OCWFED: THE CLASH 2021 INTRO
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS
The Camera pans to ramp as an old nostalgic tune hits and the duo of Scaggs and Poling head down to the ring!! The packed crowd roars in excitement and begins to chant "OCW" OCW" "OCW"
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Ladies and Gentleman, CONFLICT BEGINS NOW! |
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THIS IS THE CLASH!!!! |
The P3 Soundstage lights up with the crowd cheering on. “Fred” plays an intense drum solo, concluding it by ramming his head through one of the drums. He takes a bow before departing. The “Best in the World” Drago Cesar and The Lord of the Lariat, Mugen, jump onto center stage from the rafters to a thunderous applause from the crowd.
Mac appears on Mugen’s left shoulder opposite the Legendz Champion Chip. Bubba tries to prop himself up on Drago’s shoulder, but being that he’s a massive cat, Drago can’t support all that weight.
Drago: Welcome to the P3……
Drago goes in for a fist bump and is met with Mugen’s fist, causing fireworks and confetti to go off in the background.
Both: BONANZA!!!!!
Drago and Mugen take their respective seats.
Mugen: Old sport I’ve got a great guest for us tonight, he’s a man, or rather, horse I’ve been having my eye on for a while.
Drago: Horse? We gonna have Mr. Ed?
Mugen: Something like that. Ladies and gentlemen, please welco-
The lights go off in the soundstage. Strobe lights go off sporadically and an eerie presence is felt.
Drago: Sensation cut our budget?
The lights come back on to reveal the challenger for the CCW Championship, The Last Blacksmith. He stands ominously at center stage. Drago raises his eyebrows while Mugen goes in for a handshake. However, he’s met with an intimidating glare and Mugen thinks for a moment before returning to his desk.
Mugen: So uh, why the horse thing? Are you all man? Half horse? All horse? Like a centaur or something?
Drago covers his mouth with his hand, looking to hold something back.
Blacksmith focuses his gaze on Drago, while hinting a defiant smile
TLBS: It's a pleasure to see you again drago. The last time it was in this arena, do you remember? Two years ago. See how the situation has changed in just two years. You were on top and I was a rookie. While shortly, I will be at the top, while you are now reduced to being a clown in a pathetic show.
Blacksmith turns now his gaze on Mugen…
TLBS: Your irony is admirable Mugen. Do you want to know my story? Are you sure??
TLBS: Just hearing it would cause your hair to lose its sparkling color, and your spirit would go dark. Like mine ... For the moment there is only one creature that I want to destroy, which will soon be in the ring with me.
Mugen: Why go after B-17?
TLBS: The reason I challenged B17 is not only about the title. Tonight, my aim is to get him to bring out the darkest, most dangerous part of him. And destroy it, making it feel for the first time in danger. Tonight, B17 will lose a piece of his soul. And he will never regain it again.
Mugen looks at Drago, who hasn’t said anything in a while.
Mugen: Old sport, anything you wanna ask the horseman?
Drago: I-
He clears his throat.
Drago: How will you scratch his legacy at The Clash?
Blacksmith doesn't bear Drago's mockery, and turns to him, brandishing a chair nearby with the intent to engage in a fight.
TLBS: If you want, I'll give you an appetizer now ..
Mugen: Whoa whoa whoa.
Mugen tries to calm the room down with some hand motions (jazz hands). He places a cold pizza on his desk.
Mugen: I’m quite familiar with your homeland and its exquisite delicacies. This one just happens to be one of my favorites.
TLBS is taken aback by this “pizza”. He angrily points to Mugen.
TLBS: Thank that I have no time to waste with you.
Before leaving the room, Blacksmith give a last look to the pizza.
TLBS: And get that fucking pineapple out of that. You Fucking Vikings...
The camera points back to Mugen wearing a viking helmet with huge horns, taking a giant battle axe and slamming it down on the pizza. The pie sticks to the steel and Mugen eats off of it like a true savage.
In a flash, The Last Blacksmith disappears and Mugen’s desk is set ablaze!
Mugen: AH! FIRE, FIRE!!!!!
Drago tries to search for a fire extinguisher, but finds nothing.
Drago: We don’t have fire extinguisher???
Mugen: THEY’RE NOT SAFE ENOUGH SO WE DON’T HAVE THEM AAAAHHHHH!!!!! FIRE BAD!!!!!
Suddenly, a woman in a giant horse mask jumps up from the crowd and drags Young Ryan out from a nearby corner. She drags him near the desk, kicks him in the nutz, hoists him up and powerbombs up into the desk. The fire is no more. The crowd claps for this showcase of bravery.
The lady removes the horse mask to reveal EMP!
The Sensational Impersonator: ACCENDI MOTHAF****!!!!
EXTREME RULES!
THE LAST BLACKSMITH vs. B17*
In a dimly lit room, the group known as the House of Faith are standing around Lotus for the briefing of the chamber match…Lady Caleigh joins them and closes the door behind her.
Caleigh: Lotus, Dear, this is a big night for you…! Aren’t you excited?
Lotus nods slightly with a bit of confidence.
Caleigh places her hand on Lotus's chin: And you will win and bring momma the women’s championship, right?!
Lotus nods yes.
Caleigh: Good. The House of Faith will not accept failure, understand!
Morgan & Joanna: Yes ma’am!
Caleigh: Now go, my dear Lotus.
Lotus nods and pushes Blackheart and Silver aside and the camera pans back at Caleigh smiling and changes to a scowling look on her face: You better win...