Parker let's the crowd noise die down , as he lights a trademark cigar in the middle of the ring, soaking up the hostile Turmoil atmosphere, uncertain what a 'Riot guy' is doing on their beloved show. He stares arrogantly around the arena, taking in every detail as he puffs away on his Monticristo number 4.

Parker: "I know what you're all thinking...'the night just got a little more interesting."

The arena crowd begin to boo loudly.

Parker:" Hey, don't blame me, the look on all your faces give it away."

He puts on a mocking voice.

Parker: "What are you doing here?....'Where have you been?'...'Why now?'..."

Parker: "It's simple... Myself and Ma'jin spent MONTHS orchestrating our little inside job, MONTHS planning and plotting, moving all you little idiots into place, and then lit the blue touch paper on the 'faction wars'...."

Parker: "And then we both took a well deserved break, and watched this federation fight, claw, scratch, kick and scream amongst itself, as we sat back, and collected our big, fat pay checks as the rating over the recent months grew and grew with each show."

The crowd are again booing loudly, as he takes a few more tokes on his cigar, and just laughs, mockingly back at the crowd whilst making a money sign with his fingers.

Parker: "Now, I can't speak for Ma'jin, but, personally, I'm bored, there's only so long I can watch people get pushed and pandered too before the urge to Truth Siren someone tears out of me like an erupting volcano.

Parker: What's that? Why am I not o nRiot you ask?....It's simple...

He points at his Hall of Fame ring on the pinky finger of his right hand.

Parker: "Because this ring, much like an NBA player in the Kardashian houshold, means I get to screw anyone I want. I get to take the pick of which desperate bitch to put my dick in, and there's no bitch more wide open, and gagging to be rammed than Turmoil."

He drops his cigar to the mat and squashes it out with his shoe.

Parker: "If I have to watch Boring-17 deliver 1 more Wonder Woman punch, or listen to 1 more promo where Dennis Black's talking herpe calls him the 'King of Turmoil', then i was either going to kill myself, or someone else."

Parker: "So here I stand, the king of the dinosaurs, exclusively on Turmoil, smack dab in the middle of 'Black's Kingdom'...a man who thinks he's god to all you worthless pissant Turmoil viewers."

Parker: "But, what's a god to a non believer Dennis?...You see, I've been doing this for 10 years, I've seen people come and go, I've forced a few out of the doors myself, I've seen the 'Nerd King', the 'Mother f*cker of the year', 'The Senpai', 'The Sensei', 'the Owner, 'The Grand Puba'...'The greatest of all time'..'The S-Bomber'..'Better than Greatest of all time'..."

The crowd pop for the Nate reference.

Parker: "I've seen all this, and yet I keep coming back for more, and why is that? It's because man is genetically programmed to follow his dick, we are programmed to follow the pussy..."

Parker: "So here I am, stood dead centre amongst all this pussy... Ready to f*ck you all!"

The crowd begin to protest loudly, almost to a deafening level.

Parker: "Yes, boo me, cry your little tears, you're providing all the lubricant for me to screw all the people you hold on a pedestal... It fuels me, makes me stronger, I don't wrestle for the money or the fame, I've done that, I've beaten the game... I wrestle now, purely to make you all miserable, to put that glass ceiling above all your beloved heroes.

Parker: And I'll dangle my giant balls above them, as they look up, never being able to get on my level.

Parker: And you can refer to me as what ever you like, people who know me, people who don't know me, I've been the Stallion... I've been Psycho Stevens... I've been Jurassic Parker, some have even called me the greatest of all time, but there is only 1 name you will come to know me as....

Parker:....Godfather.....

He spits in his hand, and starts to do a masturbation motion from his crotch, before throwing the spit towards the camera and leaving the ring as the crowd begin to throw popcorn and drinks towards him.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	...
	Old Country Way!!!

Finish!!!