No music. No entrance video. Just Loki sprinting to the ring. But he looks different. HIs usual colorful attire has been replaced with an all black, sleek bodysuit.
He slides into the ring and calls for a mic.
Loki: I have a problem!
Random guy in the crowd: You’ve got a lot of problems, mate!
The crowd laughs. Loki laughs, everyone laughs.
Loki: But seriously! I was scheduled to fight some guy named triple question mark. But I have no idea who that is!
The crowd looks on, surprised and uncertain if he is serious or not.
Random guy in crowd: That means he is a mystery opponent! You dummy!
Loki: OH THAT’S RIGHT. LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! I reveal to you THE LOKI INITIATIVE!
Crickets.
Loki: I want to give local talent the opportunity to shine in OCW, just like how I helped the Hatton brothers, I wish to give the opportunities that Fat Owl F@#k never gave me. I’m going to pick one of you to fight me!
Loki bounds out of the ring and searches for an opponent. He passes the random guy who has been shouting at him this entire time, the man stands up and begins to climb over the barrier, but Loki passes right by him. The random guy looks confused.
Loki spots an old Italian lady and points excitedly at her: This is my opponent!
Random guy in crowd: YOU IDIOT! I’m your opponent! Me, JAY FURY!
Loki look back at the old lady: No...I’m rather sure it was May Fleury.
Jay Fury: No! Look at her! She’s wearing a Capo shirt and her grandson has a Botch, Ricky, Botch hat on. They’re here for the show!
Loki: …..
Fury: Get in the damn ring!
Loki: WHY ARE YOU ALREADY WEARING WRESTLING CLOTHS???!!!!! HMMMMMM?
LOKI vs Jay Fury
The camera pans to the announce team.
What a strange bout!
I am going to say...yea!
After the last match we cut backstage to see Jack Rogue marching through a corridor with a cameraman in front of him.
A few seconds later, he stops walking, knocks a couple of times on an office door and, upon receiving no response, opens the door and strides in, swiftly followed by the camera.
In the office is an OCW production manager and Capo Genovese.
Capo: Excuse me, who are you? Don’t you see we are busy here.
Awkward silence fills the room…
Rogue: …seriously?
Rogue:
OK, I wasn’t too miffed that you didn’t bother to put me on Speakeasy, but you didn’t even Google me?
Rogue:
I’m Jack Rogue, I’m your opponent tonight.
Capo looks at his Speak Easy Production Manager with an uncertain face as the two start to bust out laughing in tears.
The PM begins to clumsily thumb thru papers…laughter continues.
Capo: Sorry pal, give us a moment...
Rogue: I thought I’d stop by to let you know that you might act like a hotshot, you might be 30lbs bigger than me, but you’ve had your share of spotlight and this is my time.
Rogue:
You’re going to experience your Karmic Wrath tonight, and you’d better be ready.
Capo: Karmic Wrath...Very Cute…...Listen, kid, this is no way to conduct business.
Capo:
Every one must go through the process. Have you even cleared Khsada training?
Production Manager: Looks like he is cleared Mr. G…
Capo: Wait, we are on the card tonight?
Production Manager:...Uuuumm Yeeeeaaaahh ABOUT THAT!!
Production Manager:
Remember I was telling you that management originally left the match off the card initially and then added it…
Capo: Was I eating my sandwich? I hate it when you give me information when I’m eating.
Production Manager:.....Yes..you were on a lunch date with the prosciutto Mr. G.
Capo sighs then chuckles….
Rogue: Wait…. you’re not even ready to wrestle tonight?
Capo laughs and stands up, towering over Jack Rogue….
Capo: Welcome to Turmoil, kid….
Capo walks out of the office laughing and talking to himself….
Capo: I gotta get an assistant to keep me afloat....Im way too busy these days...5'6 tight waist...boobies.
...Rogue looks at the exiting Capo, with fire in his eyes, struggling to contain his anger.
The camera pans to the announce team.
He is lucky he didnt have any Gabbagool!
Man...I'm Hungry.....Jack Rogue has a huge mountain to climb! and thats later tonight!
