"We are all still trying to wrap our heads around the loss of Versus. But I do have some good news to report on the matter. We have footage of earlier this week as Leon Valentine was taken in by authorities for his involvement in the death of Versus."
"Shame, shame, shame…"
Previously Recorded on Thursday the 16th February at 10:34am.
Stacy: "Folks we are witnessing Leon Valentine being arrested. I’m going to try any get us a little closer."
Stacy and the cameraman advance and are able to hear the officer reading Leon his rights.
Officer: "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. You have the right to remain silent…"
As the officer reads Leon his rights he smiles, showing no resistance as he is handcuffed and shoved into the squad car.
Stacy (yelling): "Leon do you have anything to say anything at all?"
Leon smirks.
Leon: "My lawyer, I’d like to talk to my lawyer."
Leon laughs as the squad car pulls off leaving Stacy disappointed.
The camera pans to the announce team.
Real quick to hide behind a suit!
Legal purposes dummy!
The camera pans to the announce team.
I cannot contain the excitment!
It's gonna be lit!
The scene begins in a pitch black space, the sounds of an engine are heard as well as the sound of the trailer going over various bumps and pot holes.
The sounds persist for a bit until it all comes to a sudden halt, car doors are heard opening and closing and footsteps are heard coming towards the space.
The darkness on the screen slides up revealing Mr.Graves sitting calmly in the corner, the men who put them in there stand and keep watch on him until a suited man approaches and sends the other man off. He begins to speak to Mr.Graves.
???: Mr.Graves! the last resident of what used to be Burnington, the monster held in the depths of Steel Bank Maximum Security Prison
Mr.Graves doesn't respond, the man continues.
???: I watched your match very closely, even in defeat you showed that you're a force to be reckoned with. And I believe I can make you into something even greater.
Mr.Graves finally acknowledges the man, looking his way. The man speaks more.
???: Some movement! a step in the right direction, now come along! we have work to do and I am not a patient man.
The man begins walking away and Mr.Graves follows suit.
The scene then cuts to Madison Square Garden, The night of Riot 460, the same car and trailer pull up.The suited man exits the drivers side and walks to the back to open the trailer, Mr.Graves walks out. Before the man walks back to the car he speaks once more.
???: Go on, I'll be watching closely so don't disappoint me.
Mr.Graves walks on and the scene ends there.
The camera pans to the announce team.
Mr.Graves returns to Riot!
And it's next!
COMMERCIAL BREAK!
We fade in to the sight of Drago Cesar in his jeep, staring at the decrepit-looking building that Our Hero is supposedly held in. This time in Canarsie Brooklyn!
Bubba is next to him looking at the building as well. The duo step out of the car and walk up to the building.
The hunter gave the exterior a quick inspection before he'd enter. All the window spaces were boarded up, meaning that escape was going to be quite difficult if things were to go bad. Drago checks the contents of his vest to make sure that he's ready for the danger that waits ahead.
Drago places his hand on the doorknob when he notices his phone vibrating. He gets it from his pocket and sees that Johnny Law has sent him an image.....
Drago smiles and puts the phone back in his pocket. The hunter nods to Bubba and kicks the door so hard that it flies off. The pair slowly walk inside as they notice that it's pitch black; Drago's about to pull out a flashlight from his vest when they hear a loud noise, as if a large switch had been pulled.
A few moments later, the area is illuminated with lights and a large TV screen lights up. After some static, the image changes to that of Drago's eternal rival, Mugenta. He adjusts the camera and gives a smirk.
Mugen: Well if it isn't our dear hunter Drago! Let me take a wild guess as to the reason both of you dummies are here: you're looking to rescue "Our Hero".
Our Hero (in the distance): LET ME GO YOU CRAZY SON OF A-
Mugen: SHADDUP!
Mugen turns back to the camera.
Mugen: I'm afraid I can't let that happen.
Mugen then turns his back to the camera and spreads his arms.
Mugen: You see, this facility is heavily fortified.....
The CEO continues his speech but Drago and Bubba notice that Purge Ninjas have already surrounded them. The camera zooms in on Mugen as we hear sounds of fighting, screaming, things breaking, and all sorts of chaos going on.
Mugen: These aren't the same ninjas you brushed off at the arcade Drago! These are TOP MEN.
Mugen: Men would like nothing more than to see your FINAL DELETION! And once I get rid of you once and for all, then nothing will stop me from putting my plan into place......
Mugenta then turns around and is dumbfounded. The camera pans to reveal several Purge Ninjas on the floor as well as Purge-colored nets over them, traps that were supposed to capture Drago and Bubba but they didn't seem to hit their mark this time.
Mugen: HEY! W-WHO SAID YOU COULD BE SLEEPING ON THE JOB?!?!?!? GET YOUR ASSES UP AND FIGHT!
He waits for a response, and he gets none.
Mugen: Fine by me, because all you dummies ARE FIRED! I DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR STUPID FACES NEAR MY PRESENCE EVER AGAIN!
The Lord of the Lariat does a quick breathing exercise before he notices footsteps coming toward his direction. He flees to a nearby room as Drago and Bubba enter.
They notice Mr. Sensation in the other side of the room in a cube.....again. The pair run over to the cube, much to the chagrin of Our Hero.
Our Hero: Awesome.......once again kidnapped by this dickbag, another god damn CUBE.......and low and behold my savior is an angry Russian!
Drago Cesar: Serbian.....bubba!
Our Hero: That too!
Our Hero: Great...just...great....Great.
Drago Cesar: Gonna take you back home. Bubba, you see anything that could open this?
The lion looks around the room for any clues but is stopped when a cage is dropped right on the feline. Drago runs over to him and despite his best efforts, can't get it to budge. We then hear some sounds coming out of a speaker at the corner of the room.
Mugen: Thought it was going to be that easy, huh Drago???? Well you're WRONG DUMMY. Tell you what though, just to prove that you're a dummy, I'll let both Sensation and your precious lion free if you can answer just one question correctly....
Drago Cesar: Question? I'm no have time for this!
Mugen: Riddle me this, riddle me that.......
A few moments pass.
Mugen: What is.....the capital of Djibouti?
Drago puts his hand on his chin and starts thinking out loud.
Drago Cesar: Djibouti.....? Hmm.
We start to hear Mugen hiss in anger. We then hear things being tipped over violently.
Mugen: YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Drago scratches his head and takes his phone out to look up the answer, but there's no signal. Suddenly we hear the sound of a metal object hitting something and the hunter slumps to the floor. The camera pans over to reveal Mugen behind him with a shovel.
Mugen: THAT QUESTION WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IMPOSSIBLE TO ANSWER.
The CEO does another quick breathing exercise.
Mugen: I will have to enact Plan B to get rid of you once and for all. YOUR FINAL DELETION IS AT HAND, DRAGO. DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Mugen laughs maniacally as the scene fades to black.
The camera pans to the announce team.
Mugen has lost his mind since losing championship!
You would lose your mind too if you had to deal with all this insanity!
Mo'Cream vs Mr.Graves
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The camera pans to the announce team.
God god almighty!
In halves!
Previously recorded:
The newfound duo Eerie and Sophia drive down a winding road somewhere out in the middle of Nowhere Fast, Nunyaville in their surprisingly fuel efficient Ford Fusion.
Following some signs, they near the prison where Eerie’s comrade Anna Mosity is being held. They pull up near the fenced in recreation court where some prisoners can be seen partaking in basketball, weightlifting, as well as some other questionable and illegal activities.
Sophia: This is a pretty crappy prison….
Eerie: Half way house, prison, what’s the difference, she ain’t free.
Their plan gets underway, Sophia goes to distract the staff while Eerie tries to cut a hole in the fence with her switchblade. (Yes her knife can cut through a fence.) Sophia already has a handful of staff around her.
Sophia: Look at Belty….shiny Belty...ain’t she pretty? Sexy bish...
The OCW Women’s Champion shows off her title as if it’s an adoring child. Another small crowd begins to gather around the fence where Eerie is making an exit.
The small crowd then parts as a stout woman smoking the filter of a Marlboro cigarette approaches.
????: Eerie, is that you ho?!
It is no other than Anna Mosity herself standing like a man with a massive pair.
Eerie: ANNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAA!
Eerie kicks the remainder of the fence away, Anna steps through.
Anna: Cocksnot!
Eerie: Dirt Button!
Betty Ford do their patented handshake, forearm, breast bump combo. Eerie whistles to signal the clear to Sophia. Sophia tips her newly acquired souvenir cowboy hat to them in a “gotta go” fashion and bids them adieu.
By now, staff is aware of what’s happening. Yet the convicts have already become aware of the situation and start climbing through the hole in the fence.
Sophia, Anna Mosity and Eerie Sunshine dash to the Ford Fusion during all the commotion. They literally have to fight off a few other convicts who are trying to hijack the ride. The scene fades with convicts hanging from the Ford Fusion as it speeds away.
