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This is probably the only time you could say you wouldn't want to be Nate Ortiz. |
Women's Championship Match
Sophia Ortiz (c) vs Tiffany Sensation-Ortiz
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We turn to Drago's dojo, where we see our fellow hunter and World Heavyweight Champion sitting back on the couch with Bubba right next to him. The television in front of him seems to be droning on and on, clearly taking a toll on the pair. Drago pulls out his phone and starts to call someone.
Drago: Is slow day. Wonder what they up to.
We transition over to a boat floating in a body of water, with Dragana using a mini telescope to survey the area. She notices a nearby yacht making its way toward their boat, the piercing bass coming from it causing her to groan. Suddenly Johnny Law pops up above water wearing scuba gear (albeit with a hockey mask).
Johnny: Nothing here. Think we gotta move on to the next spot.
Dragana looks down at a map, which has multiple paths and spots marked up. She takes a marker and scratches out one of the spots. Johnny hops on the boat and sees that his phone is vibrating. He answers the call.
Johnny: What's up buddy?
The screen then splits to show Drago's perspective.
Drago: What you guys doing?
Johnny: We're trying to dig up some lost treasure, but we seem to be getting nowhere with it. Why do you ask?
Drago: Me and Bubba are kind of bored watching same rerun of Cops for 73rd time.
Johnny: Ah, so you wanna go do some stuff, great.
Drago: Put my sister on the phone, wanna ask her something.
Johnny blinks for a few seconds realizing why this might be strange, but shrugs and hands the phone over to Dragana. Meanwhile, the yacht is getting closer and closer and the music isn't getting any less obnoxious.
Drago: Hey so you want to do American pastime things like....Bowling???
Dragana smiles and we can see her mouth start to move as if she's speaking, but unfortunately nobody can hear her over the incredibly loud dubstep blaring from the yacht.
Drago: ....Huh?
Dragana tries to speak louder, but the music just keeps getting louder. She gives the phone back to Johnny as she grits her teeth, staring intently at the yacht.
Johnny: Hello? Hello?
Johnny drops the phone onto the boat as he sighs. He looks around and sees that Dragana is gone. He spots a pirate hat floating above the water, steadily making its way to the yacht.
Johnny: Oh no.
We transition over to the people partying at the yacht, most of them looking like they are under the influence of quite a number of things. We see the DJ at his booth messing with several switches and dials as the bass gets stronger.
DJ: WOOOOOOOOOOOO- OH MY GAH!
The DJ is confronted by Dragana, who is completely soaked. The DJ sees her hat and gets on his knees.
DJ: NO, NO, PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! I'VE SEEN WHAT YOU SOMALIAN PIRATES CAN DO, HERE! I GOT KEEDS!
The DJ tosses his wallet to Dragana, who kicks it away immediately.
DJ: Oh NOOOOOOOOOOO-
Dragana turns toward the booth, taking a nearby chair and smashing the whole booth to pieces, causing the bass to finally die down. She shakes her head and walks away as the other people on the yacht start to take cover. Dragana sees that Johnny's boat is right beside the yacht, and she makes her way down there.
Johnny: Please tell me you didn't hurt anyone.
Dragana just smiles at him.
Johnny: .....Well at least we don't have to worry about that anymore. So, you down for bowling night?
Dragana nods as we fade to black.
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I bowl a 275 just about everytime I play. |
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You mean 275 over 4 or 5 games right? |
Battle for a Contract
Seb Abbot vs Gentleman Jack
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