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LIVE FROM MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Welcome to Episode 472 |
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WOW! |
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Right, we just keep rolling! |
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We got a great show for you tonight so lets get it going! |
We turn to the Rev Inc locker room, where we can see all sorts of comradery at the round table, including: Madison crying on Sophia’s shoulder as she awkwardly looks around; Bubba and Nate playing a round of chess, in which Bubba moves a piece and Nate sighs; and we have Drago, Versus, and Seb watching reruns of Miami Vice. Drago gets up from his seat and looks at the time. He whistles and gets everyone’s attention.
Drago: Should be coming here any minute now.
Drago turns to Seb.
Drago: You have it ready?
Seb nods, and then pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniels, except most of the label has a sticky note over it that makes it so that the bottle displays “Jack (son) Montgomery” instead.
We then hear the door swing open to reveal the current #1 contender for the Turmoil title. Jackson tips his seat to everyone, even Dustin...who was there via Madison’s iPad.
Jackson: Ladies. Gentlemen.
Seb hands the bottle of liquor to Drago, who then hands it to Jackson.
Drago: In support of you becoming new contender for Turmoil championship, we decide to give you this!
Jackson eyes the bottle of whiskey.
Jackson: Nothing like a good old bottle of Jack…...Even got my name on it too. I don’t agree with your communist ways, Drago, but thank you.
Nate: You’ve been there before, you know what it takes.
Nate looks around the room.
Nate: You’ve also fallen like many of us have. But you picked yourself up, and kept kicking ass. Your win last week was no small feat. You beat my former protege and now you fight another. Do what you have to do to get the job done…
Drago turns his head sideways at Nate.
Nate: Within the rules of course. We have your back 100%.
Jackson offers Nate the first swig of whiskey, but the G.T.G.O.A.T. waves it off. Jackson turns the bottle up and begins to gulp down the whiskey.
Sophia: Uh...Jacks-
Jackson holds up one finger before finally finishing about half the bottle. Everyone is watching Jackson to make sure he doesn’t pass out or just plain fall over. After a second of having his eyes clenched tight, Jackson lets out a very loud ‘WOO’!
Jackson: Guys, this is great and all, but let’s hold of on the celebration until after I win. That will be a glorious night! I’ll finally get my hands back on the Turmoil title, I’ll drape ‘ol glory over Denny’s lifeless body, and then we’ll go out. All of us. Even you Maddy!
Madison looks up long enough to show her running makeup, which looks like Alice Cooper by now. Jackson makes a very noticeable wincing face, which only causes her to cry even more.
Jackson: Moving on! I need some help. Dennis was hard to deal with when he was on our side and now, he’s even worse. I mean, Jack has really corrupted him. It was that or that sweet, sweet release after Wrestlution.
A very audible cry can be heard off camera.
Jackson: Look everyone, I will do everything in my power to beat Dennis. He’s the only person who’s really had my number since showing up in OCW and I’m looking to finally put a mark in the W column against him. I CAN’T take the L on this guys.
Jackson takes another long swig from the JD bottle. Madison stands up, looking like she won first place in a walking dead contest. She sways from side to side, having already had a few drinks before Jackson’s arrival.
Madison: For those of you who may not have known, Dennis and I grew very close in Japan. It was a magical experience in that glorious country of sushi makers. All the sights...and sounds...tastes..
The sound of Madison’s stomach growling was very loud. Embarrassed, she placed both hands over her stomach. There was an awkward silence in the room.
Madison: Anyway! I know I've had my fair share of bad experiences with the lot of you. I may have set fire to Dustin’s car. I shaved Seb’s moustache. I tried to get Nate, Drago, and Sophia deported…
The group looks among themselves.
Madison: But I've forgiven each and every one of you for making me want to do those things. What's important is moving forward as a team. A family. Even Sophia has taken me in, and it's been great right Sophia?!
Sophia looks over at Nate, who gives her a look saying “Be nice”.
Sophia: …..Yea.
Madison: What I'm trying to say is, I'm dedicated to the people in this room and what we stand for. I've even changed my ways, sorta. Jackson is our representative going for the Turmoil world title, a belt I've had some experience with. I will do my best to get him ready for Dennis Black.
Madison: He belongs to me. I mean, with us. He’ll be humbled at Savage Lands and he’ll apologize to each and every single one of you. That is my oath to Revolution Inc. To save Dennis. Go team!
Madison: Now if you'll excuse me…
Madison walks out of the camera’s view. The group whispers among themselves. After a minute or so, the sounds of crying...followed by vomiting could be heard in the distance.
Seb: Alcohol. Definitely from the alcohol. Beer before liquor, never sicker, Right?
Sophia: We can only hope.
The camera pans to the announce team.
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I will never trust Madison! |
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And thats why you still live at home with you Nana! |

Bunny D vs Dennis Black
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Good Heavens! |
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Heavens to Betsey! |
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