LIVE FROM MADISON SQUARE GARDEN

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Welcome to Riot Episode 457!!!
	The number keeps going up and we don't plan to stop!

	Let’s take you to earlier tonight where OCW Champion and Hall of Famer Nate Ortiz met with fellow Hall of Famer Versus.
	This isn’t 2006 why are they still here?

Previously Recorded:

Nate: Look man you know how I feel about them. They’re the Purge of the NFL…

Versus: Slow down there Danny Glover. You can say just about anything to me. But don’t you dare compare TB12 and the Hoodie to that mess.

Nate: It’s been over 15 years and the tuck rule still stings. I hate them, but I respect them. As much as I hate to admit it we are the Patriots. Dominating for over a decade and bringing in new faces overtime and staying at the top.

Versus: So who am I in this Edleman?

Nate: Naw that’s Dennis, you know they are around the same size?

Versus: You’re right I gotta be Brady…

Nate and Versus both look at the OCW Championship on his shoulder.

Versus: You’re right that’s you. Who the hell am I.

Nate: You’re the Hoodie. You are the heart of the whole operation. Who knows what happens without you.

Nate: Throughout all the years you’ve been the guy to bring everyone together. When times got tough you were the glue.

Nate: Look at the Pats when Brady was out. The Hoodie kept them on course. That’s you man.

Versus: That almost brings a tear to my eye. Thanks for seeing me off. You know Gronk and the crew want me to hop on the party bus down in Houston.

Nate: All I can say is stay safe and don’t get to crazy. I’d join you but you know…

Nate and Versus look at the OCW Championship again.

Nate and Versus: Responsibilities…

Nate goes for a handshake and Versus opens up for a hug. The longtime friends hug.

Versus: You know when I get back I just may have to take that from you again.

Nate: Anytime man anytime.

The scene fades as Nate and Versus fist bump.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	I love Versus!
	Oh get a grip!

Sophia vs Alexa Hayes

vs Odessa Ebony

The camera pans to the announce team.

	She got all of it!
	Baw gawd!

*Previously recorded*

The first thing Madison sees when she wakes up is the blinding white of the hospital walls around her reflecting from the mid-day sun. She blinks slowly, trying to compose herself and get the stinging out of her eyes before opening them fully and looking around.

Her attempt at wiping the sleep from her eyes is halted as her hand stops short. Confused, she yanks again only to hear a metal clank. Madison looks over and discovers her wrist handcuffed to the hospital bed.

She struggled, pulling on the handcuff several times while swearing loudly.

She doesn't realize until she feels disappointment spread through her that no one was there to greet her. It wasn't until she looked to her right that she noticed she wasn't alone. She looked to Dennis, squinting at the sunlight that surrounded him.

Madison: Hey! You let me act like this without telling me you're here?!

Dennis: ….

Madison: I know I mentioned I would entertain your love of roleplay and cosplaying for the most part. But the perverted doctor thing should only be in anime.

Dennis moved from where he stood in front of the window, watching the traffic several floors below. He then pulled up a chair to her bedside and reaching for her hand.

Dennis: I'm glad you're alright.

He sounded so relieved, so grateful to see her eyes open, to see her chest rise and fall showing her breathing that she almost hates what she's about to ask.

Madison: We aren't roleplaying...are we?

Dennis slowly shook his head.

Madison: What is this?! Why the f*** am I chained to this sh*t?!

She shook violently against the chain, but she couldn’t break free. The display did her no favors, as a trio of doctors entered the room during her freak out.

Doctor: Miss Cox!! Miss Cox!! Please, relax yourself.

Madison shoots the doctor and his colleagues a glare that practically burns through their lab coats. She begins laughing to herself, looking at Dennis and then the doctors every few seconds.

Madison: Hahahaha! “Relax”... “Relax”... He told me “relax”, aahaha...

Madison: RELAX?! What do you mean RELAX?! Don't tell me that!! LOOK AT ME!! You've got me chained here like some sort of SAVAGE!!!

The trio of medical experts turned away from her and spoke quietly among themselves. Dennis stood from his seat and approached them.

Dennis: I'm here now. I can take her home.

The trio looked to Dennis.

Doctor: Are you her husband?

Dennis: Well...No.

Doctor 2: Or perhaps, Versus?

Dennis and Madison: Versus?!

The doctor looks through some papers in his clipboard for the information.

Doctor: Yes… Versus. We have him down here as your emergency contact. He's at the top of the list.

Madison stares at him bewildered.

Madison: Wha- why?? Versus?? “GOD”??

Madison looks wide eyed at Dennis for an explanation.

Madison: Why the hell would I put “GOD” down as my emergency contact?! This is all a set up. I demand you free me! This is all god’s doing!

Dennis: Madison...maybe you shouldn't talk like that in front of the nice Doctors.

Madison: These aren't ‘real’ Doctors, Dennis. It's a joke. They're all out to get us. Like those doctors that put Jack in the wheelchair with the speak and say.

Madison: This is all an elaborate scheme, minus the underaged women, mercenaries, helicopters, and Vietnamese fishermen!

Doctor: ...mercenaries?

The Doctors returned to their huddle. Dennis looked to Madison, giving her a reassuring smile.

Doctor: Miss Cox, do you know why you're here?

Madison: Well...of course the f*** I don't. Do I look like I know, Habib? Are you going to tell me or not? Or how about you, Doogie Houser?

Doctor: You were found unresponsive by a window washer. You're lucky to be alive after mixing such a high volume of alcohol and Xanax.

Madison: I didn't even take that many! I just needed something to… take the edge off. Now, obviously I'm ok- I'm breathing, I'm awake, bright eyed and bushy tailed! Good? Great. Glad we could clear up this misunderstanding. Unlock this and let us be on our way.

Doctor: Well the thing is ma'am, due to the circumstances, you've been placed on a 5150 hold… meaning you're going to be staying here for a few days while you undergo psychiatric evaluation. And, since Versus was your emergency contact, he consented to this. For your own well being.

Madison: Psychiatric evaluation?! I'm a Queen! Queens don't TAKE evaluations. I'll have all your heads for this, do you hear me?? I've got sh*t to do and people to manage! I'm building an empire here!!

Dennis rubbed the bridge of his nose,
knowing this wasn't going to end well.

Dennis: Madison…

Madison: You're just going to sit there and let “GOD” do all this?? He did this!! He should've stayed in Tibet!!

The doctors look at each other and nod in agreement.

Doctor: As you can see, we have much work to do. Miss Cox is unwell, clearly. We’re going to have to ask you to leave.

At that moment, hospital security entered the room. Dennis looked to Madison.

Dennis: I'll figure this out. Just don't...say anything crazy, or racist.

Madison: How often do I do either of those things??

Dennis blinked at her: ...Y-yea. Anyway, rest. I'll fix this.

The doctors and security lead Dennis out of the room. The cameras follow and pan back for a view through the plexiglass observation window, showing Madison handcuffed to the hospital bed. Filled with rage and frustration, she screams at the top of her lungs and begins flailing frantically.

Madison: DAMN YOU VERSUS!! DAMN YOU RD!! DAMN YOU WINDOW WASHER!!!

The camera pans to the announce team.

	GOOD!! Stay there forever!
	NANI?????

* Arnaud and Young stand in the back with Stacy Clark *

Stacy: Well Mr.Arnaud you have asked for this time and even asked for me .
Reluctantly I agreed so what's on your mind ?

Arnaud: Well Miss Clark we would like to apologize for our last encounter. A lady such as lovely and intelligent as you are should not be treated that way .

* Stacy Clark starts smiling *

Stacy: Well thank you Dorien !

Arnaud : Aw no problem , now stand there, look pretty and hold the mic. Oh by the way that involves you doing but that.

Arnaud: Now Puke is the light heavyweight champion and a legend and deserves all the respect in the world, just not from us.

Arnaud: This is the now and future of this division and his record proves it.So to all you other wannabes take a step back and look at greatness.

Arnaud: Now Stacy this interview is done !

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Tell em!!!
	Que?

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