As Turmoil opens we cut to the ring where Pugh has seemingly been addressing the crowd for some time. There’s no entrance video, we don’t cut to commentary and the crowd is mid-boo for the self proclaimed Turmoil Killer Paul Pugh.
Pugh: Boo all you want. So long as he isn’t here to stop me, I’m going to keep yapping. Look at you all. Boo freaking Hoo. The big bad man is in the ring talking some truths about this shithole of a town. Why are you even here? Nothing worth watching ever happens in this fucking blue topped circus.
He tugs the top turnbuckle pad
Pugh: What are you here to watch Justin Jehst’s Soul Glo slip off his head and send one of these Vanilla Midgets to the hospital? Are you here to catch some of Archer’s home printed currency - That’s a federal offence BY THE WAY… No WAIT! I got it!
Pugh: You’re here to see that inbred Island carbuncle you people call a “World Champion”. Bingo right? The fattest, slowest, most lumbering World Champion this company has ever employed… all because some moustachioed douche muffin can’t get the job done when its go time… right? Except for that one time… when he took out the man that brings me here tonight...
Pugh looks down the camera lens
Pugh: Wrex I know you’re watching this in the back of some grubby cab in the Bronx… hastily making your way across town from your appointment with whatever lowlife you’ve decided to dump loads into in the middle of the day… I also know that means that I’ve got …
He consults his a clock above the ring
Pugh: An hour? Maybe two? So do you know what that means for you lucky people?
He smiles
Pugh: I’m going to stand here. Yapping. See there isn’t a man, woman or other backstage who can step to me. I might have lost a step, but me losing a step still keeps me 10 or so ahead of anyone back there… and there’s not a DAMN thing anyone can do about it.
Pugh ducks out off the ring and ushers the timekeepers out of the way, sweeping up a chair and popping back into the ring.
He sets it up in the centre and pulls his reading glasses out of his inside pocket, along with a piece of paper. He begins to read from it.
Pugh: I’ve prepared some literature for the occasion, and since you’re a captive audience… and there’s no Wrex to stop me… I’m going to begin. I call this “One Thousand Reasons Why Turmoil is Terrible”.
He clears his throat
Pugh: Reason One: A useless sack of shit World Cham…
Dupree grabs a microphone from the stagehand as he lets the admiration soak in. Pugh’s face is contorted in disgust and annoyance but in no way surprised by the unannounced arrival of his long time rival.
Dupree: Who can stop you Paularina? The new General Manager of Online Championship Wrestling can!
He poses then paces around the former OCW World Champion with a strut as the crowd goes bonkers.
Dupree: SURPRISE!!! That’s right mate, unlike you, Nate and I really do want what’s best for this company, egos aside. So after the greatest Main Event in Wrestlution history I sat and had a long-long talk with our COO and the Grand Puba about the future of this industry.
Pugh goes to cut Tibby off as he always does but his microphone has been abruptly disabled. Pugh smashes the mic onto the mat in retaliation. Dupree cracks his classic half smile and continues talking.
Dupree: How I could keep my fire burning for the good of OCW, how I could bring the Betterness to the entire roster on a whole different level. So here we are ol’ chap, once again I stand in the middle of this ring ready to shut you up and push you to your limit like I always do.
Dupree: Except this time Paulette I won’t be lacing it up…it will be the CCW World Heavyweight Champion that you just called a useless sack of sockless dookie shoes, our beloved Samoan Savage, Malu.
Dupree: And since Malu doesn’t wear any freaking socks, it will be for his CCW World Heavyweight Championship! Best believe, there will be no part-time champions on my watch!
The crowd goes insane, a “No Socks” chant begins in the front row. Pugh thinks about attacking the newly crowned OCW GM, instead spits on Dupree’s golden gators and rolls out the ring. Dupree poses and interacts with the audience as he makes his way to the back the screen goes black...
Paul Pugh vs Malu(C)
The titan-tron switches to a camera backstage to an interview space where we see Danny Watts standing in frame with Jim Black seemingly about to give him an interview. Jim Black: Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to introduce at this time the rookie who has made a big impact here in OCW since debuting and winning the Rookie Battle Royal at Road 2 Glory, and is now possibly the only rookie who is undefeated with six wins and zero losses, Danny Watts!
Danny who is a little taken back by the big introduction that Jim Black gave him but starts wincing in pain, holding his neck.
Danny: Thanks Jim, that was an introduction and a half you just gave me. You certanliy do your research that’s for sure.
Black: Well, it is my job Mr. Watts, but nonetheless, let’s get right into the interview shall we?
Black: You just got a huge win against your first non-rookie opponent AISU. Since Road 2 Glory you have been a machine and you have capitalized on the opportunity that was given to you and now you are going into what seems to be your first feud with fellow rookie, Elliot Parker. You are about to put your winning streak on the line in a best of 5 series with Parker later tonight. Why did you decide to put yourself in this situation?
Danny: First off, I’d like to give my opponent from last week the thanks of giving me an opportunity to face my first non-rookie opponent. We had a hell of a match and I only just got out of that match with my winning streak in tact. Any other day it could have gone the other way at any time. So, thank you AISU, I hope to do it again sometime.
Danny’s expression now quickly changes from a very relaxed and happy expression to a determined and somewhat stiff expression.
Danny: Now onto more serious matters. Let’s get something straight, I like to test myself, so this is nothing new to me. But the fact that I’m doing this for someone I’m already one and zero against, and by the way, the match I had with Parker two weeks ago counts as part as the best of 5.But, the fact that I’m doing this is to teach Parker some respect and hopefully in this, he will earn my respect.
Danny: I am confident in myself and my abilities that I will only need to do 2 more matches with him and then if he earns my respect, then maybe I’ll shake his hand afterwards. But as of now, he will be served and Act of Violence these next two weeks. See you out there Elliot Parker, and good luck. You’ll need it after what you’ve said about my father.
Danny looks at Jim Black.
Danny: Thanks Jim, see you later.
Danny and Jim shake hands and Danny walks out of shot.
Jim Black: Well ladies and gentlemen, after a very fiery promo by Mr. Watts, we can tell that Elliot is in for a treat. And later tonight we will see the second match of the best of 5 series. Now back to the action.
The screen fades out with Jim Black smiling into the camera.
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