Philly!, PA
The Official Savage Lands 2018 Theme!
The Camera pans to ramp as an old nostalgic tune hits and the duo of Scaggs and Poling head down to the ring!! The packed crowd roars in excitement and begins to chant "OCW" OCW" "OCW"
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Ladies and Gentleman The Road 2 Wrestlution rolls on! |
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It is TIME for Road 2 Glory! |
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This one is gonna be great! |
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STRAP IN! |
Previously Recorded
The scene opens in Valkyrie’s apartment: it’s your average urban flat, small and cozy.
She is playing videogames with Javier, a member of the B community which is supposed to know something about B17’s whereabouts.
The two are interrupted by Jackman who suddenly enters the scene
Jackman: What are you doing? We are supposed to interrogate him, not playing video games with him.
Valkyrie: I know, I know. I was waiting for you: my detective instinct tells me that every successful interrogation must be conducted by a good cop and a bad cop.
Jackman: Then let me do the bad cop.
Valkyrie: What? You think I’m not intimidating enough to be the bad cop? I’ll show you! Tie him up.
Javier: Wait! No, please!
Jackman slaps Javier and drags him all the way to the dining room. He then pushes him, forcing him to sit on a chair and then proceeds to tie his hands behind his back
Valkyrie begins walking back and forth in front of him, with her arms crossed
Valkyrie: Very well, Javier… You better start talking right now or…
Valkyrie: Or…
Valkyrie turns to Jackman, unsure on what to say. He simply shrugs and looks annoyed
Jackman: Let me be the bad cop, alright?
Valkyrie: Alright, but whatever you do, do it fast. I'm supposed to have a match at Savage Lands tonight.
Javier’s eyes are wide open in fear, as Jackman closes on him, cracking his knuckles
Jackman: Listen Javy if that's your real name what were you doing with Bingo at the theater?
Javier in a stereotypical spanish accent: Listen all we were doing was watching a movie.
Jackman: Hey Valk, do you have a bat, switchblade, knife, or like tensnips?
Valkyrie: Ugh, Umm
Jackman: Better yet get a chair and tie his arms to that.
Valkyrie grabbed on of here good chairs from the kitchen and tied Javier's arms to the arms of the chair. Javier is getting concerned and is starting to sweat.
Javier: listen guys.
Jackman: Shut up. Now i'm going to ask you again why were you at the movies with bingo?
Before Javier was going to say anything Jackman reached down for Javier's Index finger and started to bend it backwards
Javier: What are you doing?
Jackman: where is he?
Javier: ugh ugh ow ow
Jackman snaps Javier all the way back breaking his finger.
Jackman: Alright i'm moving to the next one.
Before Jackman could hurt Javier more, Valkyrie pulled him back by his arm
Valkyrie: My detective instinct tells me that it’s now time for the good cop to step up.
Jackman shrugs and steps back.
Valkyrie: Listen, Javier. We are all friends here. We are all part of the B community and we want B17 to get back here safely.
Valkyrie: We don't want to hurt him. We want to help him fight those who took him out on Wrestlution. But now you have to help up help him, understood?
She then closes in on him, whispering in his ear
Valkyrie: Trust me. You don't want to see Jackman go mad. Or he is going to make a box out of your skin.
Javier: Alright! I will tell you everything I know. But you will be disappointed...
Javier looks around, struggling to find his words.
Javier: And that's because B17 is not in our world anymore. He is…
Javier: … in the Vaporwave world.
The camera fades back to a very concerned commentary team
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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Interesting! |
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You said it! |
The camera pans to Sensational Spider against a purple background. He gives the screen a nasty look.
Spider: I Get What You Say.
Spider: When you say I will fight anyone in this company.
Spider: You’re trying to say that you’re hot shit, you’re the best there ever was, the best there is.
Spider: But what you really said, is “I Don’t Care.”
Spider: You don’t care what this next fight will get you.
Spider: You don’t care about what you can learn from your next opponent.
Spider: You don’t care what this next fight means for your legacy.
Spider: You simply don’t care, and when you don’t care, I Don’t Care.
Spider: I Get What You Say
Spider: This has been a Sensational Service Announcement.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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What a jerk! |
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How dare you! |
AERITH vs DRAGANA vs SENTAI HARE*
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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Holy Crap! |
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WOW! |
The camera opens in the backstage area, where Stacy Clarke is waiting to introduce an interviewee.
Stacy: Ok, OCW Universe. I know the action has been top notch tonight, but before we get back to the card I have a guest here who’s been making some waves, and I’m sure he’s ready to make a few more.
Suddenly, Telos walks into the frame with a determined look on his face.
Stacy: Telos, how are you tonight?
Telos: I’m doing well Stacey. Appreciate you asking.
Stacy: Now Telos, before we get into your No DQ match against Tyson ‘Cyborg’ Wagner tonight, I’d like to ask about last week.
Stacy: Why weren’t you present for RIOT? And why did you decide it was time to make your TURMOIL debut?
Telos: It’s simple Stace. I got sick of the RIOT fans being unappreciative, so I gave those degenerates a week off.
The crowd pops at this statement. Telos scowls before speaking again.
Telos: I figured, maybe some lesser fans would appreciate what I’ve been doing in OCW, but I was wrong as well.
Telos: But I won’t lie. I’m mildly upset that I didn’t show up to RIOT.
Stacy: Why’s that?
Telos: So I could’ve shown AC Cobra that I’m no ones goddamn flunky. That cheap ass body spray doesn’t cover up the bullsh-t coming out of his mouth.
Telos: And I damn sure have no affiliation with Maxwale Jaykub Freeman. I’d have no second thoughts about sending them both to Cort Marshall’s chiropractor.
Stacy: So it seems like they’re in your plans post-Savage Lands?
Telos: You should know me better than that by now Stacey. I don’t make plans. I just deliver them.
Stacy: Duly noted. How are you feeling about your match tonight?
Telos: I’m feeling fantastic. It’s been weeks since I’ve been in the ring, since I’ve laid hands on someone, since I’ve HURT someone.
Telos: And tonight, I get to do all the above. By the end of the night, “Cyborg” will be nothing but a pile of scraps in the middle of the ring.
Telos: Or the middle of the ramp.
Telos: Or the middle of the crowd. Make sure you get a good seat Stacy. The cosmos have brought us to this moment, and I guarantee you won’t see another like this.
Telos walks off camera with Stacy watching. The crowd stirs as we move to the next segment…..
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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HE READY! |
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YEAAA! |