

The sickening clap of the Rip Tide rings out as H2O nearly decapitates the charging Minio, blood immediately spraying from what some may have once called a nose on Minio’s face.

Minio, out cold before hitting the mat, falls into a broken pile while H2O stands in his post Rip Tide pose, his arm raised up for a moment before slowly dropping down to his side.

He gestures to the fake-out ref, who tosses him the ripped up orange Minio shirt, which H2O drops haphazardly over the bleeding man in the ring.

H2O turns to his World Class Ref.

H2O: You have exceeding my expectations. Not only have you screwed over two Hall of Famers in one night for me but now you’ve screwed over The One Scumbag Revolution.

H2O: It’s been a few hours already. H2O will return his gratitude to you. You may now release..

While the crowd buzzes in shock, the anxious referee walks over to the laid out carcass and unzips his trousers. Without haste he urinates on the shirt that covers Bobby’s face.

Everything is censored out for the folks watching at home. But for the live audience; the mothers and fathers cover their children’s eyes from the disgusting act of H2O!

H2O: Ahhh, the same sensation of relief as this ref is having is the same relief Harvey feels as The Good Light is restored upon thee.

H2O: Harvey is sorry it had to be this way. OCW can now return back its regular standard definition programming.

H2O: We’re done here.

H2O puts his shades on and snaps his fingers as the mic ascends back into the rafters.

He leads the referees out of the ring and up the entrance ramp. The camera turns back to an unmoving Minio in the ring as the OCW Medical Team Swarm the ring!

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Ladies and Gentleman this is tough to watch. I am shocked and disgusted by the actions of H20!
	H20 is doing what he has to do!

NOPE NOT DONE YET BUT CLOSE!