Welcome to another scorcher in the city. We are live its OCW Episode 445
Four Hundred and Forty Five Episodes! That has to be a new record!
The Longest Internet Based Weekly Episodic E-Wrestling Program in all of The World!
It's about to go down tonight so lets get cracking!
The Camera Pans To The Ramp!
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The entire arena is on their feet 'Booing' as Majin, The Steve and Casey walk around the ring with smiles on their faces. The 3 pace for a few moments, taking in the sold out crowds reaction before Casey makes her way towards the edge of the ring and motions for a mic.
As the ring announcer goes to hand Casey a mic through the ropes, Casey snatches the mic from his hand, and 'Shoos' him away. Casey then turns back towards Majin and The Steve and laughs. She then prances back to the center of the ring, joining the 2 men, and hands Majin the mic.
Majin- "Last week...."
Before Majin can say anything else, the entire arena explodes in 'Boos' again. Majin only smiles as a chant of 'You sold out! You sold out!' starts up. Majin only shakes his head.
Majin- "Now hear me out. Because what happened last week wouldnt have happened if there wasnt good reason for it. Last week..."
The Camera Pans To The Ramp
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Majin, Casey and The Steve all have confused looks on their faces as Willow paces the ring between the 3 of them. Willow then pulls a mic from her back pants pocket.
Willow- "Go ahead, dad. Tell us all about last week. Because I for one would LOVE to know what happened."
Majin holds his free hand up as if telling Willow to relax. Casey and The Steve back off to give Majin and Willow some room.
Majin- "Willow, baby, this doesnt concern you. You shouldnt be here. Why are you even here on Riot, tonite? You signed with Turmoil, remember? So what were doing here doesnt involve you in the slightest."
Willow cocks her eyebrow in disbelief.
Willow- "Doesnt 'Concern' me? So you and Steve attacking Uncle Johnny last week for absolutely no reason what so ever,...doesnt 'Concern' me? Doesnt 'Involve' me? WE ARE FAMILY!"
Majin lowers his head before looking back up to his daughter.
Majin- "Punkin,...you need to leave."
Willow takes a step towards Majin, getting directly in his face.
Willow- "I will not 'Leave'. For the past week Ive been trying to call and text you guys to try to find out what is going on and none of you have answered any of my calls or returned any of my texts.
Thats bullsh[BEEP]. I want answers. And I want them now."
Majin slowly takes a step back, getting some space between himself and Willow.
Majin- "Willow, Im not asking you this time. Im TELLING you. Leave."
Willow slowly steps towards Majin again, closing the distance between them once again. She slowly raises her mic as she stands nose to nose with her father.
Suddenly, from behind Willow, Casey jumps up onto Willows back, grabbing her around her face, and brings Willows back down across both of Caseys knees, hitting her with an Epidural.
Majin stands over his daughter, shaking his head, as Casey gets down on her hands and kness and starts screaming at Willow. Casey then stands, picks up the mic that Willow had, and pushes Willow out of the ring with her foot.
Casey- "HOW DARE YOU LOSE MY OCW WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP, TO THAT TALENTLESS, HACK OF A WRESTLER, SOPHIA!
I TRAINED YOU FOR 6 YEARS! ME! DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT MAKES ME LOOK?!?
I AM A 3 TIME OCW WOMENS CHAMPION! I AM THE ONLY FEMALE IN THE OCW HALL OF FAME! ME! AND YOU LOSE MY TITLE IN YOUR VERY FIRST MATCH??? YOURE PATHETIC! A FAILURE!"
Casey lowers her mic as she begins to take a few deep breathes, calming down. She then begins to raise her mic again.
Casey- "Sophia, HUN, I know youre probably watching this. Well THERES your new BFF!"
Casey laughs to herself and rolls her eyes as she motions outside the ring.
Casey- "Poor, useless little Willow."
Again Casey laughs.
Casey- "Never send a girl to do a womans job. Sophia, Summercide, you and me for My OCW Womens Championship."
Casey snickers to herself.
Casey- "And 'CHAMP',...I wont take no for an answer."
Majin and The Steve walk over to the ropes and look down at Willow as she still lie on the mat below. The Steve glances at Majin as Majin looks up towards The Steve.
Majin smirks, shrugs his shoulders, and mouths the words 'Oh well'. Majin The Steve and Casey then all begin to laugh before Majin raises his mic again.
Majin- "Versus, tonite you wanted,...answers? Tonite you wanted,...reasons? Well..."
Majins head twitches. A quick deranged, psychotic smile quickly flashes across his face.
Majin walks back to the edge of the ring and looks down at Willow one more time.
Majin- "Oh and Willow,...baby girl,...Punkin Butt,...."
Majin slowly starts to smile as he softly whispers into the mic.
Majin- "....happy birthday."
Majin then reaches out over the ropes, and drops his mic down onto Willow on the mat below. The 3 begin to laugh as the arena fills with 'Boos' once more. Majin, Casey and The Steve walk around the ring a couple more times, before exiting, and making their way towards the back.
The camera pans to the announce team.
That son of a bitch, his own daughter!
Aye man, you don't get in that ring and not expect a fight! She knew what she was getting into!
We go backstage where the camera pans outside of Mugen's office. Standing outside is Anthony Baker who has an appointment to see Mugen. Anthony Baker is chewing gum and thinking peacefully when Flynn comes walking in through the door.
Anthony Baker: "DAD?"
Flynn: "What are you doing here?"
Anthony Baker: "I was told to come to the principal's office. Not sure what for."
Flynn: "Yeah I got called in too."
Flynn takes a seat next to Baker.
Anthony Baker: "Are we in trouble Dad?"
Anthony Baker and Flynn look at each other.
Anthony Baker/Flynn: "HELLO???"
The door opens and here comes the new kid on the block... Matt Sheldon.
Anthony Baker: "Hey look Dad, it's that dingle berry Matt Sheldon."
You can see the anger and embarrassment in Flynn's eyes. Matt takes a seat next to Flynn. Matt is still laughing over the stunt he pull last week.
Anthony Baker: "I nearly S*** my pants because of you Sheldon. My dad here had to take a ..."
Before Baker can finish his sentence. Flynn holds bakers lips to stop him talking.
Flynn: "Let's........... Not talk about that."
Matt Sheldon dies laughing.
Flynn: "So why are you here?"
Flynn is looking at Matt as he asked the question.
Matt Sheldon: "I was told Mugen wanted to see me."
Flynn: "So he wants to see me, you and Baker. I wonder what this is about?"
Baker, Flynn and Matt continue to wait outside the office as the camera now pans to both Charles Scagg and Al Poling.
The camera pans to the announce team.
Those 3 are like the Stooges!
Baker is Def Curly, TRUE!
Amazing Pine vs Kat
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The camera pans to the announce team.
These 2 are the stonkest Women in OCW!
We turn to a rundown arcade somewhere in New York. The place is full with people in their 20s-30s, reminiscing about the games they used to play in their childhoods.
In the midst of all this nostalgia is the OCW World Heavyweight and North American Champion, Drago Cesar, deciding to take a bit of a rest after his hellacious match the last week.
He's in his street clothes, that being a pair of aviator shades, a Bubba t-shirt with a leather jacket over it, a pair of jeans, and an old pair of sneakers.We see him on an X-Men cabinet, as a crowd starts forming around him, partially because of his recent popularity, but also because he's about to beat the game on one quarter.
Drago's playing as Colossus, and he's on the final boss fight; Magneto. He takes his time throughout the fight, employing hit and run tactics to slowly wear him down. Several patrons of the arcade start cheering him on.
Person: Holy crap, he's actually going to do it!
Person 2: YOOOOOO THIS IS LIT, B!
Drago laughs a bit as he explains something.
Drago Cesar: Use to play this back in my country non-stop!
Magneto's on his last legs as Drago uses his mutant powers to finally defeat him. The folks huddled around Drago start cheering and patting him on the back. The Champ turns around and is a little surprised at all the people being hyped as hell around him.
Drago Cesar: Is not that hard! Just take practice.
Drago chuckles, but his celebration is cut short; all of a sudden, the people in the arcade start to make a run for the exit. Drago's smile turns into anger as he realizes what's going on......Ninjas.
All over the arcade. Why did it have to be ninjas? Why are they wearing all white? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of being stealthy? Drago had many questions, but little time to answer them.
A group of five ninjas starts closing in on Drago's position. He overhears a transmission coming from one of the ninjas.
???: I WANT YOU TO FIND THAT DUMMY AND BRING HIM TO ME, DEAD OR ALIVE! ACTUALLY........I WANT HIM DEAD! I WANT HIM DOUBLE DEAD! DOUBLE RED DEAD....!I WANT HIM DEAD FIVE TIMES OVER, I DON'T CARE!
Drago sighs as he glances at the ninjas. One of them has a katana, two of them have Bo Staffs, another has nunchaku, and the last one......Doesn't seem to have any weapon on him.
Drago turns around and looks at the X-Men cabinet to find that the credits have rolled and the game has looped back to the first stage. Drago smiles.
Drago Cesar: Just in time.
The song blares in the background as one of the ninjas runs at Drago with the pair of nunchaku. He swings the weapon around in an attempt to fake Drago out, but the hunter sees through his charade and punches him in the jaw, knocking him out cold instantly.
Drago sees the nunchaku and takes it. The pair of ninjas with the Bo staffs start assaulting Drago, with the champ bobbing and weaving, barely dodging the weapons while trying to find an opening.
One of the ninjas wildly misses and hits the monitor of an arcade cabinet, causing it to explode in his face and take him out. The other ninja looks on in disbelief as Drago takes this opportunity to smack him right in the face with the nunchaku.
The ninja is sent to the floor, but as Drago swoops in to finish him off, he smacks Drago in the thigh with the staff, tripping him. However, Drago is quick and hits the ninja in the face again.
Drago quickly gets back to his feet and swings the nunchaku around before putting one of half it under his arm, channeling his inner Bruce Lee. The ninja starts getting frustrated, taking his mask off and screaming while charging at Drago.
This proves to be a mistake as Drago swings the nunchaku right at his jaw, causing a few of his teeth to go flying and blood to start pouring from his mouth, he tries to get up but fails and passes out.
Drago sees the ninja with the katana out of the corner of his eye, and he turns to him in anticipation. The two of them have a standoff until they both strike at the same time, causing Drago's nunchaku to get caught up in the ninja's katana.
The ninja yanks the weapon and tosses it out. They slowly walk around in a circle as the ninja swings the katana at Drago, but the hunter jumps out of the way.
The ninja looks as if he's going to swing the sword one way, but fakes Drago out and manages to slash Drago's arm, tearing through the leather and nicking his skin, drawing blood. Drago looks around and starts motioning toward the ninja, egging him on.
Drago Cesar: Come and gets it!
Drago starts running around the arcade, causing the ninja to slash wildly at him. He ruins several arcade machines as a result, cutting, marquees, buttons and joysticks.
Somehow though, the ninja manages to lose Drago and starts looking around. He slowly walks around, surveying the area. He fails to notices that Drago has found his way to the ceiling, where he's waiting for the perfect moment.
Drago sees his chance and jumps at the ninja delivering a picture perfect dropkick to the back of his head, causing him to land headfirst onto the ground. He takes him by the head and drags him to a pool table. He slams him into the side of the table.
Drago then gets on top of the pool table and brings the ninja along with him. He kicks him in the gut, lifts him up, and drives his head down with a piledriver, breaking the pool table in half.
This leaves only one ninja left, and he's standing near the entrance. The look in his eyes says it all; he doesn't want to be here. He removes something from his pocket, it's what looks to be a little ball.
He throws it down onto the ground, which causes a tiny puff of smoke to appear. Expecting for him to disappear, he throws his arms down in disappointment. He then makes a break for it and runs out the door.
Drago Cesar: Not today!
Drago tails him and finds a nearby garbage can. He removes the lid and looks at the ninja, who's running for his dear life. He tosses the lid like a frisbee and it smacks into the ninja's leg, causing him to trip. Drago catches up with him and grabs him by the shirt.
Drago Cesar: Who sent you?
The ninja removes his mask, revealing what looks like an ordinary Japanese man. He spits in Drago's face.
Ninja: I WILL NEVER TELL YOU, AMERICAN SCUM!
Drago delivers a right hook to his jaw.
Drago Cesar: I'm not Amerikanski.
The ninja's eyes are glazed over as Drago drags him by the leg back inside the arcade. He puts his leg right next to a Street Fighter II cabinet as the hunter grabs it with his hands. The ninja's eyes widen as he realizes what kind of situation he's in.
Drago Cesar: Tell me!
Ninja: N-No! I CANNOT FORSAKE OUR OVERLORD!
Drago Cesar: Ok then!
Drago starts pushing the cabinet in the ninja's direction, threatening to crush him when he's stopped by his pleas for mercy.
Ninja: OK, OK, PLEASE STOP! IT WAS MUGEN WHO SENT US!
Drago Cesar: What?
Ninja: HE SENT US TO "KILL" YOU SO HE COULD BECOME WORLD CHAMPION!
Drago's satisfied with the ninja's response. He pulls the cabinet back to an upright position.
Drago Cesar: Get out of here.
The ninja starts scurrying away as Drago turns around and surveys the damage. However, the ninja had other plans. He removes a shuriken and tosses it at Drago, who catches it instinctively. He tosses it to the side as the ninja does a wall jump and sends himself at Drago, right into a...........
Drago Cesar: TIGER!
The Tiger Uppercut causes saliva and blood to spray from the ninja's mouth and sends him into a nearby glass case full of trophies, causing the glass to shatter and the trophies to fall all over him.
Drago Cesar: Game......Over.
Drago shakes his head as he walks toward the unconscious ninja and crouches over him.
Drago Cesar: Hmm.....
We cut back to Drago heaving the ninja (now only in his undergarments) over his shoulder, while he carries his clothes with the other arm. Wondering what to do with him, Drago looks toward the trash can he removed the lid from earlier and dumps the ninja inside. Drago is then greeted by a man who pops up from the trash.
The Trashman: Hey, this is my home dammit!
Drago's eyes widen. He's not quite sure what to make of him.
Drago Cesar: Uh...You have roommate now!
The Trashman: Well then he'd better pay the damn rent! Filthy millenials!
The Trashman ducks back into the trash can as Drago looks at the uniform he's "borrowing". He nods his head and looks quite excited.
Drago Cesar: Could be very useful......
Drago lets out a cheesy smile.
Drago Cesar: And very cool!
Drago walks away into the night as the camera pans back to the Arcade A.C Cobra with a pair of Sensational BEATS headphones seen the whole thing!
A.C. Cobra: That awesome awesome!!!
The Camera Fades!
The camera pans to the announce team.
Useless Ninjas, Our Overlord should have sent A SHOGUN!!!!!!