Dennis: We don’t intend to stay long or take up too much of your time. I just could not help myself from pointing out that for the second week in a row, the poor decision making of Mr. Sensation has plagued Riot. Less viewers tuned into the premier of Riot than Turmoil. Must have something to do with viewers forgetting they don’t really have a World Champion over there.
Madison: Shameful.
Dennis: But enough about that. We’re out here for something far more important than the OCW Championship.
Madison: The Television Championship.
Dennis: Precisely, my dear. The Television Championship is...dare I say...one of the more prestigious titles in the company right now. I could have retired it, but I believe that it should remain on Turmoil.
Madison: And that is why we are here, to ensure that the next Television Champion is someone of class. Someone who has the same standards of excellence as we do. Someone who understands what being Television Champion means.
Dennis: Madison and I spent all weekend in bed.
The audience boos.
Dennis: Perverts. We spent all weekend in bed discussing the entire roster, and the pros and cons of each of those individuals. Are careful analysis...we’ve come to a decision. A life changing decision for one man in that locker room.
Madison: Ladies and Gentlemen...I present to you, your new Television Champion….
Madison and Dennis point to the stage.
Madison blinks several times as Seb enters the ring.
Madison: A-...absolutely not!
Seb: Relax, sweetheart. Don’t get your knickers in a knot... or do.
Madison: I’m no wear-...that doesn’t matter right now. The hell do YOU want?
Seb: I’m here to make sure you don’t make a huge mistake.
The crowd boo relentlessly as Seb went to continue
Seb: Can you c**ts shut your cuckholsters and let me speak!
The crowd were stunned silent for a moment and let Seb continue.
Seb: Now while you two love birds were "discussing" the Turmoil roster, I was getting a Massachusetts Slurpee in a bondage club downtown and I swear the pair of you...or a pair that looked just like you weren't doing much discussing. I have some very amateur footage if you want to see it?
Dennis and Madison shake their heads. The crowd chanted ‘No No No!’ but the clip rolled anyway. Although it was dimly lit and grainy, the only thing you could make out was a woman blowing up what seems to be a balloon.
Camera Holder: OOOh yea soak up that Seb juice bay bay.. Wait is that? No oooh waaay..
The camera pans to see a blonde haired woman with fake breasts straddling a blonde haired and very tanned caramel man with Title belt tan lines around his waist and shoulders.
The camera went back to showing a woman who had her face covered in a thick layer of yogurt before the footage cut out.
Seb: Surely as you can tell who those two are...and maybe are not in that video. Now I have more footage, and let's just say someone is a bit anal.
He leaned against Madison who cringed and looked ready to explode. She raised a finger.
Madison: First of all! Who ever those two people are…
Dennis blinks.
Madison: Are...um.
Seb: Go on.
Madison: Degenerates! What were you doing in a such a place? Gross! Now, I would be willing to buy all of the footage, for science. Also, to prevent you from blackmailing innocent people.
Madison: Oh Come on!
Madison sighs loudly as Lee stops at the bottom of the ramp.
#Austin Lee: Hmmm thought this was Turmoil not the start of yours and Dennis night time #Activities, #Wink #BluePillKing. Now you mind your place and join that thing over there.
#Austin Lee points at Seb, slowly walking up the steps as he leans on the top rope. Doing his best to lower his 6'5 frame to Dennis level.
#Austin Lee: That TV Belt may mean the world to you Dennis but it doesn't mean anything to me. But you Dennis....You...The Black King.
#Austin Lee points over at Madison keeping his eyes on Dennis: #Shhhhh don't.... Just don't sweetie...
#Austin Lee: I want you Dennis....and if taking that title happens in the process then so be it. There isn't a tumor clotting my judgement or an oversized influence trying to shape me into what he believes I should be, or a Demonic presence turning me into a Bastard...This is coming from here Dennis...
#Austin pounds his chest
#Austin Lee: I am coming for you.
Shepherd remains on stage, waving to the audience as Madison continues to flip out.
Madison: I hate all of you…
Shepherd: Abbot, Austin beat you down at the Anniversary show. Lee? You got pinned last week in the championship match. The only realistic choice is ‘me’.
Shepherd: You see, you guys have had plenty of opportunities. Last week I saw my shot and it was snatched from me. A knife in the back by someone I wouldn’t expect anything less from. But the fact remains that last week I wasn’t pinned. More times than not I’ve had my hand raised here.
Shepherd: What I haven’t done is had some of the fan fair that some of these guys have had. I wasn’t hand picked by hall of famers to join on of their factions where I could get some shine just by showing up. I don’t even know if the powers at be could pick me out of a line up. To hell if they can or can.
Shepherd: I’m here right now! I’m not throwing away opportunities. I’m that 6th round pick out to prove everyone wrong. Here to outdo that first rounder.
Shepherd stares at Dennis.
Shepherd: I’m in the same position you were a year ago and I can do what you did and then some. Because eventually I’m going to have to fight you one on one. The TV title is the first checkpoint.
Shepherd looks at Madison.
Shepherd: Like you two I’m here for the long game...
Madison: The three of you, even with attempts at blackmail, being urban, ….and even being ‘Lee’ make some good points. Can I speak? Does anyone have anything else to get off their chest before I choose the new Television Champion?
Shepherd, Lee, and Abbot look around the arena and to each other. Each man had stated their case. Madison nods.
Madison: Finally. Now then, back to business. Ladies and Gentlemen...I present you your new Television Champion-
Just as Madison was about to make her announcement, she was interrupted yet again with a live feed showing up on the X-Tron. This time by the General Manager of Turmoil.
Malu: Madison. So glad to see you could take time away from standing on a corner to stand in a ring.
Madison: Allegedly!
Malu: Uh huh. There seems to be a whole lot of tension regarding that Television Title. Perhaps a match will help sort things out?
Madison looks to Dennis.
Malu: Next week, we’re going to put the four of you in the same ring as Christian Shepherd and Austin Lee take on Seb Abbot and Dennis Black!
The audience cheers wildly as the four men exchange looks.
