OCWFED.com Presents Riot

   

 

The scene opens up outside of a locker room door. Smoke creeps from under the door and blurs the shot.

The cameraman slowly enters the cloudy locker room and the starts to cough; he turns around and rushes out of the room gasping for air.

Marley makes his way into the hallway, the cloud slowly ooze out behind him. The camera pans in on him.

Marley: So my second match of the year is a handicap match? Whoever makes these matches week after week must want me to leave. Tonight I have to team up with K. Dangelo and take on Purple Nurple.

Marley shakes his head as he hears the boos from the crowd make its way backstage.

Marley: It’s a tag match but the card might as well say three on one. Everyone knows I hate the fruit and his man. Hell, I don’t even like Grandmama and his garden. Right now I feel like packing up and leaving but I cant disappoint my army. They pay to see me week after week. They rather see me than see the EX Champ. I’m still the guy even with-

Marleys cellphone starts to ring. He looks at his phone before answering the unknown number.


Marley: Wha gwan, a who dis?

Marley takes the phone away from his ear and puts it on speaker.

Marley: Who gave you my number?

K. Dangelo: Calm down Jook!

Marley: YOU CANT CALL MY PHONE AND TELL ME TO CALM DOWN.

K. Dangelo: You think I want to do this match? I’m just as angry as you are.

Marley: I don’t like you and you don’t like me.

K. Dangelo: We’re men right? We we’re brothers at one point right?

Marley: Yeah, so what’s your point?

K. Dangelo: My point is, as part of the select few of brothas here in OCW we need to put our differences aside and stand up for each other. I’m down to end this beef between us if you are. See you out there later my brotha!

Marley hangs up the phone and puts it back in his pocket. He goes back into his locker room as the scene fades out.

 

The camera pans to the announce team.

KD squashing beef?

That doesn't sound like a very K.D thing. Hmmmm

 


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Drago Cesar vs Illuminati

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The camera pans to the announce team.

What a counter!

WHATA MANUVER! Wait is he on?

Previously on Wrestling & Hip Hop, Buddy Burns received a diss track (in cassette form) during the last episode of Riot. The creator of this diss track is no other than wanna be j-pop star Yung Shanghai Lee better known as YSL.

Buddy spent nearly the entire show in search of a hipster to play the cassette tape. After nearly giving up Buddy finally found "a hipsterist named Muuse" sitting in the parking lot in his '83 Delorean DMC-12 able to play the diss track.

Due to time constraints we were unable to complete the segment in real time. The following footage is continued from the previous show. Buddy and Muuse have just put the diss track into the player and are now listening to "Lie Boy Schbuddy Schburns" by YSL featuring YSL.


" PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW CLACK CLACK, CLACK CLACK, GUN SHOT SOUNDS!

This one goes out to the Lie Boy SCHBUDDY BURNS
You look real stupid with those SIDEBURNS

YOU DROP A DISS TRACK? WOWWW
But this diss track gonna go POW

I hope you listen real carefully on this cassette,
Because in 2 minutes you gonna get wrecked.

They look at me and they see a beast!
Nathan Carter looks at you and he sees a feast!

You got arm tassels, what a hassle,
But the truth is, you still can't WRASSLE

I'd give you a chance to respond, but I know you a coward,
Better yet, you know I got the POWER!

I'm the realest in Japan, China and Korea,
You can't see me if you were a feet TALLA

So you wanna be a tough GUY,
Now you should confess, because you LIE

LIE BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YY

Look at you Buddy, you so short,
I made your mom my escort!

WOO! MIC DROP! "


An audible mic drop is heard on the cassette tape.

Buddy: That was horribly-horribly awful...

Hipster Muuse: I don't know what the hell that was hoot, but you need to diss him back, you can't pussy out.

Buddy: But I ain't no rapper slick.

Hipster Muuse: Neither is that guy...

Buddy:
True, damn true.

Hipster Muuse: Now go spit that hot fire...just don't do it here...please...I've had enough crappy hip hop for one night.

Muuse immediately ejects the tape and tosses it out his window as Buddy exits the vehicle.


Buddy: Good Looks....

Hipster Muuse: You should be apologizing.

Before the door can completely closes the car pulls in reverse and peels off Back to the Future as the camera fades.

 

 

The camera pans to the announce team.

Oh god!

Where the hell is Cardi B, nom saying!, hey what the hell whats going on!

 

*Camera fading to the backstage area as Stacy Clark is standing by.*

Stacy Clark: Good evening ladies and gentlemen….. I am standing by with Austin Lee.

*the camera fading out as they wait for Austin Lee to come walking into frame.*

Stacy Clark: umm
Austin we are live…

*Stacy sighs as she walks down the hallway. The camera Is following revealing Austin to be standing at the other in with his headphones on over his head ignoring Stacy as she continues to call his name. Stacy reaching out trying to tap Austin on the shoulder only to have her hand slapped away from the side.*

Stacy Clark: *pulling her hand back as she stands in shock*
excuse me!

????:
no excuse you, who do you think you are just walking up on people like that?

*The camera fading out revealing a women standing next to Austin who slapped the hand of Stacy clark. The women taps Austin on his shoulder to get his attention. Austin still standing with his back to the camera passes his headphones to the lady next to him.*

????: If you would like to speak to Austin I suggest you clear It with me first.

Stacy Clark: and you are?

????: My name is Kassie Jacobs, and I suggest you drop the attitude.

Stacy Clark: *sighing* I was just hoping to ask a few questions about why Austin has turned his back on the wrestling fans it seems like.

Kassie Jacobs repeats the question to Marvelous Austin Lee who keeps his back to the camera. Austin answer quietly only loud enough for Kassie to hear.*

Kassie Jacobs: Marvelous Austin Lee has not turned his back on anyone. This has been his stance since day one here in OCW.

Stacy Clark: *directing her question to Austin* Is there a reason why you can not face the camera now? Didn’t seem to have a problem earlier tonight?

*Marvelous Austin Lee answers again quietly*

Kassie Jacobs: the eyes of the unwashed masses that cheer for this “product” do not deserve to have the man who stands for #sports entertainment speak to them directly again tonight.

Stacy Clark: Please not you to with the #.

Kassie Jacobs: *moving into the face of Stacy Clark* ###########


*Marvelous Austin Lee finally turning around as he pulls the microphone away from Stacy and separates Kassie from stacy.*

Marvelous Austin Lee:
That’s enough KJ.

*Kassie nods as she steps to the side of Austin.*

Marvelous Austin Lee: the fact that I need to explain myself further just shows how pathetic and un educated all of wrassling fans are. You all sit at home in your parents basement contributing nothing to this world as you debate on the internet who the better wrestler is, which 5 star match was the best, and who the greatest wrestler of all time is. You stay in a dungeon afraid to ever step outside because you are afraid to accept the truth, that pro wrestling is a dying art and gets no respect In this world.
Marvelous Austin Lee: If you all don’t believe me then you all are part of the problem. You refuse to accept that you are a fan of the past and do not embrace the future.

Marvelous Austin Lee: Ladies and gentlemen the future is here, standing in front of you all and it is a marvelous future. I suggest you all embrace the new Era of sports entertainment. #Bada Bing #Bada Boom #Are you not Entertained.

*Marvelous Austin Lee tosses the microphone back to Stacy as the screen fades to black.*

 

The camera pans to the announce team.

That guys ego is too much!

As Marvelous as ever!

 

The cameras open up to the scene of Mugen pacing around backstage in an Adidas track suit holding his pride and joy, the Northern Americas Grand Prix. Mugen starts to speak without even looking at the camera yet.

Mugen: I've heard the rumblings backstage and on the internets. They say I was lucky, they say I barely escaped with a win. GUESS WHAT

Mugen whips his head around to take a look at the camera. He pats the belt as he continues to speak.

Mugen: IT DOESN'T MATTER. I'M STILL.......

Mugen flashes his trademark smirk

......your Northern Americas Grand Prix Champion. K.Dangelo, you put up a good fight, I'll give you that but you lack the proper qualities of a champion. I'll break it down for you real quick.

Mugen puts up his index finger.

Mugen: Quality 1! Be a strong style practitioner!

Mugen raises up two fingers now.


Mugen: Quality 2! Look fly as hell with your belt!

Mugen raises up three fingers as he brushes his shoulders off.

Mugen: QUALITY 3! Have the heart of a champion!

Mugen rasies up four fingers now and immediately turns it into the C4 over Everything taunt.

Mugen: Quality 4! You already know, be part of the greatest faction ever.

Mugen pauses for a second to take a sip of water.


Mugen: Excuse me, for the thirst is still in me. Just like I know that the thirst is in Jacob Trance tonight. He needs to get back to the top of the mountain and I am NOT going to let him by me that easily. Mark my word, for he lacks the proper qualities of a champion as well. Whiiiiiich leads me to the last person on my s*** list tonight.

Mugen points at the camera with the C4 Gun Salute.

Mugen: Drago Cesar. You want to hunt me? You want this championship around my waist? Bring it. Matter of fact, lets up the ante a little bit, I'm feeling like a winner lately. Why don't we make this falls count anywhere?

Mugen smirks for the camera as he holds out the gun salute again.

Mugen: I'll be waiting. C4 Over Everything.

The scene fades out as Mugen walks away from the view of the camera.

 

The camera pans to the announce team.

The North American Champion is fired up!

He better be he has an uphill fight tonight against the former OCW Champion Jacob Trance!

That will be tonight in our Main Event!

I cannot wait!

The following match has video quality issues they resolve during the last quarter of the match

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K.D & Jookie vs Purple Rane

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The camera pans to the announce team.

Can someone in the truck fix this for the viewers at home!

Thank Christ I thought my glaucoma came back again.

 

The camera returns back to ringside!

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The camera pans to the announce team.

Oh what the hell!

HAHAHA, DON'T TRUSSEM!

 

 

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