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Leon and a ghoulish monstrosity we can only presume is Big Ed begin to circle the ring. Leon pulls out the necromicon and looks at his new toy with a smile on his face.

Leon: "Turmoil...You're day of reckoning has come! The Skwad, in association with black magic and the devil himself, proudly present to you all... The Butcher!"

The crowd begin to boo, shouting out for Big Ed to come to his senses.

Leon: "I am afraid Big Ed is DEAD folks!!! But do not fear, because the Butcher is here to take his place."

An evil smirk purses Leon's lips as he holds up the necromicon.


Leon:
"Turmoil has been about one person for far too long now, but tonight, well people tonight that's all about to change."

The crowd continues to voice their displeasure as Ed cocks his head to the side in confusion over the noise these peons are making.

Leon: "Oh, and I see Turmoil has a new general manager! My father in law... Ronald Regan."

The crowd pops for Ronald Regan as Leon just shakes his head in ardent disagreement.


Leon: "You know, it seems to me that Regan is undoing all the great work that the Skwad did here by bringing in a new TV and Turmoil championship for what? That thing you people call a champion?"

Leon: "So me and the Butcher sat up in my private jet watching Turmoil and you want to guess what happened? Not one of you, none of you here in the stands or in the back, did anything about it. You all just let this happen? You let this midget just do whatever the hell he wants? He's not even a man! He's a child! Yet you all just roll over for him?"

The butcher starts knuckle cracking his fists.


Leon: "That annoyed the Butcher... In fact, it annoyed him so much that he asked me to fly here to Terminal 5.

Leon pauses, letting the drama of the moment build.

Leon: "Dennis... It's out of my hands now.”

Leon: "The Butcher is coming for you Dennis! If anyone in the back gets in his way, especially you Gentleman Jack, the Butcher can't believe you of all people allowed all this to happen..."

Leon pauses once again to stare into the lifeless eyes of The Butcher, who doesn't seem to acknowledge the mention of his dearest friend, Gentleman Jack.


Leon: "But if any of you get in his way, then the Butcher will grab you around the neck with one hand, will lift you up and he will choke you the hell out."

Leon: "Then as you lay their practically dead, he will step on your skull and crush it!"

Leon cackles with excitement at the mere thought of his new found giant crushing anyone he pleases under his massive boot.


Leon: "What? Because I laugh you think I am joking?"

Leon raises his hand. Suddenly, the Butcher goes for the camera man standing on the apron. He lifts him up,throwing him into the ring. The camera falls to the floor as the screen goes black for a moment. The picture comes back up as another camera man takes over but he stays well away from the ring. The camera man that is in the ring pleads with the both of them but The Butcher lifts the cameraman up exactly like Leon said, with one hand.

The Butcher effortlessly chokes out the cameraman, much to Leon's delight. He signals the Butcher to drop him, and being the loyal servant that he is, does just that as the cameraman falls lifelessly to the canvas.

The Butcher then steps on the cameraman, putting all his body weight from the floor onto this poor defenseless man skull. He was just doing his job! Blood starts to pour out of the cameraman's ear, nose and eyes. The fans look on in horror and disgust. Children start to cry, mothers openly weep, and one weirdo rubs his nipples.

Security storms out, about ten of them, but are afraid to get into the ring once they get a first hand view of The Butcher. Leon again signals his monster to stop.

The Butcher steps off the cameraman's skull as he picks him up and throws him into security like a lawn dart.


Leon: "So Turmoil... I hope we have a understanding now. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Leon begins to laugh evilly as he drops the microphone. The camera pans to the Butcher's face as you can see his sick and sadistic smile, content that he has pleases his new master.

As Leon and the Butcher leave the ring, the camera pans to the X-Tron where Gentleman Jack, along with his good friends in the Gentleman Club all look on in horror at what just transpired through a TV monitor in the back.

The camera pans to the announce team.

 

I hope Billy is ok.

Billy?

The cameraman, that's his name.

Oh...

Well that's all she wrote, thanks for joining us for the first Turmoil of the new season.

We will see you guys next week.

 

 

 

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