We got a great show for you tonight so lets get it going!
The Camera Pans To The Ramp!
Once upon a time I thought these fans were smart. I thought they knew what was best for OCW. I thought maybe if I took the backseat for a few weeks their love would grow fond of me again. Especially to not show face to Riot 504.
So damn, I sold myself short yet again for them. The OCW Universe I once called the fans. It hurts me to say this but I now call them The Wormhole. They’re little bugs that likes to bury themselves in your heart and create a home.
Then once they’re tired they leave you! They leave you with your heart rotted out with no tools to repair it.
That’s ok. I found those tools and now they’ll see the wicked side of me!
As H2O thoughts concludes, a barrage of boos fades into audio as he stands still there in the center of the ring.
As per the usual, he raises his hand to snap his fingers to cue the mic from the rafters. He stops midway thru the motion because the fans boo even louder. They know what comes next.
After he holds the position for a few moments he smiles and then snaps his fingers for the mic to fall.
The legacy continues…
H2O: H2O knows better to ask any of you worms a question. Judging by how this ring is vibrating, the decibel scale of you booing is as equivalent as the symphony orchestra.
H2O: It’s music to H2O’s ears.
Don’t they know it takes more energy to boo and spew negativity from their disgusting mouths than to cheer for one of the best OCW Lightheavyweight Champions?
Oh well. Let’s unbuckle The Good Light and place it over my shoulder. The cameraman needs to get a good shot of us both at the same time.
H2O pulls out an itinerary from his pocket.
H2O: What Harvey has here is tonight’s card for 505. By the looks of it, you’re better off listening to The World Lightheavyweight Champ until his match starts; Instead of watching some of these boring...characters.
H2O: Let’s see...Cort...bore unless he fought Harvey. Mugen...bore unless he fought Harvey, Lotus What Joe??.
H2O tosses the itinerary out the ring.
H2O: Aww hell. You get the picture. Riot is a bore without the presence of H-2-O! The Good Light is an experience that is relevant above all of OCW.
The crowd chants, “We want Bobby”. But the rude interruption doesn’t stop H2O’s enormous ego from continuing without a hiccup.
H2O: Without further ado, H2O will explain some of his actions from weeks past AND future with you. Let’s start with the most important. M...J...F.
H2O: H2O thought The Wormhole would be pretty pleased that he took him out after the match with TTT. C’mon “, this guy looks like that cast member from “Who’s Line Is It Anyway?” He’s a joke.
H2O: Harvey finally had his chance to extract his revenge on those savages. He falls asleep in the middle of the match.
H2O: He fails to tell anyone that he has a form of narcolepsy (Shrugs). All Harvey knew the referee called for the bell and the match was over!
H2O: That’s when Harvey realized he wasn’t there to help him.
H2O: He was only there to steal some shine from The Good Light. He was there to make a name for himself. So after the match, H2O helped him that.
Not to mention there’s only room on the roster for one man to have an acronym for his name.That is ME!
H2O: MJF is trying to improv himself as a great wrestler but he’s horrible at it. He needs to take a backseat and watch a pro handle it himself next time.
H2O: Now then, two weeks ago H2O made a call. A call in which Bobby thought it was to that referee who retrieved The Good Light and relieved his duties onto his face.
H2O: As Harvey stated his Spoken Word, it really wasn’t him. So Bobby Minio lost his mind for nothing. All that time and effort could’ve went into something useful….or someone...
H2O points to the top of the ramp to turn the audience's attention.
Look at them. Bewildered by her involvement with me once again. Look at her then look at me and ask yourself, why wouldn’t she.
Ohhh, she knows I have a weakness for smells. Versace Red Jeans dances around my nose and she strokes her hand along my face.
Not here. Not now. Whew, God! The devil really wears Prada.
Heather returns a smirk to The World Lightheavyweight Champion.
Heather: Mind if I have a few words, Harvey?
H2O steps aside without hesitation to let The Harbinger of Death speak.
Heather: These WORMS you talk of Harvey probably didn’t even notice I haven’t been myself. Not since Riot 500.
Heather rubs her hand thru what’s left of her hair.
Heather: Then an unexpected phenomenon arrived at my home shortly after 500. A phenomenon that I’ve walked away from thinking it would never find me again.
Heather: When I severed myself from it, I didn’t know what I was doing. I went against my intuition in search of my own fate. I searched for my own destiny.
Heather: When I finally opened my eyes, there it was…
Heather smirks and turns to look at H2O as he looks back at her with a poised look and a raised brow.
Heather: ...The Good Light.
Vendors here should be handing out barf bags instead of popcorn to these creatures. They hate me and Eeeyyyyy love it! Continue Lady of Death. Feed off what The Good Light has given you.
Heather: I am the true femme fatale in this business. There’s no woman here that can contest that.
Heather: Neither Kat or Bunny nor any woman that thinks they’re a wild animal can escape death. Just ask that wild one…Eerie Sunshine.
Go ahead. Chant for the forgotten Betty Ford. My lady is back and is here to stay. Little do they know she never cared about the fans.
I was the one who did and was too stupid to listen to her a long time ago. Now we’re on the same page.
Ahh, looks like she’s about to wrap it up.
Heather: I took care of Eerie last year at Lution and just like that…
Heather snaps her fingers.
Heather: ...She’s dust. This year’s Wrestlution, Sentai will be the same. Death is virtue my dear rabbit and if that Kat gets in my way….
Heather snaps her finger again.
Heather: Just like that! She’ll be dust.
Beautiful my dear. Can’t wait for both of us to become one as champions.
H2O is clapping for Heather. She takes a few steps back as Harvey passes The Good Light to her. It takes her a minute to adjust it over her shoulder.
H2O: The OCW Women’s Title will look good over your shoulder my dear.
H2O: Now for the two least important things Harvey would like to talk about is Bobby Minio and Kassidy Hayes.
H2O: Dear Bobby...if you don’t check yourself into a mental institution tonight then H2O will do it for you after Lution.
H2O: Who’d thought mind games would be this easy and this much fun!
This time last year I was mentally weak as well. The strong capitalized. Which leads me to…
H2O: Kassidy Hayes. Don’t worry folks. Harvey will make this last one quick being that he’s the least important.
H2O: The higher ups sent you after me. They sent you to derail me and it worked. Harvey was a train wreck for a while afterwards.
H2O: H2O is now here to derail you…..
H2O music ”Stronger” hits the sound waves as Heather steps up from behind and gives him a peck on the cheek.
She hands him The Good Light. He takes it and raises it up in the air as the scene fades.
The camera pans to the announce team.
A whole lot of confidence from the champ!
You need confidence! you supposed to doubt yourself?
Anouncer: Before the upcoming match between Lotus Flojo and Ashley Moore we will show
you the video Ashley recorded just now on her Instagram.
The screen shows Ashley Moore's face speaking to her followers:
Ashley Moore: Hi, guys. i'm about to enter the ring to my very first match here in OCW.
Ashley Moore: I will face Lotus Flojo. I don't know much about her, but this little girl has no chance against me.
Ashley Moore: I have to go on stage now and will give you and update how i won my first match in a few minuts.
The camera pans to the announce team.
LIVE STREAM!
That's not what its called stupid, its IG Story!
Lotus FloJo vs Ashley Moore
The camera pans to the announce team.
Huh...
Interesting turn of events!
* Kat walks around the locker room area. She randomly bumps into people talking about Sentai foot not being on the rope.
Some of backstage help runs away.
Jim Black sees her and takes off. Stacey Clark steps out of the restroom and makes eye contact with Kat.She tries to turn but ...*
Kat: Stacey! Oh Stacey ! Come here girl!
* Very hesitantly she makes her way over to her. She is then greeted by a huge hug. Stacey looks around in disbelief.
Kat: Nothing much just still hoping OcW officials fix their error.
Stacey: And that is ?
Kat: Calling rope break , when clearly she wasn't.
Kat: Also I had just taken my allergy medicine when I fought Heather so they owe me a rematch with that thot!
Kat: They gotta do what's right or suffer the consequences.
Stacey: Which is what?
Kat: Do you really want to find out?
Kat: Do you think anyone thot in this company wants to find out ?!
* Kat backs up and wipes the hair from her face. Then she takes a deep breath.*
Kat: Now hop along little rabbit before the big bad wolf rips off your head. Oh and tell those thots I'll be seeing them real soon.
