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Welcome everybody to the Road To Glory Preshow! |
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We are jammed up again aren't we? |
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You know the routine! |
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So lets kick things off! |
Stacy Clark is standing backstage, mic in hand, ready to interview Turmoil's perennial loser, Lil' Hudsy. The wrestler looks a lot less laid back than usual.
Stacy: Lil Hudsy', Welcome to your first PPV appearance. I must ask, what brings you hear tonight? The last time we saw you, rookie Devin Frye was beating you down in the middle of the Turmoil ring with a steel chair.
Hudsy: Hi Stacy, I'm here tonight because I have unfinished business. Devin Frye, last week was just looking to make a name for himself, as the new guy. Jeremiah Tully was the guy who started the disrespecting of me, so now all the new guys coming in think they can take cheap shots.
Stacy looks a bit confused.
Stacy: So what are you saying Hudsy? You are hear to fight Jeremiah Tully?
Hudsy looks at Stacy, annoyed that he needs to spell it out to her. Wasn't he clear enough?
Hudsy: Exactly. I am going to teach a lesson to the old man. I know he's in the building. So if he isn't too chicken, let's get it on tonight!
Stacy: But Hudsy, your record since joining Turmoil consists of losses to Wrex, Joe Zhivago, Loki, Jett Draven and Devin Frye. Do you really think you will be able to beat the wiley Jeremiah Tully?
Hudsy: Well we won't know unless I try, will we?
Hudsy walked off shaking his head. Stacy Clark always seemed to push his buttons and zap his confidence.
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If Stacy can get in your head, what would happen if it was another Superstar? |
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Looks like we hit the proving grounds tonight! |
Ligermask VS Kassidy Hayes
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What a Manuver!!! |
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He got all of it! |
Footage found from earlier in the day.
The scene opens on Wrex walking down a random street in Washington D.C, the video being recorded on an camcorder.
??? Seriously how could you forget to pack your s**t for the PPV.
Wrex I was hungover alright get off my f**king case, all I got with me is the damn mask so I need to find something to wear at the PPV.
??? What you expecting to find out here on short notice? At this point you'll have more success praying for a miracle.
As if those prayers were answered the expedition suddenly arrived at St. Patrick's catholic church, a single priest was standing outside watching the traffic go by.
Wrex That could work.
??? No.
Wrex Looks about my size and would go with the whole "fighting the devil" thing.
??? Seriously man, don't you fu-
Wrex Hold my bag.
Wrex suddenly runs out of frame in the direction of the church shouting something along the lines of "Gimmie your f**kin coat."
??? Crap, not again.
The camera is suddenly dropped as the second man runs off to try and stop Wrex committing yet another anti-Catholic hate crime.
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It's a shameful thing! |
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Lobster Head! |
Lil Hudsy VS Jerimiah Tully
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Woah! |
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He got him! |
At gorilla backstage Jim Black stands with OCW’s 2Dope Boys Buddy Burns and Yung Shanghai Lee. Both look extra hyped for their match against OCW Tag Team Champions TKF. Jim tries to get an interview, try being the key word.
Jim: Ah Rhyme Tyme do you have anything to say….
Buddy: Do we have anything to say he says….uh uh nuffin’ between ya legs
Y.S.L.: Buss em’ upside dey head
Buddy: We get it in, call me Anthony Baker times ten
Y.S.L.: Call it a Rhyme Tyme win....get ready to pass da hen
Jim: I’m just trying to…
Buddy: He’s just trying to kick it wit da best, he ain’t gun step
Y.S.L.: Cus we stay fresh, flip kick ya chicken chest
Buddy: Get chickens wet, crossbone her tets...bet
Jim: This is pointless I’m outta here….
Jim Black annoyed gives up on the interview.
Buddy: He’s outta here, like we’re outta fear
Y.S.L.: TKF is a lotta queer
Buddy: That’s hella clear, we be natural born killas
Y.S.L.: Me and my n….
Before he could say the most appropriate inappropriate rhyme Buddy cuts him off.
Buddy: Don’t you dare!
Confused on why Buddy cut the cypher off, Y.S.L. just stares at him.
Y.S.L.: That didn’t even rhyme b, told you I was da nicest!
Buddy: Whatever b, we gotta go show these bustas who da first team kicking and flipping. And why we still da best team kicking and flipping.
Y.S.L.: Word to Big Bird.
They do their custom handshake and fist bump as the camera fades.
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HYPE! |
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Say Word! |