OCWFED: CONSEQUENCE 2021 - OPENING PACKAGE
DETROIT, MI
The Camera pans to ramp as an old nostalgic tune hits and the duo of Scaggs and Poling head down to the ring!! The packed crowd roars in excitement and begins to chant "OCW" OCW" "OCW"
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Ladies and Gentleman, EVERY ACTION HAS A CONSEQUENCE! |
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THIS IS CONSEQUENCE 2021! |
TRIPLE THREAT 2 out of 3 FALLS
A.C. COBRA vs. KASSIDY HAYES
vs. JOHN CARTER*
The camera pans backstage to the temporary office of OCW General Manager Tiberius Octavian Dupree. As per the norm at pay per view events Dupree sits in a makeshift workstation with minimal belongings. Those being; an ample supply of maple snacks, his purple velvet plush chair and his trusty laptop.
There’s a knock on the door
Dupree: Come in and make it quick I’m busy.
Dupree doesn’t pay attention to who enters as he’s immersed in a game of Hangry Hoots on his laptop.
H2O: The Longest Reigning OCW World Heavyweight Champion. That’s who. May I?
H2O with a classic half smile of his own walks into the office with a bag in hand. He stops and stands in between two bent metal chairs.
Dupree: Yeah yeah longest reigning phreaking pain in thee arse.
Harvey smirks, sits down and places the bag on the side of the chair. H2O takes a moment to sniff the aroma that surrounds Dupree’s office.
H2O: AH HA! Canadian Maple air freshener? Nice touch.
Dupree cuts his eyes at Harvey. He rotates around to face him. Harvey notices a growing look of annoyance on Dupree’s pristine face.
Dupree: What do you want Harvey?
H2O: Ok, k, k. Look, I’m going to get right to it.
H2O: I wanted to say sorry for undermining you last week.
Dupree's face turns into an emoji of bewilderment, an apology! He folds his hands together as he leans back on his reclinable throne-like chair.
H2O: I had Tyson go out and fight a rookie instead of myself. I took out Danny Watts for my personal vendetta with The Horse, in which karma struck almost immediately and humbled me.
Dupree: At least you are man enough to admit that, I know some muggles around here could use a horse stomp of humility.
Tibby pauses as he swears he just saw something move in H2O’s dreadlocks.
Dupree: Maybe a bit of humility and a haircut could get you back to where you used to be, humility and a haircut...definitely a haircut.
Harvey smiles and he reaches over to grab his bag. He places it on his lap and unzips it. He takes out his attire for tonight.
Harvey unfolds everything and places it on Dupree’s desk.
H2O: He’s right here. This outfit I would like to call Aguardiente.
Dupree: Aquarium who?
H2O: Fire Water, Phleb.
Harvey winks at Dupree who just sighs in exhaustion.
H2O: Anyway, it’s homage to you Dupree. It was Wrestlution 7 when you wore these colors and you faced Lucas Dimsmore in the Champion vs Champion Match.
Dupree: Beautiful but brutal match. I learned what kind of person Dimsmore truly was that night. I’m sure you’ll learn the same of Solomon...
H2O: That lunatic, Soloman Caine, is a liar Dupree. I’m planning on sending a message to Caine and anyone else tonight - Not to ever drag my name through the mud the way he’s done.
Dupree: So that nonsense with The Seltzer Report, that wasn’t you?
H2O: Scouts honor.
Dupree gestures to Harvey like a thinking emoji. H2O stands up abruptly and grabs his attire off Dupree’s desk and places it over his shoulder.
Dupree: Kneesus Christ!
H2O: I’m going to stop the presses and prove to everyone I’m a good guy. I’m going to go out there and show them all why I’m always and forever The Good Light!
Dupree sees the ambition in his eyes and just loves when people use his catch-phrases.
Dupree: YESH! Bring the Agua-whatever it is you said?
H2O: Bring The Fire, Dupree. Remember K-I-S-S.
Dupree: Really?!...Seriously?! You're telling me to Keep It Simple Sissay?!
The camera fades to black with those choice words.
We fade in to ringside, as we hear a chorus of boos from the raucous Detroit, Michigan crowd. Standing in the ring for the first time as a unit, all 5 members of Dillinger Enterprises.
Dennis Dillinger swings his arms wildly at the crowd, miming a band conductor.
Jasmine stands near Dane Xavier, who is yucking it up with Garcia at Dillinger’s antics. “El Primero”, El Parca holds his half of the OCW Tag Team championships high and shakes his head vehemently at the crowd.
Dillinger: Ahhh yes, music to my ears!
Dillinger: I don’t mean to seem cliche here, but honestly, if any of you minimum wage marks think I’m upset at your boos, then you spent 3 months worth of a paycheck on your tickets for the wrong reason.
Dillinger: ...but fortunately for you, your worthless rock bottom lives get some action from real stars tonight.
Dillinger: No, of course I’m not talking about that angsty 14 year old middle school short story come to life in Quartz. I’m definitely not talking about extra schmedium vanilla london Bore-Story Everrett.
Dillinger: You all get the pleasure to see in action for the first time on Pay Per View in 10 years… The DIAMOND DANE XAVIER.
Dillinger swings his arms over towards Dane, as he and Jasmine step forward and bow to even louder boos.
Dillinger: ...and not only that, but after Dane dismisses the VFW washout, captain pander himself, Kurt Marshall, you will get to see what a REAL national icon looks like.
Dillinger: The PRIDE of Mexico and soon to be recognized as the man who holds not one, but two WORLD tag team championships ALL ALONE. Your El Primero and mine, The Grim Reaper… EL PARCA!
Parca steps forward, raising the title again with one hand, gesturing his hand for “more” with his other. Christian Garcia follows suit, clapping obnoxiously over the top rope.
Dillinger smirks and nods as Christian Garcia hands El Parca a microphone of his own.
Parca: Chico thank you, now chico lemme ask you something.. Why don’t these people recognize? Don’t answer that. You see, all of you?
Parca points all around to members of the audience.
Parca: You all don’t seem to understand I make the rules around here. I don’t know just how many times I can say it. When it’s in regard to MY tag team CHAMPIONSHIPS, I have TWO of them mind you.
Parc:
Sole proprietor remember? Or when it’s about Mark Reese. I was done with Mark Reese after the Bermuda Triangle at Lution. But HE had to stick his nose in MY business YET AGAIN!
The crowd starts booing as Parca circles the ring embracing the crowds roars.
Parca: But that’s okay because tonight. I plan to correct my mistakes, I plan to show just why I am the very best in this company. I’m gonna show why I deserve what is OWED to me! You WILL RECOGNIZE your El Primero.
Parca hands off the microphone to Garcia as he holds his championship in the air with one arm, as the other is also extended out on his side. The crowd starts raining down hellacious boos to El Primero.
Christian Garcia shakes his head at the continued lack of respect and shouts into the microphone at the fans.
Garcia: You know, I’ve been saying since I got here that this company has a serious lack of respect, and y’all really aren’t doing yourself any favors right now.
Garcia:
You ungrateful sacks of crap have stood by and watched El Primero carry the tag team division on his back for the past year, the single most dominant tag team champion this company has ever seen, and yet you cheer for the fat, deadbeat hick who’s been holding him down.
Garcia: And Dane Xavier has given his entire life to this industry, gone above and beyond to elevate the bottom-rung, no-motivation talent in this company, and yet he’s the bad guy.
Garcia:
The bad guy? What the hell has Cort Marshall done for OCW lately anyway, besides waste my time, Dane Xavier’s time, and Mr. Dillinger’s time?
Garcia:I done told you once, and I’m gonna tell you again, this lack of respect ain’t gonna fly no more, and when the Diamond puts away that walking ATF firearms violation, and El Primero finally takes that fat hog Mark Reese behind the shed and finishes the job, here at DDE, it’s Strap Season. Y’all best recognize.
Dane Xavier pats Christian Garcia on the shoulder three times.
Dane: Listen to Lil’ Money preach! Need I say more?
Dane motions to the X-Treon which shows the front page of The Miami Herald. It displays an image of Dane standing valiantly with Cuban citizens around him raising their hands to him as care packages parachute from the sky, the headline reading “Cuba Shines in Diamond’s Light”.
Dane: Take a look at the humble Diamond doing charity work in his motherland last weekend. You should have heard the passionate citizens of Cuba boys, they kept saying, “¡Gracias, diamante, gracias! Siempre! Siempre! Siempre!” Does that look like the image of a bad guy to you? Who dares disparage the good name of Dane Xavier?
Dane: The two-time back to back 2015-2016 Forbes Entrepreneur of the Year and Dillinger Enterprises and ALLLLLLLLL my Little Jewels have got a problem with that! *DOUBLE BICEP POSE*
The audience boos as all of Dillinger Enterprises chuckle at Dane mocking Justin Jehst.
Dane: If “Lil’ Money” Christian Garcia can sum it up in one word that I won’t use because it’s been trademarked by another rookie who gets it, learn your lesson from this one Lil’ Money.
Christian palms himself in the forehead as he realizes that Dane is referring to the word ‘respect’ and OCW rookie Owen.
Dane: Then why can’t someone who is a proven commodity here in OCW such as Cort Marshall? You stood in the ring during my return, poured cheap pisswater all over a Welsh antique and rejected my kind gesture when I had Dennis Dillinger offer you a handout.
Dane: To me, these aren’t the actions of a top tier performer here in Online Championship Wrestling. These aren’t even the actions of a rookie: these are the actions of weak American white trash.
The Motor City audience boos loudly and begins chanting “USA! USA! USA!”
Dane: The night before Wrestlution, it was announced that the OCW Lightheavyweight and Pride Championships were going to be unified to bring back the North American Championship. So when Cort Marshall lost in the Pride Championship match the next night, he failed to represent his country that he has so much pride in.
Dane: I get tired of seeing people like you Cort Marshall, just going through the motions of life, accepting ‘good enough’ as an acceptable way of living. ‘Good enough’ does not represent success, ‘good enough’ does not represent Dane Xavier and Dillinger Enterprises, to me ‘good enough’ only means failure.
Dane begins walking away from the group. The camera pans to show RD Money in the front row. The audience pops for the appearance of GREATNESS! Dane fist bumps him and the audience immediately goes back to booing. Dane struts back to join DDE.
Dane: The measure of my success is determined by my Greatness, and tonight Cort Marshall is going to find out just how much of a failure he is.
The audience boos loudly, some of them still chanting ‘USA!”
Dillinger: You can boo all you want, frycooks. This is business and business is booming. Now get your wallets out, if you have any money left in there after buying these $8 popcorns in this stinky ass building, you should hit up the merch table and for the first time in your life, feel what it’s like to dress for success.
Dillinger nods at his cohorts. They swing their suit jackets open to reveal the new Dillinger Enterprises™ t-shirt. Obviously, the fans are not having any of it. Dillinger’s theme plays as the scene ends with the group standing proudly inside the ring.