We got a great show fo you tonight so lets kick things off!
We come back from the Riot introduction to see Ginger in the ring getting a mediocre reception from the Riot crowd.
Ginger:No I’m not at the wrong venue, I was ah invited here tonight. Hello Riot, at Certified Greatness we actually saw something quite shocking, the former women’s champion Sophia got pinned after a returning Sentai Hare cashed in her Future Investment briefcase.
Ginger:
I was gobsmacked to see someone who had wasted their opportunity after winning this case to actually come back and do something.
He paused and heard the crowd get a bit irritated with this drawn out introduction.
Ginger:So our guest for this evening is the new women’s champion, Pink Rabbit!
Sentai Hare danced around the ring and flashed the belt to the fans of riot who hooted in derision, the Hare lapped it up still dancing around the ring before coming to a stop in front of Ginger.
Ginger:So Sentai, you did something historic by beating Sophia. What made you choose that moment to cash in?
He offered the mic to Hare who just stared at it. After the most awkward minute of silence in Ginger’s history, Sentai Hare raises the Women’s title above her head and does a celebration jog around the ring yet again.
After finishing the lap, Sentai stops in front of Ginger. She points to him, then at the mic in his hand.
Ginger:Can we give her a mic? Come on way to make me look unprofessional guys. A stagehand ringside clambered into the ring and handed Sentai a mic before scurrying away.
Ginger:Sorry about that. So what would you like to say about your historic moment at Certified Greatness and why did you choose to leave? Before the pink bunny could respond, a new challenger appears!
Ginger sighed into the mic:For f**ks sake. Where are we? Ri-.. Oh, oh nevermind. Please continue this interruption.
Sophia pulled a mic from her back pocket and tapped on it twice to make sure it worked. Even after the roughest 48 hours of her career, Sophia never neglected to show love to her fans.
She motioned for the fans to quiet down so she could confront the woman before her.
Sophia: I’m at a loss, here. I thought there was a level of respect between us. But I imagine anyone in your shoes would have done the same.
Sophia:Fine…
Sophia: The blame is solely on me for being naive. It was your right to cash in that Future Investment.
Sophia steps much closer to her.
Sophia:Just as it is my right to invoke my rematch clause...this Friday night on Turmoil! The audience erupted at the challenge! Sophia held her hand out for the masked competitor. Ginger slowly backed away and excused himself from the ring. The former Champion’s gesture was left hanging for several seconds before Sophia lowered her hand.
Sophia:So it’s like that? Fine. Congratulations, Champ. Let’s see if you can beat me when I know you’re coming. See you in a few days.
Sophia turned her back from the Champion and celebrated with the crowd.
The blond bombshell stood over Sophia after picking up a microphone. The audience quickly went from elated to stunned, and eventually to enraged, going so far as a few inebriated fans making failed attempts at jumping the barricade.
The rowdy interrupters were quickly tackled by security.
Madison:Certified Greatness no longer belongs to RD Money. It belongs to The Royal Family.
Madison brushed away some left over cotton from the mask that had her looking as if she had a beard.
Madison:Two years in a row, I’m on the tip of everyone’s tongue following the conclusion of Certified Greatness.
Madison:This year, we had a historic moment for Kassidy Hayes, the first man to ‘ever’ retain in Hitler’s only contribution to the wrestling world. A successful perfect circle by mi amore, Dennis Black.
Madison:An amaaaaaaazing Baltimore street fight and a cage match. Ricky got a win!
Madison:Hell...we even witnessed a Vampire and a Pirate put on a five star match, yet all anyone is talking about…
Madison pressed her boot against the small of Sophia’s back and pointed to herself.
Madison:I broke the company’s website. I shut twitter down. I rule Turmoil, Riot, and all of social media! I’ve done cosplays that are more impactful than the careers of most people in OCW. Moving on...
Madison dug the heel of her pink boot in Sophia’s spine while looking down at her.
Madison:Long gone are the days of Kat and Casey Paine being the dominant stand outs. Some time after that era ended, female talents like Betty Ford, Bertha, Pine, Bootay, and… Jessica were relegated to ‘exhibition matches’. Madison:But OCW had a resurgence of women’s wrestling in 2016. It was sparked by two women. One who was adored by all she came across. Born into wrestling nobility as the bastard of Nate Ortiz.
Madison:The other was trailer trash that swept the floors of garages to pay for wrestling school. She came from nothing, and became one of the most dangerous figures on the mic that this company has ever seen.
Madison:Those two women are the very reason OCW dusted off the women’s championship and brought it back into circulation.
Madison:
We helped usher in a new age where the women were more than matches to fill a spot on a card.
Madison:
We started main eventing Riot and Turmoil. We helped make sure the division mattered again. Madison removed the pressure from Sophia’s spine and strolled around the ring as she spoke.
Madison:Believe it or not, Sophia. You and my lover have a lot in common. I am the reason you two became what you are. Madison:Without me, Dennis Black would be opening Certified Greatness against men like Jookie or Chaz Hendrix. If not for my devotion to ensuring his success...he would be nothing.
Madison: If I wasn’t so obsessed with maximizing his potential, I could have focused all of my attention on that Championship you covet. The path I chose then is the ‘only’ reason you’ve had this historic run, Sophia.
Sophia struggled to push herself up from the mat. Madison looked on with a smirk as Sophia crawled toward the Womens Championship.
Madison:Make no mistake, my actions were not about a desire to be Champion. This is much deeper than that.
Madison:
I just wanted to see your world shattered. The look on your face, Katherine’s face, hell….even all of these people.
Madison:My actions were for shock value. Now I’ve got a little nest in your brain. All It took was dressing up as Sentai Hare! and using a replica Future Investment Case!
Madison: The look on your face that sadness? That realization that you let your father down? Seeing you so broken? I’m damp just thinking about it…
Madison:This is not about some match, nor the bragging rights that come with it. This is about defining an era, and claiming it as our own. I hate you… Madison:Your father.
Madison:Your grandfather, and everything that family tree represents.
Madison:The next great royal bloodline of the wrestling world will started by my fiancé and I! But first, I need to settle what we started two seasons ago.
Madison: I’ve worked for everything that Dennis and I have, while the world has been handed to you on a silver platter because of Sensation and Ortiz. Madison:This fairytale of theirs, having yet another Ortiz go down as one of the greatest this company has ever seen will turn into a nightmare when I prove that you’ve always been second fiddle to me!
Clutching the Womens title against her frame, Sophia stands up, using a turnbuckle for support. Madison steps through the bottom rope to get some distance from the injured Sophia and stares at her intently from the apron.
Madison:I await you at the grandest stage of them all.
Madison points to the Wrestlution logo in the highest parts of the arena. Sophia looks up as well. As Madison is soaking in her "Victory" as The Xtron Flickers on!
A solid brick wall. Dimly lit. The lights turn on. Too bright. Now normal bright. Only a fancy top hat on the ground.
The camera pans from above and the hat flips over. After a few seconds a pink light comes out of it.
The camera is now positioned back at its original angle as the pink light reveals the returning and new Bombshells Champion, Sentai Hare! She snaps her fingers as the background “magically” changes back to the backstage area.
Sentai Hare: Fighting for truth and justice, Sentai Hare!
She poses by giving a two-fingered salute by her bunny ear. While some pink smoke goes off behind her causing multiple members of the backstage staff to cough profusely. She shakes the back of her head nervously.
Sentai Hare: Sorry, sorry. I was just trying to make my return ummm flashier than usual! Yeah!
She raises a fist in the air in an over the top manner while she is approached by OCW’s Backstage Correspondent, Stacy Clarke!
Stacy Clarke: Its always a welcome sight to see you. Glad to have you back Sentai Hare, but sadly your return was riddled with controversy!!! I Mean did you see what just Happend it looked like Madison...
Sentai Hare Cut Her Off!!
Sentai Hare: CONTRAVANCY! These contravancers must be stopped! I, Sentai Hare can solve any riddle you ha-
Stacy Clarke: No. Sorry. There’s just a lot that’s been going on in the internet. We just saw Madison claimed she Dressed up as you and use a Replica Case!
Sentai Hare: But it was clearly me.
Stacy Clarke: But look here.
Stacy Clarke hands over Sentai Hare her cell phone.
Sentai Hare: Are these just pictures of my chest?!?!
Stacy Clarke: Basically.
Sentai Hare does a facepalmemoji.jpg.
Sentai Hare: Perverts.
Brief awkward silence.
Stacy Clarke: Also why at Certified Greatness?
Sentai Hare: Well the Future Investment Briefcase. You see its controlled by extraterrestrial bankers from the future and they entrusted me with saving the future.
Sentai Hare:
They communicated with me that individuals are trying to unfairly use this briefcase so by cashing in I stopped them before it was too late. I changed the timeline for the better by interfering with their plans.
Stacy Clarke: Uh huh?
Sentai Hare: ALSO I HAVE THIS!!!!!
Madison's eyes nearly bulge out!! Sophia is utterly confused now!
Sentai Hare holds up the OCW Womens Championship!
The Camera Pans To
Ginger: This is nuts!!!!
Sentai Hare: Also I thought it’d be cool to cash in on my first day back?
Sentai Hare:
I understand to some fans I took the easy way out and used a shortcut.
Stacy Clarke: But wasn't it Madi......
Sentai Hare: I EARNED this shortcut though and nobody on this roster deserves to take this away from me.
Sentai Hare:
The reaction I got just proves that even super heroes have to be selfish at times.
Stacy Clarke: And anything you’d like to say to the rest of the Bombshells division gunning for your title.
Sentai Hare unstraps the Bombshells title and raises it while doing an obnoxious pose.
Sentai Hare: Bombshells beware. Your new champion, Sentai Hare.
Madison begins to scream loudly, saying "YOU ARE RUINING EVERYTHING!!!!" Sophia begins to shout at Madison! Just then Katherine Music Hits.
She stands at the ramp way staring a hole through Madison Cox. Caught between two Urbans Madison begins to panic as Katherine with mic in hand begins to speak!
Katherine: I put my career on the line for the OCW Women's Champion and I had The Champion BEAT!
Katherine: Then some Bunneh, comes along what I EARNED!
Katherine: Bitch I should rip out yo spine double dutch with it and smack Sophia in the mouth
with the left overs.
Katherine: YOU! or YOU! (points to the Sentai Hare on the X-tron)
Sentai Hare: HI HI KAT! (Sentai waves)
Katherine: SHUT UP BUNNEH!
Katherine: Matter fact I'm gonna handle this right now, I'm kicking your ass (points to Madison) and I'm taking that Title (points to Sophia) and I'm going in the back and I'm taking that title (points to Sentai Hare on the X-Tron)
As Katherine begins to make her way down the ramp Madison begins to back up closer and closer to Sophia! Just then a familar tune its!
"Nas" The World Is Yours! and Our Hero The CEO of OCW Mr.Sensation arrives on the scene.
Mr.Sensation: Jesus....tap dancing christ. I've seen some clustermucks in my time but this has to take the cake.
Mr.Sensation: Hi Ginger!, Love your work (Gives a Thumbs Up)
Ginger: HI!!! Thanks! (Curtsey's)
Mr.Sensation: Ahem now then... I have to applaud you Madison, never in my wildest dreams would I imagine that a walking vaginal sore would cause such an issue.
Mr.Sensation: So let me break this down real quick to see if I got it right. Madison claimed to have dressed up as Sentai Hare to Steal the OCW Womens Championship, costing Katherine her Career, and my Nieta her OCW Championship, this was a rouse as it was fake ALLEGEDLY but Sentai Hare claims that interdimensional........
Sentai Hare:Extraterrestrial
Mr.Sensation: Extraterrestrial my mistake, BANKERS and both have Women's Championships... I mean MSG WHO YOU GOT?
Mr.Sensation asks Madison Square Garden!
Mr.Sensation: Who cashed in?
Mr.Sensation was it Madison Cox?
The Crowd Boos!
Mr.Sensation: Or Sentai Hare!
The Crowd Cheers!
Mr.Sensation: Looks like I need to royally Un**** this situation. Katherine you should never have been put in this situation.
Mr.Sensation:
You put your career on the line and I respect that but that was put into jeopardy with what took place.
Mr.Sensation: So while you two! (Points to Madison, and his Grand Daughter) can go beat each other to death at Wrestlution 12. At ROAD TO GLORY, it will be Sophia vs Katherine vs Sentai Hare in a triple threat match for the OCW Women's Championship!
The Crowd Goes Wild!
Mr.Sensation: And if I even get a whiff of Madison anywhere near this match your Wrestlution match goes down the drain!
Mr.Sensation: Now if you'll excuse me I have more headaches to deal with. Kat if you want to snatch her weave go for it!
Katherine smiles deviously , Katherine charges at Madison who decides to go through the disgusting crowd! While Sophia looks on at her Grandfather. She holds up her Women's Championship and Sentai Hare holds up Hers!
The camera pans to the announce team.
Good god!
What a cluster indeed! Road To Glory is going to be very interesting!
Ryu and Kass wake up in an alley, Kass has the World Title around his waist and Ryu is spooning with a mannequin dressed in tattered designer clothing.
Kass stands up and looks around trying to figure out where he is.
Kass: Spider! SPIDER!
Ryu shifts and then sits up, he quickly pushes the mannequin away, confused.
RYU: What happened?!
Kass: I don’t know, but you have a match and I have peoples noses I have to rub this victory in EVERYONE’s nose, but that will have to wa...
RYU: Lets go!
Kass falls back onto a trashed alley couch and scratches at growing in facial hair,
Kassidy: go without me, this will be your night, get revenge on Mugen.
Kassidy: TTT 4 4 4 4 4
RYU: LYFE!
RYU begins to walk away when out of the nearest dumpster a snow leopard jumps out and lets out a roar, RYU begins to run and Kass quickly bolts off the couch and follows behind.
