We got a great show for you tonight so lets rock and roll and roll and rock!
Back in the locker room area, we see one Maxwale Jaykub Freeman getting ready for his one on one encounter with AC Cobra. The match was pulled of on the Savage Lands PPV due to time constraints. Just as MJF reached in his bag for more wrist tape, Stacy Clarke approaches.
Stacy: MJF, after many weeks of anticipation, you will finally take on AC Cobra tonight on this Super Saturday Turmoil. Now AC has being in the ring a few times on Riot, you on the other hand haven’t been in the ring since Riot 503. Is that a concern for you at all?
MJF: Stacy, Stacy, Stacy. Do you realize who you’re talking to? Maxwale Jaykub Freeman doesn’t have concerns about anything or anyone. And especially not about Alma Cecilia Cobra.
MJF: Now let’s the real reason that this match was not on the card for Savage Lands. Instead of the Internet Wrestling Community reading random bloggers like Gabe Seltzer, who wouldn’t know a hammerlock from a combination lock. You can get the story from someone who knows first hand.
MJF: The real reason that the match didn’t happen….. Is because Antoinette Celeste Cobra had his pre-op appointment for the impending surgeries he’ll need after I’m done with him.
MJF lets out a loud belly laugh as Stacy rolls her eyes.
Stacy: Is it really that funny?
MJF stops laughs very abruptly.
MJF: IT IS STACY!!! Because I’ve come out and told all of you time and time again that Maxwale Jaykub Freeman is going to end Amelia Caitlin Cobra’s career. And I’m not going to do it on OCW’s time or these god forsaken Barclay’s Center fans time. But I’m going to do it on my time.
MJF: The Doctor of Leganomics is going to show and prove why MJF has earned that moniker. I guarantee you that Alessa Carissa Cobra will not be walking out of this Super Saturday Turmoil.
MJF: And quite frankly, if i rip and tear all of his ligaments and tendons, he may never walk again. Because my name is Maxwale Jaykub Freeman. The reigning, defending, undisputed best Light Heavyweight in all of OCW off of the strength that I’m just better than you. And Always Clownin’ Cobra knows it.
MJF shoos Stacy away with both of his hands and she storms out rather offended. Let’s head back to Randy Rice and Tom Sanders.
The camera pans to the announce team.
It's on tonight!
Is it ever!
The Camera Pans To The Ramp!
Jehst: OCW UNIVEEERRSSEE!!! How are we all doing tonight?!
*INSERT CHEAP CROWD POP HERE*
Jehst: All of my Jehsticles out there, YOU are the reason our feature film, “BANG BANG BRAZIL”, has received such great numbers on our YouTube trailer, and the general buzz around this movie coming out is HUGE! So, thank you!
The audience begins cheering and clapping.
Jehst: Now, I’ve not been as active in-ring lately, and that’s because I’ve been busy with getting this film ready for release next month. And I’ve had help from my agent, Elsa, here.
Randy Rice: I don’t think she’s just your agent anymore, Jehst!
Tom Sanders: Is it that obvious? Haha.
Jehst: She’s been instrumental in this films’ success, organising multiple events, whilst juggling her agency; Gal Gadot should step aside cos’ this woman right here is the REAL Wonder Woman!
A lot of scattered whistles and clapping begin to emanate from the crowd.
Jehst: And because you’ve been such a help, especially since Capo had to leave and take care of his business, I’ve got a surprise for you…
Elsa’s eyes widen as she smiles at Justin.
Jehst: …GENTLEMEN, BRING OUT THE SURPRISE!!
The crowd continues booing for a good while before Archer has a chance to speak.
Archer: Not the surprise you were expecting was it, Jehst?
Justin paces angrily across the ring, on the side facing the ramp.
Jehst: Who the hell do you think you are, coming out here and ruining an amazing moment for Elsa here?! We’re in the middle of something if you couldn’t tell!
Archer: That’s no way to speak to your boss is it?
Jehst: What are you talking about, Scrooge McDuck?
Archer: It would seem there was some miscommunication when the studio was put in your name after Capo left.
Archer:
And being the savvy businessman I am, I had my lawyers look over the business documents and we were able to settle on a price. I now own the film studio you are contracted to.
Archer:
I now own you and your little crush, Elsa, Jehst!
Jehst: You son of a bitch!
Archer: You work for me now…and I have your next screen project ready. You’ll receive an email shortly confirming the studio location, etc.
Jehst: He left the studio to me!
Archer: Paperwork, Jehst; paperwork. It seems you had one too many mimosa’s before choosing your lawyer carefully. And as for the credit for this movie’s success? That’ll go to me, now.
Archers music hits as he slowly swaggers off set. The camera cuts back to Jehst who is now leaning over the ropes, livid, shouting inaudible threats to his new…boss?
The scene then fades to the next part of the show.
The camera pans to the announce team.
What a jackass!
Archer is such a jerk!
EXTREME RULEZ Katherine vs Heather Angelo
The camera pans to the announce team.
Good heavens!
She is broken in halves!!!!
The scene opens in the backstage area where OCW’s #1 detective, Valkyrie, is reviewing her case notes trying to understand where B17 is and how to get to him
Valkyrie: Since joining OCW I’ve always solved every mystery…
Valkyrie: Well, except for my kidnapping but that’s because the culprit flaked.
Valkyrie: But this case is keeping me up at night: we know that B17 is in the Vaporwave World, but how did he end up there? And how can we get there?
Valkyrie’s face turns into a think emoji
Valkyrie: From what I understand, the Vaporwave world is where the 80s culture is stored: all the music, the movies, the quotes. It’s all there, in that jungle made of purple neon.
Valkyrie suddenly hears a noise coming from the men’s locker room: someone was watching a movie
Valkyrie: My detective instinct tells me that I have to get in there.
The camera pans to the announce team.
First Time Travel, then Interdimensional travel, then the multiverse!
