Ladies and Gentleman we are back on the scene with RIOT 534!
I'm still in a Wrestlution Coma!
Well shake the cobwebs out because we are back!
SO LETS GO!
THE CAMERA PANS TO THE RAMP!
Valkyrie: Let's keep this short and sweet. Wrestlution 13 was the Happy Ending to my Fairy Tale. Everyone agrees that it was a long time coming. But there's no time for celebrations.
Valkyrie: I have to find a #1 contender…
The crowd is mumbling
Valkyrie: Blaine is nowhere to be found. Belle got injured during the Future Investment ladder match.
Valkyrie:
Flojo deserves it more than most of the division, but right now I need her to watch my back.
Valkyrie:
I need someone I can trust by my side and that someone is Flojo.
Valkyrie: This leaves us with Ashley Moore and Empress.
Valkyrie: Now, Ashley is the Future Investment holder which means she could cash in at any time to become the next women's champion.
Valkyrie:
Of course I cannot allow this to happen. She tried once and failed but she's always there… waiting for the perfect opportunity to jump me.
Valkyrie: And Empress… I know the Internet Experts see her as the next big thing. She's talented, I'll give her that. But she's a terrible role model for kids.
Valkyrie:
She is a violent psychopath who shouldn't be allowed on tv, let alone near a Championship....
The X-Tron flickers and Ashley Moore is shown and awaiting her signal. She stands in front of huge lake with a dense needle forest around it and a cloudless sky in the background.
Ashley Moore: Are we on yet? Ok.
Ashley Moore: Can you do me a HUGE favor and shut up!
Ashley Moore:
While we were having a wonderful vacation overseas we found out that you are doing one of your speeches again, that I usually listen to when I cannot fall asleep at night.
Ashley Moore: So I grabbed my phone, called the company and now I am recording here live to rescue the audience from your boring story you are going to tell again.. Blah blah blah, fairy tale, blah blah blah, happy ending. How are you not sick of it, too?
Empress hops into the screen with a huge smile on her face. She’s wearing blue and white beanie while holding a huge bag of cotton candy and frantically waving around a Tiny flag.
Empress: Is she there? Hello Valkyrie ! Ashley, can..can she see me? ..Hello! Valkyrie-Chan!
Empress: Konnichiwa! You’ll never guess where we are?! I’ll give you 2 trys and a hint It’s not DisneyLand!
The cameras linger on Valkyrie who is observing the scene on the X Tron. She is visibly worried
Valkyrie: I know where you are! That's my hometown in Finland.
Empress pouting: WRONG!!! Wait.. what?..Ashley, you said she wasn’t gonna be smart enough to figure it out. Well that took the fun out of everything.
Empress throws the tiny Finland flag and cotton candy on the ground.
Valkyrie: What the hell are you two doing there?!
Empress: Well if you must know..While watching Game of Thrones with my BFF we came up with a plan.
Empress:
That if you want to defeat your enemy you need to think and dine with the enemy. So here we are walking around this sh** hole you call a hometown.
Valkyrie is now nervously pacing back and forth inside the ring as the footage is now showing the Femmes Brutales approaching Valkyrie’s household
Valkyrie: Wait… That's my parents house! What are you doing?! You two psychopaths! DON'T YOU DARE!
Valkyrie: They have nothing to do with this! It's between me and you!
Ashley Moore: As Empress just said, we want to get into your head. Then we thought, who could help us?
Ashley Moore:
And because we came up with nobody in OCW we went to the two people on this planet who know you the longest.
Ashley Moore: We will easily get into a deep conversation about you while going into the sauna with Amy Koskine or fishing with Harry Stevenson.
Empress throws a rope and blow-torch out of the screen.
Ashley Moore: We also wanted to do a trip together to celebrate our regained friendship. Why not kill two birds with one stone?
Empress: But, don’t worry about us you have fun at Riot! We will make sure to say Hi to Mommy and Daddy for you!
Valkyrie: No! Stop! Please! They have nothing to do with this!
Valkyrie drops the microphone and runs to the backstage area. Meanwhile the X-Tron flickers out, just as Empress and Ashley are approaching the doorstep.
The camera pans to the announce team.
Those two are a menace!
You know whats a menace? That tie, I mean really man!
LEO GRIMM vs KALIX EASTBROOK
The camera pans to the announce team.
What a marathon!
Someone in the audio truck is getting fired!
The cameras lift up and standing in front of the camera is El Parca. El Parca, sporting shorts, polo, and his mask is holding a coffee while smiling at the camera.
El Parca: OCW! WE! ARE! BACK! Oh my goodness. How I have missed the beautiful fans and this beautiful arena. I cannot express how much I have missed you amigos and everything around here!
El Parca:
Tonight though, Me & Telos! Go one on one! Mano a mano, and we will give all of you fans a fight!
El Parca puts up his pointer finger signaling give him a moment as he takes a sip of his coffee.
El Parca: Ahh refreshing, see I may not appear to be nervous but I must admit.
El Parca:
I am rather nervous this go around my friends. I am hoping tonight I can change my mistakes that I have had my previous matches.
El Parca:
Although we are providing good fights I wasn't competing to the standards mi papa trained me to compete at. And, I also was not competing at the level you wonderful OCW fans deserve to see!
El Parca:
So, as I go stay tuned tonight as me & Telos will bring the house down! See you soon.
El Parca, walks away giddy and smiling his normal ways as the camera pans down and starts to fade to black..
The camera pans to the announce team.
Nervous or not he has an uphill battle tonight!
True indeed!
THE MAN THEY CALL JOOPITER
vs
ODON KLIEN
The camera pans to the announce team.
He got all of it!
And then some!
The scene opens into the Uncrowned locker room, where Antonio Everrett and Doc Green are both sat in silence. Everrett is staring down at the ground, his Light Heavyweight Championship hanging above him. Doc is stood up, warming up for his match later in the night versus KD. Doc eventually breaks the silence.
Doc: What the hell was that, then?
Antonio doesn’t look up at Doc, but responds.
Antonio: I don’t know mate, it’s just something about that guy that just doesn’t sit right with me at all. The fans.. OUR fans cheer for him but what has he done to deserve any of it?
Antonio
Me and you, we worked from the bottom up and we got here through determination and will and we go out there like we’ve got something to prove each and every single week.
Antonio:
But him, he’s done nothing, the only reason anybody even cares about him is because I happened to give him an opportunity almost out of pity.
Antonio:
And now he thinks he deserves another? Nah, I only want to face the best, I don’t care about him anymore.
Doc: Listen, man, you don’t get the type of support for someone like Cobra did out there overnight.
Doc:
The guy’s been here for years, and they want to see him beat you because you’ve got the same attitude all these guys who think they’re above him have.
Doc:
If you pride yourself on putting on the best show for the fans every night, you’ll give him that rematch.
Everrett does look up at Doc this time. He doesn’t say anything, but smirks slightly for a moment. Antonio gets up, and the two share a fist bump.
Everrett: Good luck tonight, I hope your production party can actually play your music this time.
Doc laughs in response, and the scene fades out as Everrett exits, looking slightly more enthused than before.
The camera pans to the announce team.
A bit divisive!
He isn't wrong!
[Previously recorded]
We see video shot backstage at OCW live; Jim Black and a cameraman are trying to catch up with Cort Marshall, who’s pushing his way through the halls after his match with Shepard.
Black: Can we just get a few words?
Cort glances back but continues to avoid them, still pushing forward.
Black: Anything at all to say about how you snapped during the match?
This finally gets him to stop. He snaps around, nearly bowling over Jim Black as his momentum carries him forward.
Cort: I SNAPPED?
He jabs a finger into Jim’s chest.
Cort: I WAS ROBBED. I HAD ENOUGH. HIS HAND WAS NOT UNDER THE ROPE. I HAD THAT MATCH WON. THERE WAS NO QUESTION.
Jim: I think there is a question! Many say it was a fair call!
Cort shakes his head.
Cort: If I’ve learned anything in OCW, Jim… there are no fair calls. Time after time, Shepard has been allowed to continue on his bullsh*t.
Cort: Do whatever the hell he wants, and not get punished. In any fair company, he’d have been fired by now!
Cort: Time after time, I clawed my way back up, only to get screwed. But not this time. This time, I left Shepard laying. This time, the right man won.
Jim is flabbergasted.
Jim: By using brass knuckles!
Cort: I only gave him a taste of his own medicine. Life isn’t fair, Jim. Nobody else here follows the rules; why should I?
Cort: I did what I had to do. I did what I deserved to do. And most of all?
Cort: Finally… I did what I wanted to do.
He grabs Jim by the collar and shoves him back.
Cort: So spare me the moralizing and go blow smoke up somebody else’s ass.
He turns around and walks off, leaving Jim to look at the camera in shock.
The camera pans to the announce team.
Cort has been pushed to the breaking point!
GOOD MAYBE HE WILL GET FIRED! FOR THAT VIOLENT ASSUALT!
