Ladies and Gentleman we are back on the scene! Season 15 Official Starts NOW!With RIOT 547
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Tiberius Octavian Dupree, OCW General Manager looks absolutely furious, an aura of rage a week long emanates from his body. He is handed a microphone from the nearby official and centers himself mid ring amongst a sea of TibDup chants.
They soon fade in anticipation of his rebuttal to Kasstianity’s takeover of Turmoil last week. Tibby takes a very deep self-calming sigh that speaks a thousand words.
Dupree: Now I can go into a long winded explanation of how my limousine driver was compromised. How I was driven to a remote section of disgusting Nassau County then abandoned, yada yada yada.
Dupree: But I’m not here to talk about what happened to me last week, but instead I’m going to talk about what’s going to happen to Kasstianity.
The crowd likes what they hear.
Dupree: You don’t kidnap an OCW general manager, takeover a show, make title matches and steal championships without repercussions. Oh and you can bet my sweet cosmic nipples there will be phreaking repercussions!
Dupree: First things first, the stick-figure bitch and Kass’s anime sidekick. You destroyed not just my office, you violated my maple snacks like two uncaged monkeys. For that act of stupidity, next week on Turmoil, Empress will face Valkyrie one on one and Ashley Moore gets to pick the stipulation.
Dupree: And just for added flavor Heather Angelo will be special enforcer. There better be a decisive winner, if there is any shenanigans of any kind, I will take away Empress’s title match at The Clash, sue Valkyrie so hard she will fly out her stupid sneakers, then suspend you both out of pure spite!
Dupree: Lost Boys, fitting name considering what CQC did to you last week. Guess what, there are 2 more blokes I want to get their hands on you. You will face Justin Jehst and Leo Grimm in a tag match. Again if there is any fuggery by Kasstianity, T.Y. Sparks will go bye bye from his title match at The Clash. So try me.
His sadistic need for revenge morphs into a maddening classic half smile.
Dupree: Bingo...Bingo...Bingo. Kass is so far up your arse you’re a phreaking living breathing blowup doll. You tried to orchestrate the tainting of one of OCW’s most prestigious championships, for that you get your cuck’s so called father, Trash Ryu in one on one competition.
Dupree: There must be a decisive winner, again any fuggery and everyone is stripped of their opportunities and suspended indefinitely including yourself! Now as for the head clown of this make-up factory...
Dupree: Kassidy Alexander Hayes, taking over the show is one thing, but believing you have the authority to make championship matches is another. You’re nothing more than Dennis Dillinger with an infinite supply of eyeliner and a better pamphlet.
Dupree: Meaning you are not CCW World Heavyweight Champion Kass. As of this very moment you are stripped of the title that wasn’t phreaking yours in the first damn place. And...
“The World is Yours” by Nas blares over the PA system for a few seconds but quickly fades.
Woah woah woah!!!!!
That all too familiar voice can be none other than “Our Hero” Mr.Sensation! As MSG explodes into cheers!
Our Hero: Now, now lets not get ahead of ourselves……
The crowd is extra rowdy as Our Hero continues on seemingly not to notice the capacity crowd cheering for New York’s Favorite Hero/Son/Son of A Gun.
Our Hero: Now in the interest of like you keeping things simple and to the point, because let’s face it these people don’t want to see a Legend or yours truly jaw back and forth. NOW IF THIS WAS 2012 we would just about shut this shite down!!!!
The Crowd Cheers!
Our Hero: But it’s 2020, things are different. And let's face facts in 2012 LOTUS, and the Locker room would have made Kasstianity look like a bunch of kids hanging out on Emo Night waiting for the Arcade Fire concert at Webster Hall.
Our Hero: But it’s 2020 and the fact remains that Kasstianity took Turmoil by the horns, something right out of the Ambition Era, and let's face facts….
Our Hero:
We both know they got one over on you, hell they got one over on me. BUT THE…….
The Crowd Shout FACT!
Our Hero: ….... FACT is not only did they twist your cosmic nipples, but they all Fluffed with my good nature...But here is the rub….they also moved the needle!
Our Hero: All over social media, everyone is talking about Kasstianity, did you look at the Seltzer Report? Record High Ratings! Hell I had Drago Cesar, Malu, and even Nate Ortiz all send me the same exact text! LOOK!
Our Hero pulls out his phone and shows the texts in the interest of saving time he shouts.
Our Hero: THEY SAID! “U OK?”
Our Hero: That’s code for “Do you need me to come back and murder someone!/everyone!” if you didn't know now you know....bustas!!!
Our Hero: Maybe I’m getting old but this is exciting, the unknown….. Chaos if you will, but then again you know how we get down… If there is Chaos WE WILL CONTROL IT! So I say proceed with your Vengeance Tiberius!
Our Hero: BUT! Kassidy Hayes by hook or by crook, knowingly outsmarted Wrex….and rather than smash a bottle of Glenfiddich over Kasstianity’s face I can only assume he is at home wallowing in some kind of self pity and scum, dirty drawers coupled with sadness, glued to a couch, ignoring call after call from Jim Black, while he downs Jim Bean.
Our Hero:
I honestly don’t even know if he is here tonight!
The Crowd Boos!
Our Hero: I know this is not what you want to hear but Kassidy Hayes is the NEW CCW Champion..
The Boo’s Echo throughout the arena, Tiberius looks at Our Hero with a face that can only be described as utter betrayal!
Our Hero: ANNNNNNNNNND He will Defend that CCW Championship against the #1 Contender Quartz at THE CLASH!!!
The Crowd Cheers Slightly!
Dupree: This....this is PHREAKING unreal, are you going damn senile? Old Country Sensation would’ve had the entire lot thrown in dumpsters and then shoved into the phreaking ocean!
Dupree:
Kassidy must PAY for his insolence, champion or not.
Dupree: So next week on Turmoil, Kassidy Hayes vs C.Q.C in a damn handicap match!!!!!!
The Crowd Explodes in Cheers!
Our Hero:...... Hayes isn’t medically cleared……
The Crowd Boos!
Our Hero: BUT!!!! in the interest of fairness I do know a great doctor in town couple blocks from here on Park Avenue South, Dr. Pughinstien that will clear the champ right up just in time for Turmoil 242!
Semi-satisfied, Dupree cracks his classic now devilish half smile.
Our Hero: See COMPROMISE! Everybody wins! Hey guys in the production truck! Camera FLUFFING FADES!
The Camera fades to the next segment and or match or both!
The X-Tron shifts to the camera following a man in a grey hooded sweatshirt underneath an all black letterman jacket with the roman numerals XXIV largely embroidered across the back walking passed many well dressed men and women, some of whom pass a curious glance to the man.
He pays them no attention, walking with a purpose towards an elevator. As it opens a gentleman with a suitcase, speaking on his cell-phone pauses his conversation and exits silently.
The man in the hoodie and letterman walks in and turns around to face the camera.
Jett Draven presses a button stands, leaning against the back of the elevator as the doors close in front of him, the elevator heading to the floor above.
MARK REESE vs. BENJAMIN MOORE
Previously recorded
Valkyrie stands in front of an apartment door. It’s her old apartment she lost to Ashley Moore in the Certified Greatness ladder match. She looks uncertain and isn’t sure why she even is here, but decides to knock on the door.
Ashley Moore opens, cleary awaiting her.
Ashley Moore: Oh, you really came here? I wasn’t sure, but I guess my text was enough to convince you.
Valkyrie: What do you mean with “Come to the apartment to get something back you once lost.” Is it the… the diary? My diary?
Ashley Moore: The what? No, why would I meet you here then. Do you really think I still live here? I decided to give it back to you.
Valkyrie: Just like that? After everything that happened between us? We almost killed each other over this damn apartment and now you just have a change of heart?
Valkyrie puts her hands on her hips
Valkyrie: Look. I do believe in Karma and I understand you are trying to rebalance it. I am too, in a way. But this… this beef between you and me? It will never end. We are destined to fight forever. You ruined my career and I ruined yours. There are some things you just can’t come back from.
Valkyrie: If it’s about the Title then don’t worry. I don’t want it. Enjoy it. Have fun. Sign all the autographs, live that life… I have moved on.
Ashley Moore: Are you sure about that? Because it seems to me you have more fire inside of you right now than before. I think you are just saying all of these things to yourself in hope one day you will believe them, but you don’t sound that convincing right now. Even your Kasstianity takeover and attack on me don’t manage to do that.
Valkyrie laughs ironically.
Valkyrie: You know nothing about me. Whatever it is that you want to give me back, is not going to fix this… this mess. It is not going to make me feel better. It is not going to make you the Hero of this Story. The Story already ended months ago. Mine, at least.
Valkyrie: If you have found my Diary give it back to me now. If you are truly changed, if you are a better person then give it back to me and let’s tie up this loose end once and for all.
Ashley Moore: Just go in there and see for yourself.
She points at Valkyrie’s old room. After both entered they encounter Valkyrie’s old Giant Unicorn collection with there are three even bigger ones among them who are almost too tall to fit into the room.
Valkyrie is left speechless and just tumbles into the pile of Unicorns letting her fall into it.
Ashley Moore: Doesn’t this remind you of a better time?
Valkyrie: …
Valkyrie caresses one of them and smiles for a moment, but then she quickly gets back up and regains her serious tone.
Valkyrie: No, it doesn't. Or maybe it does. The truth is that it doesn't matter. That Valkyrie died months ago. You are the vulture who is dancing on her carcass...
Ashley Moore: That was Kasstianity’s work. I brought you here, so you can remember all the good times you had before you joined them.
Valkyrie: Before I met you, you mean. It all started with you. You just had to stick your nose in my business and get in the way.
Ashley Moore: Yes, I was not perfect back then and you also had your flaws, but let’s not make a fuss about that now. And actually I didn’t mean those unicorns. Take a look at what’s on the bed.
Valkyrie: Is that... my diary?
Ashley Moore: I assume she might still have a copy. She probably took a picture or something. But you should see this as part of my compensation.
That being said Ashley leaves the apartment, as Valkyrie holds the Diary in her hands.
