RIOT 585: New Town Road!

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SEASON 17 INTRO HOOT!

LIVE FROM THE BARCLAYS CENTER

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Ladies and Gentleman we are back on the scene! With RIOT 585!
	We are here to rock!

The feed switches to a camera backstage where Stacy Clark is seated on a proper set for the Clark Effect. She is checking her clip on mic and adjusting her jacket as s hooded figure walks onto the set, standing just behind a point softbox,

Stacy: Oh boy, is this really happening again?

The figure walks out into the light and shines gold on set to reveal its Kassidy Hayes,

Kassidy: No, Kasstianity isn’t here to kick you off your show again, it’s just Normal caked up Kass here to sit down with you.

Stacy lets a sigh of relief,

Stacy: Glad to have you here tonight.

Kassidy: No worries Stacy, this Kassidy always shows up, I’m not going to stand you up.

Kassidy sits down in a chair places across from Stacy but keeps the hood from his vest up,

Kassidy: And Stacy, let me start by saying, I’m sorry. I’m sorry for canceling your show for a time and replacing it with “My Place with Kasstianity”.

Stacy: It’s fine Kass, we all know that empress was behind it all.

Kassidy: Well not entirely, compliance really only makes you suggestable, I still went through with it all of my own will.

Stacy: Apology accepted and now we can start this interview.

Stacy: At Chaos Theory you came back out to the ring for the first time in months, and you called out The Last Blacksmith, even though no one has seen him since his loss to Derek. What are your expectations from this?

Kassidy: My expectation is that this coward laces up his boots and steps into the ring with me.

Kassidy: I don’t care if he is in shape, i don’t care if he can put his fookin hands up, I don’t care if he looks like Alex Asher and Harvey’s love child or is in black face, Just show up.

Stacy chuckles before moving forward,

Stacy: Now I have been told you actually had a surprise announcement to make on this show.

Kassidy: Indeed I do Stacy, I have a special new venture that will be launching soon; Kass’ Cakes bakery and sweets shop.

Stacy: What!?

Kassidy: I have a special baker in the kitchen molding cheeked up cakes she is very familiar with and a money making man (MMM) investor. We are very excited to launch and invite everyone to come eat my ass…….

Kassidy: The slogan is a work in progress,

Stacy just can’t hold back laughing,

Kassidy: We are going to have a variety of flavors as I have worn so many different color combinations that no cake filling and frosting is off limits.

Kassidy: You could order the classic, “If I was your Vampire Kass Cake”, which is a black velvet cake frosting with a black buttercream frosting with a red velvet waistband.

Kassidy: Or you could order the douchiest cake available, “Consequences Cake”, where the cheeked up cake is also wearing a pair of edible Valkyrie glasses and topped with two hats.

Kassidy: There will also be a very limited “Wrestlution XV Cake” where my special baker went all out as she has made edible prop ladders around my cheeks and special edible Nate and Quartz decals, one placed on each cheek.

Stacy: Well I,

Kassidy: And as the name suggests, it won’t just be cakes, we’ll have Kass’ Cake gummies, lollipops, hard candies, and it goes on. I do believe a launch commercial will air on something called Magic Empire; I hear their curated list of commercials is very selective and top notch.

Stacy: Thank you for your time and everyone look out for that commercial to go eat his ass.

Stacy barely gets the line out before laughing again.

It's a Match!

ROOKIE CHALLENGE
TRISTIN DERUSSO
vs.
SAMSIN SIMSIN

We fade backstage to see a brightly lit ring over an outstretched hand. The sounds of running water brush over the scene. The ring comes into full view as it zooms in, a white silver band covered in purple Amethyst gemstones, accentuating a larger purple Amethyst stone shining in the center.

As the view zooms out more, we see the ring rests on the hand of the admiring Maria Susannah Reese, known to the OCW Universe as Sue Plex. She looks proudly at her newest engagement ring as the sound of running water comes to a halt.

Sue: Did you do it? I hope it came out okay!

Stepping into frame is Sue’s fiance, Terra Daturas. She firmly presses a towel against her head several times before pulling it off.

Sue: Wow!!

The camera swaps to show Terra with her hair slicked back, bleached blonde.

Sue: Well darn, that’s prettier than a pocket of pixies.

Terra: Well, it is not quite finished yet. You must care for it properly first. Vegan nutrients and henna are not just for the body! The hair loves it too. You should let me color your hair, one day.

Sue: I dunno about that darlin’, sure thing you look good with it but I’d be worried I look like a dandelion. Plus you know how Mama is, gotta keep what God gave you.

Terra smiles at Sue and steps towards her.

Terra: That is okay. You do not have to do anything you are not comfortable with. You are perfect the way that you are, anyways.

Terra: And on that note, how are you feeling after last week? I think this rule of ours should end…

Sue: I’m okay, honest! I appreciate you lookin’ out for me and all, and I sure want to spend as much time at your side as possible… But we gotta be able to fight our own battles. That’s what you says awhile ago, remember?

Terra: I do. I just feel as if having me there might have changed something.

Sue: If you were gonna punch that ref in the back of the head that might’ve helped, I made a mistake in delayin’ and paid the price. I just gotta get better at linkin’ stuff up. I mean shucks, Ashley is a multi-time champion and I was molly whoopin’ her for most of that match.

Terra smiles at Sue and laughs to herself.

Terra: You are right. I suppose I should just try to get us more tag team matches so you cannot get away from me anymore.

Sue: Oh you’re crazier than a camel at Christmas if you think I’m tryin’ to get away from you. Besides… Soon we’ll have a bit of paper that says there ain’t nowhere for me to go except home to you.

The two laugh together briefly.

Terra: I love you, Sue, and speaking of which… I have some ideas for the event.

Terra pulls out several pamphlets and starts showing various items to Sue.

Sue: “Tempeh and Tofu”!?

The scene fades as Sue has a horrified look on her face, Terra laughing and leaning onto her shoulder.

Marcus: It’s been awhile. Since I’ve seen you. How you been?

Pops: Good, son. The tone of your voice concerns me. Tell me, how have you been?

Marcus is smacking a small blue handball incredibly hard against the big white wall at a park.

Marcus: Playing my second most favorite sport and working on that speed and agility oh you so emphasized on.

His Pops closes his eyes and bows his head so far that his chin touches his chest. He senses him being facetious.

Pops: Son, I was only trying to help. Like I’ve always been doing.

Marcus catches the ball and slams it on the ground. The ball skyrocketed to the sky and went over the fence. He marches over to his father and stands over him sitting on his wheelchair.

Marcus: You know I’ve been losing ever since. I’ve been eating that disgusting garbage well over three months now. Come to think of it, have you ever eaten vegan food?

Marcus: I’ve known you for almost my whole life and I’ve NEVER seen you eat like that! You’ve always been muscular and fit and strong. Seems like whenever I suplex someone now they just bounce right back up!

Marcus: But you stayed undefeated up until you ended up in that thing!

Marcus: Now I’m being challenged by one the most tactical WRESTLERS this business has to offer, Aisu! I can’t even win against Ambition Wrestlers! Do you understand how this legacy we have is in jeopardy?

Marcus’s father finally looks up to his son's eyes.

Pops: You’re losing because you joined up with that young man John Carter. You’ve been losing because Elliot Parker got in your head after he attacked you. You’re losing cause you bicker with that big Owen guy from Sanctum.

Pops: All those people are prospering now; the way you used to and you’re lacking focus.

Marcus: Screw this! I’m not going to do this right now with you. I’ve never waited so long to answer any challenge and I’m not going to start now. I’m going to make my decision next week and answer this man!

Marcus: For once in my life I had to accept defeat. So I’m not going to continue to accept things I cannot change? I AM the change! I’m going back to being dominant! I’m going back to being the professional that I am!

Marcus: Not the way you were or how you want me to be! I’m going to accept The GOAT Academy in my life because the way #Austin sees my vision is the way I see my vision!

Marcus: I made an oath to John Carter just like I did with you when I said I will be the best professional wrestler in the world. I told John that I will get those tag titles with him and we will get them! I will be the best professional in the world!

His Pops is still sitting there in disbelief that his son is talking to him this way.

Marcus: I didn’t even make the Ambition card…DAD! You know how embarrassing it is to see my GOAT Academy classmates get invited and not ME? The one they all, I notice, respect!

Marcus: I’m outta here!

Pops: Where are you going?

Marcus: I’m going to be the change that I’m supposed to be! It

Marcus McMichaels walks away from his father and marches off the handball court. He opens the door to the chain link fence and leaves without closing it.

Marcus looks through the fence to see if his father is looking at him. His father is wheeling himself away as he disappears behind the cement wall of the handball court.