Welcome to Thee Longest Running Weekly Episodic Internet Based Wrestling Federation Show! ITS RIOT EPISODE 490!
ONLY 9 more to go! OH LORD!
Indeed tonight we learn who will be 1 step closer to the a shot at The Light Heavyweight Champion Tiberius Dupree as the Light Heavyweight Tournament gets underway!
All this an more coming right up!
The Camera Pans To The Ramp!
Parker soaks in the atmosphere of the crowd, inhaling every cheer, and every boo rained down in his direction from the arena crowd.
He paces around the ring, a big grin on his face, stretching out his tshirt for all the arena to see, as a 'We love Nate' chant breaks out amongst the crowd, Parker begins to laugh.
He comes to a stop in the centre of the ring and begins to clap his hands together over his head.
Parker[shouting]: Everybody....THANK YOU NATE...clap clap clap.....THANK YOU NATE...clap clap clap....
The entire crowd begin to chime in with him, and all chant in unison, the sound shaking the arena to it's foundations.
After a few minutes Parker motions the crowd to silence as he begins to speak.
Parker: Yes, thank you Nate indeed....thank you very much.....
His tone is patronisingly sarcastic.
Parker: Thankyou nate, for taking time out of you 'busy' schedule to finally reply to me...a mere what...3 months after I laid it on the table....
Parker: Your time is more important than mine? Is that it?
Parker: Let me make this very clear for you, and I mean this from the bottom of my heart.
He begins to clap above his head again.
The Parker fans in the arena join in, with the Nate fans either booing loudly or chanting 'Thankyou Nate' in return, this battle of chants goes back and forth for a good five minutes.
Parker: ALL my career, I've had to hear 'Nate's the man'....'It's Nate's house'...'Nate is the GOAT'....blah..blah...blah.....
Parker: Now, I could stand out here, and reel off my list of OCW achievements, as I'm sure you could too, and we could bore these people to death with our accomplishments.....I've done things you'll never do, and you've done things I'll never do....
Parker: The truth is, I've never liked you Nate...'good old Nate'...always the hero..always the saviour...there when ever OCW needs...
Parker motions putting his fingers down his throat and being sick.
Parker: I was always more of a Ma'jin fan.
The crowd pop for Ma'jin.
Parker: Now I know, in our long careers, we've already fought twice before.....firstly, was like my 6th match in OCW, and the 2nd time in around 2010 if I remember correctly, both occasions you came out on top, no surprise really, the 'GOAT' against a rookie, and then against me when I was coming back from injury.
Parker: But why haven't we fought since then Nate? Why haven't our paths crossed in 8 whole years since 2010....I'll tell you why.
Parker motions out around the crowd.
Parker: I'll tell you all why.
Parker: Nate is afraid of me...plain and simple.
The crowd begin to boo loudly.
Parker: Boo all you want, but it's true...Nate's afraid...because he knows, in his heart, that I'm the only other person, after all these years that's exactly the same as him..we both BLEED OCW.
Parker: And this scares him to death....the facts are in the archives...go look...
Parker: Nate only ever shows up when I'm not here......I was champion for over a year and nobody saw or heard a sniff from the 'great' Ortiz.....
Parker: Now, there's maybe 7 people in the back that know who we are Nate, and even less than that who actually give a damn...
Parker: So this match is for us Nate,nobody else, just us...so we can finally know.
Parker: They can bill it as what ever they want, End of a era, Legends Collide, Clash of the Titans, Dinosaur vs GOAT.....I really don't give a crap...
Parker: And the truth is, you need this more than me Nate, you NEED the adulation, you NEED to be loved, to be needed.....After Lution I walk away again, but you, you'll hang around..again....clasping at past glories.
Parker: But this needs settling....once and for all.....Every story needs a hero and a villain, and god forbid the great Nate Ortiz is seen other than whiter than white, so I'll play the villain of the piece, and I'll play it with pride, so at Wrestlution, it's Dinosaur vs GOAT....and if the Jurassic Park movie is anything to go by.....
Parker: Dinosaur EATS the Goat.
He drops the mic and leaves the ring to a mix of boos and cheers.
The camera pans to the announce team.
IT'S ON!
Oh settle down this isn 2008!
The Chaz Hendrix Invitational
Chaz vs Justin Jehst
The camera pans to the announce team.
He got all of that!
Right in the breadbasket!
The camera shows one half of the newly-crowned tag champs, Cort Marshall, backstage in the parking area. He gets out of his trusty pickup in street clothes, gear bag slung over his shoulder. Cort notices the cameraman.
Cort: You lookin' for inspiration, buddy? How about you wait till I finish with ol' jobby in our match tonight, maybe I'll give you geeks some advice on how to not end up like him. Shoo!
The cameraman backs off a little, but keeps pace with Cort as he makes his way through the parking area, passing by some garbage dumpsters.
Cort: Hey, I already told you, I ain't givin' you any nuggets of wisdom. Are you gonna get out of my face or am I gonna break yours?
As Cort's browbeating the cameraman, you see some movement behind a car. A head pops up... is that Samsin!?
It is, and he's holding a kendo stick in his hands. The cameraman shifts focus to Samsin, sneaking up on Cort from behind.
Cort notices and starts to turn around, but Samsin cracks him in the stomach with the kendo stick, and Cort drops his gear bag.
Samsin: Here's a little taste of your own medicine!
He strikes Cort a few more times, sending him to a knee. He winds up for a big swing, but Cort dives at his legs, sending them both to the ground.
Cort and Samsin exchange strikes, Coort seeming to get the upper hand, before Samsin hits a left hook that knocks Cort off him. Samsin scoots back towards the car, and Cort goes for a clothesline.
Samsin dodges, Cort spins around and eats a kick to the chin. Samsin takes advantage of the dazed Cort, grabbing his head and smashing it into the car window.
He keeps a hold of Cort, pulling him towards one of the open garbage dumpsters. Without further ado, he throws Cort in headfirst, who splats against the bottom with authority.
Samsin reaches into his tights and pulls out a padlock! He slams the lid down on Cort and locks the dumpster shut! He turns towards the camera and puts his finger over his mouth.
Samsin: I won't tell if you don't. Hahaha.
Samsin walks off, picking up the kendo stick as he goes.Meanwhile, you can hear Cort banging on the inside of the dumpster, and muffled yelling.
Cort: You can't do this! I'm a tag champion! You let me outta this dumpster right now! I'll get Ed to skullf*** you! You're a DEAD MAN! Let me out! Oh god, what IS that?
Charles Scaggs: I guess that match isn't happening tonight!
Big Al: What an injustice!
The cameraman lingers a moment, before the feed switches to your next segment.
The camera pans to the announce team.
HAHAHA, that's great!
What do you mean this is great? This is not how you treat a god dam Champion! did this jerkoff study at the Mr.Sensation Academy for throwing people in Dumpsters?
