Kassidy surveys the crowd as he stands in the center of the ring, Ryu marches around the ring comically before stopping, mic in hand.
RYU: Ladies and Gentlemen, I didn’t notice you there.
RYU: We are out here to put the roster on notice.
Kassidy: I am once again out in front of you all as Your, OCW World Heavyweight Champion!
RYU: Cuz he ain’t Luke Rockhold.
Kassidy: I don’t lose to any contender.
RYU: No sir!
Kassidy: No matter how OLD, ROIDED, LOUDMOUTHED, or UNSAFE!
The Camera Pans To The Ramp!
Mugen: Did I just hear you speak about safety? Because as we all know, I am the model image of safety. As the King of Kindness, I approve this message. Now as to why I...
Kassidy: Oh, so let me guess, ONE MORE MATCH? You are out here for ONE MORE MATCH ISN’T IT?
Kassidy: Cuz if you want one more match, I'll give you one more match. Ladies and gentlemen, Should we do one more match?
The crowd roars in approval as Mugen smiles to the crowd and bows in a sign of respect.
Mugen: Honestly, I think you have the upper hand on me lately so I will respectfully bow out of another singles match with you but…….
Mugen puts his hand on his chin and starts thinking for a moment.
Mugen: But if…….nah that’s just crazy talk. I mean that would be crazy even on my standards.
Kassidy: What? What are yo………….
Kassidy is Cut Off As The Camera Pans To The Ramp!
McGee paces the glares at the three men in the ring as he is handed a mic.
McGee: Since Sensation still won't speak to me I guess punching a hole in his champion’s bird chest might get his attention.
A fan tosses a full can of BUFF Blaster™ that McGee catches and downs in a matter of seconds… crushing the can and dropping it in front of Ryu and Kass.
Kass stands behind Ryu, Ryu puts his fists up as if he’s some old timey bare knuckle boxers
Kassidy: You keep your distance, you ain’t jumping me again. HEY HEY..BACK UP...BACK UP!!!!
A Tune You All Know Hits!
As the ring begins to fill up, our gracious former World Heavyweight Champion stands looking across the ring, staring a hole through the incumbent.
Pugh: What about me. Can I jump you?
He makes a sharp dart towards the World Champion who stands his ground.
Pugh: ...Not afraid huh? You probably should be. You know why?
Kass peers around the ring at the 4 men currently standing in it before looking back at pugh,
Pugh: That thing on your shoulder there… it turns people nuts. It destroys friendships...
He looks to the left where Mugen is standing
Pugh: ...Shortens careers...
He looks across at Ryu, Ryu stares blankly in another direction
Pugh: ...Creates a thirst like nothing else…
He looks at Sean
Pugh: ...That being said… wouldn’t it be swell to hold it for a 4th time…
He steps towards Kass and is interrupted,
Bobby Minio: Look at me Momma Minio! I get to jump in on my very own championship clusterf*** showdown!
His expression contorts to a stink face as he gestures toward Ryu and Kass.
Bobby Minio: … and apparently right on time, because if I was feeding off the energy in the room I’d be dead already.
With a bit of pep in his step, Minio walks by Mugen, the two bumping fists, before he walks near Pugh.
The two men trade short words off of the mic, Minio’s eyes narrowing into a squint as he pauses in front of Pugh before stepping away and continuing to speak.
Bobby Minio: It seems like something is developing here, and while I may a bit out of the loop on what's going on lately, and I certainly don’t deserve it, what kind of venom spitting opportunist would I be if I didn’t find a way to talk my way into it?
Bobby Minio: You all know me, I’ve never been one to turn down a freebie…
He turns his glance to McGee, then trails his eyes to the crushed can of BUFF Blaster™ on the ground. He begins to turn towards the crowd, meeting eyes with a fan in a BUFFNESS t-shirt who begrudgingly acknowledges Minio’s stare.
The fan cocks back a BUFF Blaster™ and sends it to the mic dropper; Minio raises his left hand to catch the can, as it sails over his right shoulder, about a foot too high, crashing down and exploding at the opposite ringside.
The group of wrestlers in the ring watch as a strange chemical reaction happens with the BUFF BLASTER soaked barricade. The barricade starts to expand to twice its width as all of the wrestlers in the ring try to look away and pretend it didn’t happen.
Mugen: As I was saying before all of you lovely folks came to the ring…..and I mean that sincerely. You are all friends of the KoK. I don’t feel like you……..
Mugen points at Kassidy.
Mugen: …..And I have had enough singles matches but………..there's a lot of very capable talent in this ring who deserve an opportunity at what you have.
Mugen reaches for the title belt Kassidy is holding but Kassidy pulls back away from the outstretched hand.
Mugen: What do you say champ? There’s…...1……..2……..3……..4…….5 people in this ring and you know there’s only one structure for this.
Mugen starts bouncing up and down in excitement as he holds the mic down to his side.
Mugen: THE CHAMBER! WHAT DO YOU SAY CHAMP?!
The crowd roars in approval, Kassidy exits the ring and heads toward the ramp,
Kassidy: Fine! Fine! I’m better than Dupree, and I will walk out of the second ever Chamber Match still Champion.
Kass takes a few more steps backwards up the ramp,
Kassidy: and how about we spice up tonight’s main event, Loser is entrant #1 to face off with,
Kassidy points to Ryu,
Kassidy: Ryu, Who will eliminate all of you before I even enter the match.
Kassidy throws down his microphone and walks to the back.
The camera pans to the announce team.
Wait what?
ARE YOU FOR REAL? A CHAMBER MATCH? HOLY CRAP!
Rust Cohle vs Vincent Winters
The camera pans to the announce team.
That was like a muggin!
He took his WATCH!
Once upon a time on a cold and snowy morning there was man. A young man who is one of the most ambitiously motivated OCW Light Heavyweight this company has ever seen for quite some time. That man was me, Harvey Hamilton Ocean.
I have traveled to a far and distant land, at least from my perspective. The land where so called Better people dress, walk and talk. A place where not just Better people supposedly live. It’s just a place where people just flat out feel they have Better things to do than to be with us commoners.
That place is The City. Manhattan, unfamiliars would call it. The home of my opponent and current Light Heavyweight Champion Tiberius Octavius Dupree.
What am I doing here you say? I came here looking for a fight. He can no longer duck, he can no longer hide and he can no longer dare to moonwalk. It’s not the Old Country Way!
I’m going to walk in this false idol’s home and torture him by pulling each and every strand of his out one by one. All while gaining one of OCW’s covenant prize that is the Light Heavyweight title.
Come with me as I embark on a journey up this vast skyscraper. A skyscraper so big I myself have to second guess if I’ve seen mountains bigger than this in Colorado. Nevertheless...
