BALTIMORE, MARYLAND
The Camera pans to ramp as an old nostalgic tune hits and the duo of Scaggs and Poling head down to the ring!! The packed crowd roars in excitement and begins to chant "OCW" OCW" "OCW"
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Ladies and Gentleman The Road 2 Wrestlution rolls on! |
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We are in the HOUSE THAT GREATNESS BUILT! |
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This is CERTIFIED GREATNESS! |
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Do you hear this crowd? holy crap!, its LIT up in here!, we bout to get this party started!!!! |
The Camera Pans To The Ramp!
The foursome prowl around the ring, playing up to the boos of the crowd for a few minutes until Blackbeard gets bored.
Blackbeard: As we stand before you today, the account is alive and well, but with a different twist from the old account some of you historians may know from the good old golden age of piracy.
Blackbeard: Too many times did I lose friends to the malarky of drunkenness, of not being battle ready...but not this time, not anymore.i have surrounded myself with my council of women, everybody knows the female of our species is deadlier than the male...
Blackbeard: And what is deadlier than one female.....three females!!
Blackbeard: Connie proved her weight in gold last week when she proved her loyalty, and I've welcomed her back with open arms.
MADusa hisses in Connie's direction.
Blackbeard: Now now, we've discussed this before, you are all equal in the heart of Blackbeard, there is no room for jealously amongst this crew!
Blackbeard: But I digress, the real reason I'm out here is this....
Blackbeard: Lucas Crowe...me and thee still have unfinished business......whilst i admit the hunt has been fun for me...all good things must come to an end....
Blackbeard: And that end is Wrestlution..atleast for you.
Blackbeard: That is where I bury you at sea, your final resting place.
Blackbeard: This isn't a challenge, or an offer, or a question...it's a promise, a warning...a gentleman's heads up if you will.
The Xtron flickers to life as the face of Lucas Crowe fills the screen.
Crowe: How considerate of you 'Captain'.....
Crowe: There's one little problem to your plan tho....
Blackbeard: Do tell....
Crowe: You don't call the shots around here....You don't tell anyone what to do, well, apart from your little gaggle of witches.
Crowe: But I'll tell you what, seeing as how there's nothing more I'd like than to choke the life out of you on the grandest stage of them all, I will grant you this courtesy..if, and it's a big IF, you can defeat Vincent Winters here tonight, then I will CONSIDER allowing you to to have the pleasure of getting beaten black and blue infront of the entire world at Wrestlution.
Blackbeard removes his jacket and cracks his knuckles, a big smirk appearing across his face.
He opens his arms out wide.
Blackbeard: I'm not going anywhere...the referee is right here...all that's missing is one piece of the puzzle.....
Vincent Winters vs Blackbeard
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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Woah he did it! |
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Indeed he did! |
Earlier this Morning
????: Get up hoe!
Anna Mosity no longer in a neck brace looking spry as ever at 5am this morning is shaking her partner in crime Eerie Sunshine from her slumber.
Anna: C’mon we got beers to pound and bitches to punch.
Anna shakes her one more time then goes in for a nipple twist that would wake even a hibernating bear. Right before she goes for it Eerie knees her in the gut.
Anna: Oooof!
Eerie: Fug let me sleep….
Anna: I bet Heather ain’t sleepin’....Mab either, they prolly slitting each others wrists getting ready for tonight. N’ you sleepin’ like a punkassbitch, you ‘posed to be avengin’ me, ain’t cha?
Eerie: What the….
Eerie just realized that Anna is Anna again, not broken but in full Betty Ford mode. At this realization, the disgraced Pepperton immediately hops to her feet and throws a jab at Anna.
Anna eats it just to deliver one of her own to Eerie. She’s already throwing hands and ain’t even brushed her teeth yet, not that she was gonna anyway.
Eerie: You back bitch?
Anna: In full fuggin’ force hoe! Whatchu got to say!?
Eerie: Imma mount Heather and Mab like Berfa mounts the Magic Empire.
Anna: CHEA!!
Eerie: Shove fists, feets and whatever else I can find in all they holes!
Anna: CHEA!!
Eerie: Cus Betty Ford is fuggin’ back!
Anna: CHEA!!
They fist bump, chest bump, everything bump. Anna lights a Marlboro, Eerie finishes off the remaining 40 ounce from last night and they slam the motel door behind them.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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They back!!! |
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Oh god!!!! |
We join #Invictus back at the roadhouse. Archer is seated at the bar typing away at his phone with a Bluetooth in his ear as he continues the negotiations for the rights to OCW: Certified Greatness.
Lee: Look all I’m saying is we have to be able to figure out something we can be the first to do…
The voice of #Austin Lee coming through a separate cellphone that is placed on the bar next to a bottle of Jack Daniels. It appears in his absence #Austin has employed one of the #Invictus minions to sit at the bar for him with A cut out of #Austin Lee's face covering his own.
Lee: I got one, what if after I pick up the 4th member today we start calling ourselves the #Invictus . He’ll we could even use #I4…
Karissa: Nope C4 did it first.
Karissa is seated ontop of the bar as she is sketching in her notebook.
Archer: No I want every match on this show to be presented by Invictus Industries, The big Black Circle match for the Turmoil Title presented by Invictus industries and the same goes for the OCW world title it needs to he presented by Invictus industries.
Lee: What about if we start to use face paint and we begin to clean the Turmoil roster?
Archer: Nope Mugen did it first with The Purge on Riot
Lee: Ok ok I got one, What if we became like wrestling last hope?
Archer: Pugh did it first.
A long audible beep begins to play as we assume #Austin Lee begins to go on a rant that is not supported by Invictus Industries.
Archer: This will be the biggest missed opportunity in OCW if you do not sign on the bottom and allow my trust fund and #Invictus Industries present these matches.
Lee: Nope Minio did that first with the 3x challenger to the ex title thing, or could be on me for winning then dropping the Future investment to Wrex. But regardless someone did it first
Lee: Cosplay?
Karissa: 99.9% of Turmoil did that at 1 show and Dennis jumped the shark with it
Lee: Hmm didn't know slightly racist things were included in cosplay
Lee: Has to be something we can be the first to do, I mean Damn this is Pro Wrestling nothing is ever borrowed or stolen. Wrestling is completely full of original content that is great. How about this we start telling everyone this is our world and they are just paying rent.
Archer: Sensation did it first but that one I may pay for the rights after I finish this transaction for the match rights.
Ashley Blain: Where is Austin! I can hear his voice.
Ashley comes storming behind the bar in her search yet again for Lee.
Lee: I’m sitting right in front of you…
Ashley just stares at the minion: You are kidding me right? How is this helping you aren’t even at the show in B-17 needs help.
Lee: I Don’t know what you are talking about Ash I am sitting right in front of you in my same seat as always, drinking my Jack Daniels like always.
The minion picks up the bottle and takes a swig only to spit it right back out in the direction of Ashley Blain. Ashley responds with a quick slap sending the minion crashing to the floor.
Lee: See jack daniels is amazing I appreciate the bottle by the way Archer.
Archer: You're welcome, she knocked the minion out by the way so much for the ppv pay day now.
Blain: Again where are you?
Lee: Somewhere in Scotland, I wish these people will just drive on the right side about the 4th time I had to swerve out of the way of oncoming in traffic.
Blain: Why are you in Scotland and more importantly how did you get there?
Lee: I don’t want to say why but it is for a good cause to help Invictus and the how I’m just borrowed Archers credit card and booked a flight.
Archer does a spit take after finding out #Austin has stolen his credit card as the screen fades to black.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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Oh goodness! |
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Pro-Wrassling is an expansive Bidness! |