I don't care! Because it's Riot Episode 519! We are back to rock and roll so lets go!
Previously Recorded
We’re now tuned in to one of the popular radio shows in NYC, Funk Flex.
Flex: You already know who it is. We have some special guests in the building tonight. As we told you earlier this week they’re not rappers.
Flex: They’re wrestlers. From what I heard on the street they can spit bars. I have no doubt my that crew knows how to find ‘em. So without further ado….
Flex: We have Little Bubba, the Pint Sized Powerhouse, the Princess of this Fairy Tale: Valkyrie!
Valkyrie: Hello there!
Flex: Next we got The One Man Revolution, Bobby Minio.
Minio: I GOT NEXT!!! Don’t be afraid to lose your PRIDE!
Flex: Ok, ok. Bobby ready to drop bodies not bars over there.
Flex: We also got former Pride Champion, OCW Tag Champion and 2X Hardcore Champion. The Keeper of The Garden, K. D’Angelo. What up, boy boy?
KD responds without saying a word. He just gives Flex and fist bump. Flex just nods his head in acknowledgment. He realizes KD is no one to play with.
Flex: Last, we got the former OCW Lightheavyweight Champion. But now he is the CURRENT OCW Heavyweight Champion of The World H-2-O!
Flex: What up, champ? Nice to have you with us.
H2O wears his World Heavyweight Title much like how he does on the roster page.
He stands up and turns his back towards Flex so he can see the front of belt up close and personal. Harvey points his thumbs to himself like The Head Superstar that he is.
Flex: Ok. I see you H2O. Let’s hope you have that much confidence when I tell DJ Juanito to spin the next beat.
As Harvey sits down…
KD: We don’t need a beat. Straight acapella.
Flex: I see why they call y’all The Inception.
Flex turns around to his DJ who stands in a glass booth. He signals to him by waving his hand across his throat.
Flex: Juanito...no beat. Let’s see what they got. Don’t let your company down. Who’s gonna start?
They all slide up to the mic together to get ready. Then outta nowhere...
H2O: Ended 2018 by snatching the World Title Belt
It ended long feuds, now someone get ‘em some help
Then I woke up in 2019, shining like a king
Boy I told ya I’m The Good Light of wrestling
The Immaculate Inception, no misconception
TTT’s reign was nothing, pick 6 with the int’ception, Uh!
I rep Denver, straight outta C-O
Locked up Trash, just call me Correctional
Mile High Assassin, colder than H-2-O
My flow so high, had to illegalize hydro
Shout out to KD, Valk and Minio
Taught me loyalty over love, its over Heather Angelo
Scared money don’t make money, shame on you Valkyrie
But we still cool though, loyalty over monetary
YEAH!
KD: Those tag titles still remain floating in the garden
By two clowns that travel too much like James Harden
They getting ahead of themselves, way before their time
We looking to transform that, both beyond our optimus prime
We looking to flip the trash right from underneath you
For da Inception it’s easy, with the biggest man here
in OCW
Valkyrie:I Valmonted Heather at Ladies Night
I will do the same to Alexa when the time is right
The Kasstianity experiment is over, yeah right
Not as over as me though, ain't that right?
I bet on the right horse from the start
Never doubted H: I'm his Lisa, he's my Bart
6 verses in, I've already killed this track
Some want me to stop dissing, like I give a f…
Ops!
I was about to say the F Word
Flex: Hahaha!!! What!? Those were wrestling BARS!!!
Flex’s DJ Juanito drops explosive sound effects after The Inception freestyle.
Flex: Those were some of the best bars I’ve heard from a non professional rapper in a long time.
Flex: There wasn’t no Barney, no Big Bird, no Dr. Seuss rappin’ you heard. Those were some serious bars from some serious OCW Wrestlers!
Flex: SERIOUS!!!
Valkyrie: Heroes...
KD: Don’t...
H2O: Die...
Minio: WE MULTIPLY!
Flex: Word! That’s love right there.
H2O: No not love...it’s loyalty. Loyalty for Our Hero JCS and what he brings to the table for all of us. Not to mention an opportunity to capture my World Heavyweight Title.
Minio: Yeah, like him or not….he’s….aiight. Now I want my opportunity. You already know, boss. Haha…
Valkyrie: Our Hero is a cool guy, except when he forces me to wrestle MEN for his own personal amusement...
Everyone laughs.
KD: We bringing The Garden back to the way it used to be.
Valkyrie: I just want a NY slice of pizza I’ve been hearing so much about!
You can hear chants outside the studios as all the members of Inception put their headphones down, get up from their seats and head over towards the window.
They all wave to the fans.
Flex: You may be able to hear this NY. There’s pandamonium outside our studios right now for The Inception. We about to sign off.
Flex: Peace!
The camera pans to the announce team.
Oh my...
Flex is a HACK!!!!
DOC GREEN vs BRADDOCK
The camera pans to the announce team.
Right in the breadbasket!
Don't even!
Only a few wrestlers are currently in the break room to shove the necessary carbohydrates into their bodies for their upcoming matches.
Among them is Ashley Moore, who however does not fight today. She packs her plate as full as it gets.
Then she sits down alone at a table and starts to make her way over the food, as another wrestler with a similar name comes around.
Entering the small break room for a quick bite to eat Benjamin would notice a sweet smell within the air and turns to quickly notice Ashley Moore sitting along as she ate whatever was placed upon her plate
Benjamin: “Wah gwaan..”
He would make his way towards her table before continuing
Benjamin: “I like what mi saw at ladies night..you held your own, big respect. Then again..You should of won that whole ting.”
After finishing his strong believed statement Benjamin would hint towards the chair to see if he would be invited to sit beside Ashley Moore
Ashley: If only those 2 weebs didn’t team up against me. But that’s history and I have bigger problems to solve now. Especially one big little problem.
Taking his seat and looking up at Ashley, Benjamin would nod his head in agreement. Then directs his attention towards the statement on another.
Benjamin: “You speak of Valkyrie, no?”
He asks, being now intrigued to see how she will reply.
Ashley: The food at her place is so awful, only discounter products. Finally i can get something worthy to eat here.
Ashley: Besides she has so many stupid rules in her apartment and don’t get me started about her habits.
Ashley: Everyone just sees thís sweet little girl in her, but if you get to know her better you will discover that she is the worst.
Benjamin: “She reminds me a lot of Capo. He has this..mi don't know..this..disturbing ting about him. He disgust me similar to how Valkyrie does to you.”
Ashley: Really, I don’t think that is possible.
Benjamin: “Mi don't live with him of course, but when I wrestled in the ring with him I noticed that he is exactly how he portrays himself around the business.”
Benjamin: He has this foul smell about him that won't leave your face and mi got to tell you about his hair..mi don't know what it is but that..hair grease; Him need to use anotha product.
Ashley (with a full mouth): Disgusting.
Benjamin: “Very much so..and now that I think about it, mi don't really much enjoy the company of that Code Jackman..his hair be repulsive...so much hair. I would give him a razor if me had one to spare..”
Ashley (smacking): Om nom nom, what an animal.
Benjamin: “Animal isn't even the word I'd use, I say a Big Foot..”
Ashley: A shame with what we have to deal here. *burp* Oh, sry. The management here should stop pairing us with these weirdos.
Hearing the disgusting burp Benjamin would make a cautious expression before getting up from the table and straightening out one of his many notorious furs
Ashley: Is that real, how can you wear that?
She gets up since she finished her meal already.
Ashley: Whatever, i gotta watch my little roommate getting destroyed now.
She leaves to make her way to the arena.
Benjamin: “Enjoy..”
Getting up from the table and finishing the chat with the lovely Ashley Moore; Benjamim could finally get up and grab a plate of food for himself
The camera pans to the announce team.
COVER YOUR MOUTH!
She doesn't have to conform to your rules on Food ettiquete you nonce!
The XTron Flickers On!
As the OCW Flagship show rumbles on we find ourselves backstage in the very doldrums of the arena. As the cameraman rounds a corner, we see former OCW Champion Paul Pugh sitting comfortably atop one of the huge industrial cases used to cart around the various OCW set pieces.
He’s sitting quietly and holding what seems to be the tattered C4 T-Shirt from last week’s epic Super Turmoil conclusion. He notices the camera out of the corner of his eye and looks towards it - a classic half smile breaking his face.
Pugh: How do you feel about Bobby Minio right?
The camera looks up and down as Pugh grins again and begins walking down the corridor - speaking as he wanders
Pugh: I don’t feel anything for Bobby Minio. I never felt anything about Bobby Minio. Bobby Minio was a tool - a pawn in my career. I don’t need this. I never needed this.
He tosses the C4 shirt to the ground as he rounds another corner
Pugh: ...Last week, he threw away the only thing keeping him afloat. The respect, the chances - he only got them because of his affiliation with me. Now he wants to leave me and join up with some pathetic excuse for a World Champion?
He grins again as he comes to a stop next to a door
Pugh: ...This only serves to confirm what I’ve always known about Bobby Minio. He is a leech - he is a parasite. He attaches himself to whatever is hot and sucks it dry. He absorbs it’s very essence… it's energy… which brings me to this.
He points toward the door where a huge TTT logo can be seen. He yanks the placard from the door and barges into the room where TTT members… well there’s nobody there except Spider who is in a bathrobe with a towel around his head. Spider gasps
RYU: HOW DARE YOU.
Pugh: How Dare I? HOW DARE YOU! Last week you waited until my back was turned to talk some Trash right?
Spider shakes his head
Pugh: Right?!
RYU: Actually that was Quartz…
Pugh: Who the HELL is Quartz? You were out there four times!
Spider: HOW DARE YOU BURST IN HERE WHILE I’M PERFORMING MY ABLUTIONS! I SHOULD KHALLAS YOU RIGHT WHERE YOU STAND!
Pugh: WHAT THE HELL IS THE KHALLAS?!
An enraged Spider rushes across the room and slaps Pugh across the face, his bathrobe opening up and a customary Japanese pixelation situation occurring where his genitals would traditionally be displayed.
Pugh is furious and slaps Spider back across the face, but is immediately met with a slap in return.
Pugh’s fist clenches down by his side and a vein is bursting out of the side of his head.
Pugh: Big mistake… Big mistake.
He sticks his finger in Spiders face and wags it up and down before storming off the set. Spider looks over at the cameraman and stands proud - pointing towards the door as the scene fades we hear Spider screaming after Pugh.
RYU: BOOK IT SENSATION!
The camera pans to the announce team.
Wait...did that just happen?
COULD IT BE? Will we get Spider vs Paul Pugh??? TONIGHT???
