Hammerstein Ballroom, NYC

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Hello geeks and freaks, and welcome to Episode 1 of a 3 show Asylum special.
	I was hoping this crap was dead and buried for ever Scaggs, for EVER!!

	Asylum is a timeless treasure, lost to the ages! Be still your heathen tongue Al.
	Let's get on with it.

Skull Face #1 vs Lycan

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	Not bad for a first outing.
	A Skeleton and a Werewolf? Fighting in a beach themed arena? This place really is an asylum!!

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Even though he's pinching his nose Tiberius Octavian Dupree can still smell the stench of unproven talent and stale sweat. Which means The Eater of Lunches has arrived at Asylum.

The last time he could recall being on this show was over 4 years ago when he triumphed over Aries for the first time. He's definitely not the same person then, as he is now. That man was just a morsel of Betternes, while his current savage could now nourish an entire solar system.

Tibby is not here to smell the roses or reminisce about past accomplishments. He's here for one reason and one reason only, Dimsmore. He would have shown up for Turmoil but he knew the try-hard and estrogen in the air would have eventually suffocated him. Not even the bubble that protects the essence of his Betterness could sustain him for long in such a mediocre environment.

Yet before he can even adjust to his surroundings he's mauled with a question from Jim Black who's overly excited for Asylum.

Jim Black: Tiberius, Tiberius Dupree can I get a quick question?

Tibby no sells the attack for answers and continues surveying the area like a owl (hoot) looking for small prey. Jim reverses and does a no sell of his own and asks his question anyway.

Jim Black: Do you have any words for your opponent tonight?

Finally Dupree acknowledges his presence, slightly, he never takes his eyes off his surroundings.

Dupree: My opponent? I'm not here for a match, I'm here looking for the bearded taint Dimsmore, or at least that suck hole he calls a wife Lacey. Right bout now I'll even settle for one of their toy soldiers.

Jim Black: Yes you have a match it's the Main Event!

Dupree: Of course it's the Main Event you titerus. Now who's it against? It better be Dimsmore, if it's not Dimsmore then....

Jim Black: Versus, it's Versus!

Now Dupree turns and looks at Jim, with a fiery look in his eyes.

Dupree: I know you're not lying by that dumb grin on your face. So I'm facing Versus...interesting.

Jim Black: I know isn't it, do you have anything to...

Before Jim can finish Dupree snatches the mic out his hand. Then bullies him out the segment with only a glance.

Dupree: I now have two reasons to be here, finding information on Dimsmore and breaking the spirit of an old man. No reason I can't make a detour on my path for answers with a pit stop at your face Versus.

Dupree: The list of Legends I have slain could roll you a doobie the size of Buddy Burns, they still call them doobies right?! Whatever, I'm not Bobby Minio a filthy organism of failure. I will put a knee in you throat and crush your freaking windpipe just to put another notch under my belt grandpa.

Dupree: If I ever got the chance I'd burn that farce you call the Tiki Hut down like the bundle of sticks it is, because that real live volcano your freaking looking for....is right here!

Dupree: Mt. Freaking Betterness! 

Tibby does a Boobie-esque mic drop and continues his search for intel on The Purge as we fade

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The camera pans to the announce team.

	What are you doing under the table Al?
	Hiding my lunch you idiot!!

Kassidy Hayes vs Axton Bravo

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The camera pans to the announce team.

	Hell of a showing by both men.
	Vampires burn in sunglight Scaggs, they don't sparkle.

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Madison threw the remote over her shoulder and sighed loudly. 

Madison: So much disrespect. 

Dennis, who was seated on the floor and stretching behind her, looked up and quickly averted his eyes. 

Madison turned to face him and folded her arms. 

Madison: Pervert. 

Dennis: I di-

Madison: Whatever! Anyway, did you see this crap? OCW did a commercial and didn't even think to ask us. They've got a hotline!

Dennis blinked several times. 

Dennis: That's not...

Madison: It has McGee..in the very first part!

Dennis facepalmed. 

Madison: Then one of the Skull guys at the sixteen second mark. 

Dennis: ........

Madison: I think I even saw Tobin and Tre! The A-Team...hell, they even had Matsumoto at fourty six seconds! And he isn't even here anymore. He's running for office!

Dennis stood and tried to get a word in. 

Madison: Parker is in it! But the last straw for me was Anthony Baker at the one minute and eleven second mark. 

Dennis: You're counting the seconds?

Madison shrugged. 

Madison: Are you not outraged? 

Dennis: Madison..that was a spoof commercial from a few years ago. None of those men are wrestlers. 

Madison's cheeks grew pink. 

Madison: I'm not racist i swear! It's just that they all look ali-

Dennis: Don't. 

Madison: Sorry. But hey! Let's leave the belt back here. 

Dennis: Why?

Madison: Your opponent looks like the type...

Dennis frowned. 

Dennis: The type?

Madison: Oh nothing....just be careful. We don't have time for you to get shanked.

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The camera pans to the announce team.

	Did they just?
	That's almost slander!

Dennis Black [c] vs Omar Gibbs

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	So much violence!!
	Did that go as expected? You folks decide....

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