With a Belly full of Turkey and Stuffing, we are back!
I hope everyone enjoyed Dennis Blek Friday!
That's not a real thing but lets get on with the show!
The Camera Pans To The Ramp
Jookie Marley walks around the ring celebrating and pointing at random fans before pulling a microphone from under his shirt. He clears his throat...
Jookie Marley: OCW WHA GWANNN! Everyone here and at home knows that I'm that guy. That guy that is undefeated since his return.
Jookie Marley:
That guy that is making his way up the ladder and putting on a show while he's doing it. That guy that will soon have gold around his waist with the support of the Jah Army.
One side of the sold-out arena chants 'we are soldiers' and the other side finishes with 'in Jah Army.' Marley jumps on the turnbuckle and hypes up the crowd before jumping down.
Jookie Marley: If I was to face the Light Heavyweight Champion right god damn now, I know I would beat him.
Jookie Marley: I'm unbeatable. You know what...I'm challenging anyone in the back with the nizzuts to face me right now.
Marley points and waits for someone to come out.
Jookie Marley: Wrestlers come out at plaaayyyayyy!!
Marley starts to laugh.
Jookie Marley: The whole locker room is full of lames who don't wanna get they ass whoo..
Suddenly mysterious music starts to play as the camera cuts to the stage.
Jookie Marley vs ??????????
The camera pans to the announce team.
Oh my god!
What an Impact!
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Dennis Black walked into his apartment, humming the chorus to ‘Paint it Black’. He only hummed it when he had reason to be happy, and he most certainly had a reason to be happy.
Dennis had received word that OCW’s newest DVD ‘The Rise and Fall of Revolution Inc’ had shattered expectations, and was already sold out.
This was a big milestone for he and his partner in crime. OCW studios wanted to do a series of follow up DVDs titled ‘Life after INC’ with former members of the most dominant stable in OCW history.
Dennis: Madison?
Dennis shouted for her when he made it to the kitchen.
Madison: Bath rooooom!
Came her reply from the bathroom. She yelled while he spoke. That was their usual way of communication.
Dennis: I have good news.
Madison: Wait a second!
A minute later, he heard the toilet flush and the sink run before his partner in crime, perfect as ever, came out.
Dennis: You okay?
Madison: What? Oh yea. I was watching the OCW Network, which…
Madison looks to the camera: If you order now, will let you watch all of OCW’s past pay per views and even ‘Chill Faktor’, next month!
Dennis looks to the camera as well: And it’s only $9.99 a month! What a deal.
Dennis and Madison return their attention to each other.
Madison: So anyway, I was watching the Network, and there was a top ten list of the worst Wrestlution main events.
Dennis: There's a list of ten?! We’ve only had eleven…
Madison: Well, are you surprised?
Dennis: Not really…
Madison: When Smythe came on the screen, I immediately got sick and had to vomit. I mean, I was only hours away from my usual vomiting practices anyway. It keeps me thin, so you'll stay. It also works on my gag reflex, so you'll stay.
Madison: You had news?
Dennis: The Rise and Fall DVD sold out.
Madison: Already?
Dennis nodded.
Madison: Shame we aren't the only ones getting royalty checks from that DVD. We carried them! But, this is very good news.
Dennis: I even got your favorite brand of Moscato to celebrate our good fortune. Wanna try it out?
Madison held out both of her hands for him. She then motioned for him to approach her.
Madison: No. I’d rather empty something else.
Dennis blinked at her several times before looking very concerned.
Dennis: B-but you just vomited. You really need to replenish. Can't have you getting sick.
Madison sighed loudly and looked to the ceiling.
Madison: I keep forgetting I need to be blunt with you on certain things.
The camera pans to the announce team.
DISCOOTING!
WHAT, WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN, CHARLES!
The camera pans to the announce team.
The voting is almost ready!
I cannot wait!
After a very cold Thanksgiving week it is back up to 50 degrees and the cameraman sent out by Mugen to Follow Kassidy has returned tonight for Riot with his recordings of what Kassidy was doing.
Very relieved Kassidy never saw or acknowledged him and able to be here tonight, he looks around a few hall ways looking for Mugen.
?????: Bzzzzz Hooman you are trespassing bzzzz VIO-LATE
The Cameraman whips around and sees the TTTleks, Trashlek, Kasslek and Dennylek.
Unlike his more incompetent intern counterpart, the cameraman does the smartest thing he can and runs.
However the TTTleks are hot on his trail, every few minutes we hear them from behind the running camerman.
TTTleks: Bzzzzzz VIO-LATE
The camera fades as the cameraman and the TTTleks turn a corner off camera.
