MANHATTAN CENTER, NYC

Recorded just before Riot goes live.

Just outside the office of Mugenta, 2 men are seen attaching secret service like equipment to themselves. Earpieces, watches that have mics built in and dark shades with mini cameras built in.

Number 1: Can I get a copy?

Number 3: Copy that. Number 2 are you on?

Number 2 slowly walks out from Mugenta’s office. He is sporting a zero black neck brace and coughing as he meets up with the rest of the team. Clearly he is the one that felt the Pepperton Sleeper from Dupree last week.

Number 2 (Very hoarse): Copy….. That (Coughs)

Can’t imagine him doing much speaking for the time being. As they continue to link up, the Lady of Purge, Lacy Love, make her way out of the office.

She clears her throat and all three men stop what they are doing and stand at attention. She clears her throat again and the 3 men line up shoulder to shoulder and face away from Mugenta’s office.

Lacy walks around them and begins to pace in front of them back and forth. She’s wearing pretty much what she had on at Savage Lands, minus the face paint. She is wearing rather expensive Dolce and Gabbana matte baby pink glasses.

Lacy: Men, this week our objective has not changed. Operation: Mr. Tibbles is still in effect. We need to have constant eyes on our target.

As she is speaking, Lacy continues to pace in front of the orderlies. Almost as if she is the next General Patton or Schwarzkopf. Guiding the lives of these men into battle.

Lacy: Now I know we had a little lapse of judgement last week. Isn't that right Number 2?

Number 2 (Very hoarse): It won't….(Coughs) happen again

Lacy: It best not happen again. Now Admiral Dimmy is not here this week. But that does not mean we can let our guard down on our opposition.

Lacy: We have to remain 2 steps ahead of Tibbles. Now he may continue with the forceful interrogation but we cannot waiver. We must stay strong, stay out of sight and for god sake keep quiet. Is that understood?

Number 1 & 3: Yes Lacy

Number 2 mouths the words but no sound comes out. Lacy then gives the orderlies the nod and they leave to take their posts throughout the Manhattan Center.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Welcome to RIOT EPISODE 437!!!
	We got a nice spring like breeze as the capacity crowd rushes the arena!

	With The King of OCW looking, things are about to be kicked up a notch!
	Twists and turns, get ready jack!

The Camera Pans To The Ramp!

Mugen enters the ring holding the OCW World Heavyweight Championship as a large item, covered in a silk sheet is placed in the center of the ring quickly by OCW ringside staff. They scurry out of the ring as Mugen begins to speak.

Mugen: OCW! Does something look a bit different to you tonight? Hmmmm...

Mugen pretends to look like he's confused before a surprised expression appears on his face.

Mugen: Oh! That's right, your OCW World Heavyweight Championship is not in the hands of Paul Pugh and it is in the posession of ME. Paul Pugh, finally came to his senses and relinquished this belt to me in private. See, with this championship in my hand, I possess ALL of the power in OCW. Something even "Our Hero" couldn't fathom doing.

Mugen pats the belt that is now placed on his shoulders.

Mugen: Now, I could name myself the OCW World Heavyweight Champion, buuuuuuuuuut.......I'm not that kind of person. What kind of person would do that?

Mugen starts laughing as he readjusts the belt onto the other shoulder.

Mugen: Instead, what I'm going to do is hold onto this belt because I am the ONLY PERSON WORTHY OF HOLDING IT. NOT YOU PAUL PUGH. NOT YOU DRAGO CESAR. NOT YOU SEAN MCGEE. NOT YOU SCAGGS. NOT YOU PERSON IN THE FRONT ROW EATING A LARGE TUB OF POPCORN. NOT YOU IN THE 5TH ROW WITH THE INNER CIRCLE CLUB SHIRT. ME ME ME, I'M THE ONLY ONE.

Mugen starts flailing his arms around and runs in circles while pointing at his belt. He calms down all of a sudden and smiles for the camera to adjust his suit jacket.

Mugen: Which leads me to this big announcement I have for the OCW Universe. As you may have heard, the King of OCW Tournament is upon us so...............

Mugen points at the large item behind him covered by a silk sheet and grabs a corner of the sheet.

Mugen: What I am going to show you has only been seen by a few eyes, NOT EVEN MINE! So here we goooooooo

Mugen pulls on the corner of the sheet and reveals a large OCW King of the Ring poster printed on cardboard. Mugen turns around and looks at the poster with excitement but.......that excitement is quickly gone as a face of horror forms.

Mugen: WHAT?! WHAT?! WHY IS MY FACE NOT ON THIS POSTER?!

Mugen picks up the cardboard poster and turns it around hoping that there is something on the reverse side.

Mugen: OH MY GOD, THE MARKETING DEPARTMENT IS GOING TO DIE TONIGHT. WHAT A WASTE OF CARDBOARD!

Mugen kicks the poster off of it's stand and starts punching the thing. He then proceeds to lean it against the ropes in the corner and takes a few steps back. Mugen viciously lariats the cardboard poster it flys across the ring on its side and now the CEO of OCW is furious.

He grabs the poster puts it between his legs and hits a vicious IMUGENATION!!! on the poster Launching it into the turnbuckle where it explodes!

Mugen: JAYZUS. I apologize OCW Universe for seeing that sudden outburst of anger and for viewing a terribly made version of the King of OCW Poster. I promise, we will have this corrected OR MY NAME ISN'T MR. MUGEN!

Mugen slides out of the ring with the OCW World Heavyweight Championship in hand and walks up the entrance ramp fuming. The scene cuts out.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Our CEO folks!
	Still better than Mr.Sensation!

Y.S.L vs Anthony Baker

The camera pans to the announce team.

Cameraman pans through a cloud of smoke, to Versus sitting on a barstool, leaning back against his Tiki Hut bar, taking a few hauls from his V-Vaporizer (Copyright Versus 2016).

He and Ed can be seen chatting and sharing a laugh or two as the camera closes in on Versus. Ed hands Versus a drink, and Versus focuses on the camera.

Versus: Welcome back, everyone, to another edition of Versus Tiki Hut (waits for applause)...wait...there's no audience....right. Well, anyway, as usual we'd like to thank our Volcano Donor of the week Elizabeth Orlando-Williams Gastric-Bypass Center, "cheat codes for skinny!"

Versus tosses the index card with the info on it.

Versus: This week, we have an incredibly special guest with us. Stacy Clark. I know you're probably wondering "Versus, you just had a huge win against Cereal at Savage Lands, why aren't you bragging?"

Versus: Well, since my mind is always so elevated, it's best that I keep my ego grounded, you know? Am I happy I won? Sure. Will Cereal exact his revenge with some elaborate plan that probably involves lacing my weed with angel dust, and I find myself in Deebo's chicken coupe sweatin' like a slave?

Versus: Doubtful. He's above all that nonsense. I've decided to just carry on, and finally show some love to the underappreciated members of the OCW staff...that means you Stace.

Stacy: Thanks Versus, you've always been so nice to me, and not once try to sleep with me.

Versus: You're....welcome?

Stacy: Yes, indeed.

Versus: So Stace...can I call you Stace?

Stacy: Sure.

Versus: Ok. So Stacy, I've witnessed you, week in and week out, get insulted, flirted with, sometimes injured, called 'bitch', 'hey you', 'stupid' and so many other terrible superlatives. How do you get through it all? I guess I should ask the real question, which therapist have you made insanely rich?

Stacy: Haha. I take it all in stride I guess. I've been here so long, that it's all part of my day. I wake up, shower, get dressed, come in, get called names, get assaulted, get approached by weirdos to do unspeakable acts, then the show starts.

Versus: You...you are a strong woman Stacy, and a strong woman needs a strong drink. Ed, make this woman a Grateful Dead.

Stacy: What's that?

Versus: It's purple, chicks love purple. So Stacy, you've been in OCW for like 11 years now, that must make you you like...

Versus (stupidly) begins to ask Stacy a question about her age, as the camera focuses on Ed. Ed looks curiously at the (extremely active) Volcano. Ed notices something sticking out of the top of the volcano.

He tilts his head, and quickly finishes making the drink. As he comes from behind the bar, he gives Stacy her drink and guides her off of the interview stump and away from the volcano without making a scene, or even interrupting the questioning. (Ed's a true professional)

After getting Stacy a safe distance away, Ed turns to Versus and hands him his vaporizer. Ed moves his hand in a 'continue talking' motion, as he walks over to the volcano. Versus and Stacy's eyes are glued to Ed right now. Ed gets to the volcano, and points at a tube sticking out of the top of the volcano.

Versus and Stacy tilt their heads, confused. Ed quickly grabs a piece of paper and writes on it. He stands up and points into the volcano, and flips the paper over, it reads "Cereal's in here". Versus head nods as he realizes what Ed's saying, and immediately decide to have some fun.

Without hesitation, Versus preps his vaporizer, and takes a large...LARGE hit. He walks over to the volcano, and blows the entire hit into the tube sticking out of the volcano.

The One Man Revolution, Bobby Minio EXPLODES out of the volcano, ripping off his snorkel, coughing and choking, exhaling the smoke that was just baby-bird fed into Minio's breathing tube. Minio falls, ass over tea kettle, out of the volcano and onto the floor, covered in lava. Still coughing like a sorority girl who just took her first bong rip.

As Versus and Ed are bent over laughing at the situation, they look over at Minio, who's quickly quieting down. With squinting, beet red eyes, Minio stares up at Versus and Ed, they can see, immediately, that Bobby Minio is INSTA-BAKED.

Minio begins to get to his feet, Versus pushes Stacy safely behind him and grabs an Almond Joy. He and Ed prepare for a violent confrontation with Minio the Lava Monster.

Minio stands up, looks confused at Versus and Ed for a few seconds, looks around, then slowly begins to stumble away with a perplexed look on his face. As he passes Versus and Stacy, he snatches the Almond Joy from Versus' hand, before stumbling his way out off of the set.

Versus, Ed and Stacy stand confused as the door closes behind Minio. The scene fades into the next segment.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Oh this isn't going to end well!
	Almond Joys have Nuts, B Mounds Don't!

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