LIVE FROM MADISON SQUARE GARDEN

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Welcome to Episode 469!!!
	It's just going to keep going up isn't it!

	You better hope so you got kids to feed!
	You right!

Scene opens to a close up of a woman humming a song, as the camera pans out, it shows that there's an all female choir humming and you can hear that they're humming the melody of Notorious B.I.G.'s, Dead Wrong.

The camera continues to pull back, and you can see they're standing in front of a large paper mache volcano, and the camera begins to pan to the left.

We see Ed, drop an ice ball into a glass and pour some whiskey slowly over it. The camera continuest to pan left, we see Versus sitting crossed legged in a hammock meditating, with incense, stuck into cracks in the tree's, smoking. On the edge of the hammock is a makeshift cupholder, that's somehow working to hold Versus' drink upright, and not spilling.

Versus takes a deep breath, rests his arms, and opens his eyes.

Versus: Hi everyone, thanks for coming, I'm so happy to see you. Let's start this program off with a prayer shall we?

Please look over our lost sheep as he has left his flock in search for greener pastures.
Demetrius Brightman has decided that he is mightier than the Inc...
It seems after finally entering Madison's holy temple,
it has released upon the OCW universe, the worlds most annoying crab yet.
Small, annoying, and way too difficult to get rid of.
Alas, oh wise omnipitent one, help Delilah find his way to his final destination safely and title free.
In my name we pray.
Ohhhhhhhhhh kaaaayyyyyyyyy....

Versus takes a deep breath and slowly exhales.

Versus: Feel better right? I do. Now, before I bring out our guests...yes, I said guests because I'm a giving man. I'm sure you noticed a bunch of new changes here, which is why we're now going to call this, the Tiki Monestary.

Versus: Let my best friend, and hetero life mate Ed explain all the new changes additions to the set. Ed?

Ed: We got incense now.

Versus stares at Ed. Waiting for more, before realizing, that's really about it.

Versus: Yeah...that pretty much sums it up. OH, WAIT...we have a new feature.

Ed: Sorry, yeah, I should have mentioned them first. A new volcano!! Brought to us by...

Versus: *whispering to Ed* The choir first, remember, the choir, those ladies there?

Ed: CHOIR!! Right...V, you're sure about this name? Really?

Versus: I think it will be well received.

Ed: Hmph....ok. I introduce to you, the Singing V's.

One of the ladies in the front rolls her eyes. Versus notices...

Versus: Veronica? What's going on?

Veronica: Well, the girls and I were talking and that name...it's nice, but there could be some different...takes on the "singing...V's".

Versus: Like what? You guys are my choir, and all your names begin with V. Veronica, Valerie, Victoria, Vivian....

Veronica: NO...that's not it. Think about it...V? Veeeeeeeeeeeeee????

Versus: Not following.

Vivian: VAGINAS!! SINGING VAGINAS!

Versus: Oh, crap...ok, yeah. Didn't see that one coming...not sure how I missed it. Ok, let's talk about a new name after the show. Anywho, today, my guests are part of one of the most talked about events that happened at Lution. Let's take a look back.

Versus: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome The Franchize, Nate Ortiz and OCW-Japan referee, Hojo!

Nate and Hojo enter from seperate areas. Hojo, still noticeably walking with a limp, and Nate peering dissapointedly at Hojo from across the room.

Both of them walk over to the interview stump and attempt to take a seat. Nate looks at the stump, and looks at Versus like 'really?'

Versus: This is a time of healing Nate, share the seat with your Japanese brother.

Nate: I'm willing to heal, but I'm not sharing a stump with another grown man. Ed, stump me.

Ed picks up a stump from behind the bar, and hands it to Nate. Nate places it on the ground facing the direction that Hojo is looking.

Versus: I didn't even know we had extra stumps. Anywho, Nate, Hojo, welcome to the Monestary. I certainly hope you're ready to heal. Hojo, do you have anything you'd like to open up with and say to Nate?

Hojo: Hojo.

Versus: Yep. So, what would you like to say to Nate?

Hojo: Konichiwa, Nate. *points to himself* Hojo.

Versus: Sh*t. Ed, do you know Japanese? Ladies? Any of you familiar with speaking Japanese?

Everyone shakes their head no.

Versus: You know what, let's take a long commercial break...maybe a match or two, and by the time we come back, I'll have a translator...or maybe I can find an app on my smart telephone. See you in two and two!

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Hahahaha!
	Oh for the love of Pete Dunne!

The Xtron Flashes On!

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Stoic as ever!
	Be afraid be def afraid!!!!

We turn to a local Italian restaurant, where we see Sentai Hare and Bunny D seated at the same table as Dragana and Johnny Law.

Johnny: You guys are still in your little costumes? Seems a little weird for a date.

Bunny D: Fair point. I can’t really breathe in this thing most of the ti-

Sentai: WE MUST CONCEAL OUR IDENTITIES, LEST OUR ENEMIES KNOW WHO WE REALLY ARE!

She leans forward staring at Johnny Law aggressively until she is pulled back by Bunny D.

Bunny D: Why are you still wearing that hockey mask?

Johnny: I wouldn’t be if it was for our Overlord giving me these scars. Wanna see?

Bunny D: I’ll pass.

Sentai: SURE!

Johnny tilts his mask upward as the camera shows them at a perspective where we can’t see Johnny’s face. Bunny D cringes as Sentai jumps up.

Sentai: EEK!

Bunny D can only shield Sentai’s eyes from the true face of fear. Interrogation techniques designed by true evil. Is this challenge too much for our heroes to overcome? How can one face the face that has no face?

Bunny D: I see.

Bunny D faints.

Random Patron: BRING AMBER LAMPS

Realizing the predicament Dragana shuts Law’s mask and grabs a glass of water, spilling it over Bunny D’s face as he gets to his senses.

Bunny D: Pfft wahagahhwa. Water boarding? No no no. Revival water. Thank you Dragana I thought I was dead.

The waiter stops by, dropping some menus on the table. Bunny D grabs his seat as he sits back down. The waiter closes in on both of them.

Waiter: Is this part of that Power Rangers convention?

Johnny: If that were to be the case, we would be in a Krispy Kreme instead.

Johnny turns to the camera and shakes his head. The waiter’s face turns red upon hearing such a name.

Waiter: This isn’t a Krispy Kreme this is a family owned restaurant and we don’t serve doughnuts. This is Italian food you low IQ doughnut eating scrub. I’m tired of these IDIOTS going into my restaurant ordering doughnuts. FACK I’M SO ANGRY! I quit!

The waiter stomps off leaving through the emergency exit with the alarms going off.

We hear the emergency door closing followed by something that sounds like punching, screaming and slamming at the other end before the alarm stops. The waiter is easily replaced by a waitress.

Waitress: What will you guys be having?

Johnny: I’ve been practicing my Italian for a long time. We’ll have…

The pizza.

Dragana, Sentai Hare and Bunny D all clap at this amazing display of the Italian language.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Such a mastery of the language!
	WHAT? No WHAT?!?

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