New York City

The Camera pans to ramp as an old nostalgic tune hits and the duo of Scaggs and Poling head down to the ring!! The packed crowd roars in excitement and begins to chant OCW, OCW, OCW!!!!

	Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to OCWFED 13 Year Anniversary PRIME Show!
	Talk about a mouthful!

	Oh stop it!
	We got 3 Amazing matches for you tonight 2 of which feature the newest stars of OCWFED!

	I'm so excited!!!
	Can you hide it?

 

 

Rookie Rush Battle Royal

CJ Odonell vs Randy Sexton vs Tay Terror
vs Thomas Archer vs Jett Draven
vs Lawrence Larkspur

 

The Camera pans to the announce team!

	Holy Toledo, HE DID IT!!!
	Woah this is gonna be huge for his career!

The now-slightly-more-stylish tag team of Big Ed and Cort Marshall, BAD COMPANY, are standing backstage in front of a camera. Ed has his arms folded in back, while Cort smirks up front.

Cort: So. OCW's 13th anniversary. I understand many people will be thinking of the past. Of the legacies of the people who gave everything to this sport. Of the moments that will forever be etched into the hearts and minds of those who were there to see them.

Cort: Champions. Upsets. Pain. Guts. Survival. Of the heroes and villains who have defined more than a decade of wrestling.

Cort soaks up the gravity of the moment. He seems unusually respectful...

Cort: But to be frank, I don't give a damn about all that. The past is the past. I'm looking at the present. OCW today is littered with has-beens who think they're legends. Congratulations, buddy, you hung around the midcard long enough to get a t-shirt.

Cort: You're not a chapter in OCW's history, you're a footnote. This locker room is filled with people who'd rather bellyache and scheme and pull rank than actually go out and do what made them famous.

Cort: So the future of OCW depends on people like me. People like Ed. People who take what they want, because they can. People who spend more time in the ring than kissing ass upstairs for the chance to choke on their big break.

Cort: People who can still go without breaking a hip. Everyone in OCW talks a big talk. The difference between us and them is, when you're over 7 feet tall, you can back it up. Big talk just isn't as dangerous... as Big Ed. Tonight, Tobin and KD finally get their chance to learn that firsthand. Isn't that right?

Ed nods.

Cort: And you're gonna make a nice big imprint of your boot on their faces, right?

Ed nods.

Cort: And then we're gonna take out the tag champs, and grab the belts from Peter Cottontail and his easter fetishist friend! Am I RIGHT?

Ed nods, getting more excited. Cort is practically jumping up and down.

Cort: OOH-RAH! Tell 'em, Ed!

Ed suddenly steps forward and delivers a scorching-hot sermon of violence... in something loosely resembling english.

Ed: I'm int those pokes poin ther the poin! Toble go go th me, well, hose bell, withe belts. To gonna have wan tholem belts. And sh*t... Probigget ladies. KD! To go the ladies. KD!
You welts.

Ed: You wand sh*t-hose and Cort, I'm you. Proble goin Ed-sized of ithe int belts. You. I'm in your. wan just bint the pointo thant townt the by thole by the bing downt. I welts. And of int. Asse gonna hant ladies an the going downt. KD! Toblem is, want tholem bell, have goin Ed-sized sh*t. You're gonna kick bucket. I'm bigger the end Cort, we're with me, you. Asses.

Cort looks at him and nods emphatically, like everything he said made 100% sense.

Cort: You've got a fine way with words, big man. Couldn't have said it better myself. At the end of the day, you don't wanna tussle with us, because we are... Baaaaadd Company.

Cort cackles, raising his arm up to fistbump Ed as the camera cuts away.

The Camera pans to the announce team!

	LOCKED AND LOADED, but still awful human beings!
	How dare you sir!

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