Ladies and Gentleman we are back on the scene! With RIOT 589
Let's get strange!
The scene opens up in the lavish TOLMC offices on a hot and sunny Tuesday afternoon somewhere in New York City. We find Mugen and Drago both zoning off awaiting some type of inspiration to hit the two entertainment geniuses.
Together: I GOT IT!
Mugen: Whoa okay, you go first.
Drago: How about we have K-Pop Ninja Warrior. We invite sing songers from Korea and we make them do obstacle course. Except it’s not just obstacle course, they have to fight for freedom from the record label.
Mugen: LOVE IT! Put that one in the idea funnel.
Drago writes the thought on a piece of paper and chucks it at this white upside down triangle thingy in the corner of the office and it sucks it down hard.
Drago: What did you have in mind friend?
Mugen: Hootsney World Theme Song Contest. Ya know, every great thing has a great jingle.
Drago scratches his chin as he starts thinking and Bubba joins him and roars in thinking.
Mugen: Old sport, hear me out. Ba da da da da, I’m lovin it. You know that jingle.
Drago shakes his head no as Mugen looks aghast.
Drago: Is it jingle to Legoland?
Mugen: WHAT?! NO ITS JINGLE TO MCDONALDS.
Drago: Never had McDonalds in my life.
Mugen collapses on floor in sheer horror and amazement.
Mugen: Okay okay okay. Give me a break, give me a break, break me off a piece of that–
Mugen points at Drago who doesn’t know where this is going.
Drago: Broken arm?
Mugen: NO! Break me off a piece of that
Drago: French Guitar?
Mugen puts his hands in his face as he is baffled at how his partner in crime doesn’t know these jingles.
Mugen: What do you know then?
Drago: Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.
Out of nowhere, Drago’s State Farm agent Jake pops up out of thin air almost sending Mugen into his fighting stance.
Jake From State Farm: How can I help you Drago?
Drago: Mugen wants to do Hootsney World Theme Song Contest. What you think?
Jake: I love it, every great place has a great jingle and I think Hootsney World deserves it too.
Mugen: Great! Let’s make the announcement now! Calling all ages, races, creeds. Hootsney World wants to hear your voice!
The Sensational Impersonator shoves his head through the door.
“Mr. Sensation”: Jingle should just be, “Come to Hootsney World or die mothafu*****”
Jake: Well that’s aggressive.
“Our Hero”: I’ll show you aggressive you son of a -
The Sensational Impersonator lunges at Jake from State Farm as......
LUNCH IN THE FUTURE JORDAN TRANCE
vs. LUNCHBOX JONES
The cameras open up inside the OCW Undisputed Tag Team Champions locker room, Sanctum, the room is currently unoccupied as a shower is running in the background.
The doorknob to the locker room opens up as the Chief Believer, Joe Deaver walks into the locker room. Deaver notices three large gym bags, as he makes his way toward them.
The shower is still going on as quite awful Scottish singing can be heard from outside in the locker room. Deaver snaps behind as he thinks someone is behind him but realizes it’s just James Fraser singing.
Deaver grabs two of the three large bags and struggles a bit as he lifts them off the table they are positioned on. As he finally musters the full strength to run off with the bags all we can hear is a slight “BEEELIEEEEEVEEEEE” fading into the distance.
The shower turns off as James Fraser, wrapped in a towel and only being shown from the chest up makes his way into the locker room again. Fraser notices the two bags missing as he walks toward the lone remaining bag.
Fraser: What the- where the fook is all my shite? I remember I brought it! My clothes, my bourbon, my cookies! Who would dare do such a thing?!
Having a small mental crisis over losing his precious cookies, incomes Sanctum prodigy and Fraser’s right hand man, Sheldon Tremblay. Sheldon looks mortified as he sees his mentor slightly losing it over the loss of his cookies.
Sheldon: WHOA! A whale has stranded! What da hell is going on Titanium B?
Fraser turns around and turns tomato red as he notices Sheldon.
Fraser: The bags Sheldon! Where are the bags? We had three before and now look, we have only one lad!
Sheldon raises an eyebrow at Fraser as he peaks over his shoulder and notices that there is indeed only one gym bag there. Sheldon goes up to the bag and notices it’s a bunch of miscellaneous pieces of both, Fraser’s & his gears.
Sheldon: Verdammt Nochmal! What kind of clown behavior is this?! Who would come into our locker room and do stuff like this?! We had enough bloody trouble the last few days!
Fraser: Oh… I think I know who it is. I could only BELIEVE, who would possibly do such a thing. Yikes think that little rodent would learn.
Sheldon sorts through the bag and plucks out pieces for an attire as Fraser tries to scavenge for some normal clothes. As he realizes his civilian clothes are taken he sees his normal Sanctum singlet and goes to put that on.
As Fraser is behind a curtain he shouts out loud to Sheldon.
Fraser: Sheldon, I don’t care if they deserve it or not. But The Believers? Lad we gotta handle em. If Verde can’t control his partners actions, then Sanctum will intervene and show them how WE do things OUR way.
Sheldon cracks a devious smile to Fraser as he is nodding up and down.
Sheldon: After these few weeks B? I definitely agree with you. At Summercide, we’ll show them exactly how me and you run this division.
Sheldon: Trust me If i get my bloody hands on the believer This european will kindly kick this american believers Behind. Das verspreche ich dir!
The cameras pan down fading to black as Sheldon and Fraser continue talking.
