Heather and The OCW Head Superstar H2O are seen once again in the locker room drinking and sharing laughs with one another.
Heather takes sips of her classic Bacardi 151 straight from the bottle.
Our champion watches her while he drinks his imported Canadian Water Tiberius Dupree had shipped in a while ago this past summer.
Heather: Canadian Water?
Harvey guzzles the last half of the bottled water and crushes the plastic with his hand.
H2O: It’s better.
H2O: Nothing amazes me more than that drink being discontinued but yet you still continue to find it.
Heather sips some more of it and places the bottle down onto the table. Harvey eyes widen as he saw half of the bottle empty already.
Heather: I always get what I want.
H2O deflects the subtle hint and changes the subject just as Heather did to him earlier in the evening.
H2O: KD was the closest friend I had here next to Baker and Dimsmore. But something inside of him changed after he and Tyson lost those OCW World Tag Team Titles.
H2O: It’s like something is taking possession of him now. I went to his church and he’s not the man that follows The Word anymore.
Heather: How do you know?
H2O: I looked into his eyes and know that he’s gone. I saw that same thing when I looked into your eyes.
Heather: Seems like all of OCW is turning dark.
H2O: I know you’ve been fighting your own demon and it looks like you’ve succeeded. But fighting Kasstianity is going to cost you in some way. Hopefully not your good look!
Harvey conjures a nervous laugh because of uncertainty of Heather’s response. Heather turns sinisterish quickly.
Heather: Still want to protect her huh?
Heather: She still has a part of your heart and it makes me sick! This is just another reason why I have to take her down!
Heather: I came here because I had some free time to spare with you and you wouldn’t be alone. But as I think of you, you’re thinking of her!
Heather: ESTE hijo de puta!
H2O: Heather. No. You’ve misunderstood….
Heather: Some people never change. Just like you’re tired of being around demons, I’m tired of being made a fool.
Heather: I didn’t expect from you. Especially you being such a “good guy” now. Pfft.
Heather gets up from the table and makes her way to the door.
H2O: Heather wait! I didn’t intend to make you feel this way.
Heather stops and turns with a hurt look on her face.
Heather: I didn’t intend to spend the evening with you and wish you good luck tonight either.
Heather: Harvey. Goodbye.
Heather leaves The Head Superstar alone once again. He grabs his water bottle and tosses it against the wall.
His door is left ajar as Harvey stands there disappointed that all their progress tonight was erased due to Kasstianity once again.
Heather stands out of his sight in the hallway. She takes a peek inside Harvey’s locker room. She closes her eyes and leaned herself back against the wall.
She takes a deep breath and exhales. She walks away from him as we fade to the next segment.
#1 Contenders Take On The Champions!
THE UNCROWNED vs. CQC(c)
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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WHAT THE HELL! |
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YES! YES!!! YESSSSSSSS!!! |
We turn to the P3 Soundstage in medias res, where Drago is having a conversation with Mugen…..But it’s not the Mugen we know of today. It’s the Overlord from years past! “Fred”, GGIII, Bubba, and even Mac stare inquisitively at this Mugen they’ve never seen before.
Overlord: ...One Winged Hoot? That’s the corniest name I’ve ever heard. Do I still do the Time to Die?
Drago: Is pretty rare. And is now called Time to Die…..Safely.
The Overlord furrows his brow, his expression clearly growing more annoyed by the second. He remembers that there’s a studio audience and a metric Mugenton of cameras watching him, so he shifts his view to the hard camera.
Overlord: Ah yes, I didn’t see you there! Welcome, one and all, to the….
Drago: P3 Bonanza.
Overlord: ….Right. I am your host, your friendly neighborhood Overlord.
The crowd golf claps in response. The Sensational Impersonator strokes his chin in eternal contemplation, b.
Drago: He host now because current Mugen is in the jail. Hope you ok, buddy. We brought Overlord back from 2016 last week, but it was not without conflict before our show air. Let’s take a look at footage.
The Overlord leans in with a devilish smile on his face. The feed transitions to footage of the Overlord strangling Drago while Mugen looks on in horror.
Overlord: I’LL KILL YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!
Drago (choking): WE….BEST….FRIENDS……
Mugen thinks quickly, grabbing a nearby vase and smashing it over The Overlord’s head. The angry panda man stares bewilderedly at Mugen.
Overlord: WHY WOULD YOU BETRAY YOURSELF?!?!?!
Mugen: Just listen to what he’s saying!
Drago gets to his feet, coughing a few times.
Drago: I’m know everything about you, I can prove!
Overlord: Oh yeah? On the count of three, both of us have to say who MY favorite musician is.
Overlord: One. Two. Three!
Overlord and Drago: FRED DURST!
The Overlord grabs his head in disbelief.
Overlord: WHAT?!?!? YOU GOT LUCKY!
Overlord: All right hotshot, you’ll never guess this one. My favorite current day Asian actor!
Overlord: One. Two. THREE!
Overlord and Drago: DONNIE YEN!
Mugen laughs as he watches The Overlord toss around nearby furniture. He screams in frustration.
Overlord: SH-*BEEP* SH-*BEEP* WHY ARE WE FU-*BEEP* BEST FRIENDS?!?!?!
Back in the studio…..
Drago: This how I make sure we best friend still.
Overlord: As weird as it is, I guess thats what happened in this timeline. Certainly not what will happen in my timeline as DRAGO IS STILL A *BEEP*-ing MO-*BEEP* STUPID DUMMY.
The Overlord kicks the desk where Mugen usually sits and the desk explodes into 300 pieces.
The P3 Bonanza staff come in and clean up the old desk as a new desk is placed down.
Overlord: I have to ask you though. I come from a few years back where I was clearly on top of the OCW food chain. I was not only World Heavyweight Champion but also Owner of OCW. Please tell me that I still own OCW.
Drago: No. Sensation have ownership.
Overlord: FU-*BEEP*. Seriously? I mean I must have sold it off to him at a premium or something right? Like I wouldn’t be stupid enough to lose it in a match.
Drago: You lost it to him in a match.
Overlord Mugen furiously turns around and kicks the new desk again and watches as it exploded into a million pieces again. The crew promptly change out a the new desk as The Overlord turns around.
Overlord: Fine, that’s fine. This is your weird WACKY timeline. So, clearly you are still at the top of the game here. How about that little tan midget guy?
Drago: I don’t know who you talk about.
Overlord: Come on, you know. I’m talking about Den..
Drago puts his hand over Overlord Mugen’s mouth and shakes his head.
Drago: He done stupid stuff. We no talk about that man anymore here. He dead to us like John F. Kennedy.
Overlord: So somebody shot him? HELL YEAH
Drago: Uh…..yes. You can believe that sure.
Overlord: How about Nate Ortiz’s daughter? She was quite the worker huh huh
Overlord Mugen nudges Drago.
Drago: I don’t know who you talking about either.
Overlord: Oh come on, you know. So….
Drago puts his hand on Mugen’s mouth again.
Drago: Nate Ortiz never have daughter. Only son maybe.
Overlord: Hm, strange. Whatever. So who’s world champion now?
Drago: Harvey Ocean aka H2O.
Overlord: Who?
Drago: Some guy who we both beat up many a times.
Overlord: Ah! Excellent! So that has to make one of us #1 Contender right?
Drago shakes his head.
Drago: No, we have not entered title picture in while.
Mugen tilts his head back in a bit of anger and swings himself around destroying the desk for the 3rd time tonight.
Mugen: WHY THE HELL WOULD EITHER OF US NOT FIGHT FOR THE TITLE?!
Drago: We no want it.
Mugen: WHAT?! DON’T WANT IT?! WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS?! WHO ELSE IS CHAMPION HERE?!
Drago: Uh, CQC is tag champions.
Mugen: WHO?!
Drago: Wrex is Turmoil champion.
Mugen: Oh okay, I heard of that guy from the Pine Dojo. Glad to see he made his way here.
Drago: Bobby Minio and Ryu Matsumoto are light heavyweight champion.
Mugen: What?
Drago: They both have a belt.
Mugen: Like a co-ownership thing?
Drago: No, like they both have a belt and they both fight for Undisputed World Light Heavyweight Intercontinental European North American EX belt soon.
Drago clears his throat.
Drago: Sorry! What I’m mean is they both fight for Undisputed World Light Heavyweight Intercontinental European North American EX CHAMPIONSHIP. Belt hold up pant.
Mugen puts his hands up in the air like he’s just heard the craziest thing ever.
Mugen: Old sport, this timeline I am in is truly horrible. I really hope for the sake of everyone back home that this does not happen in our timeline.
Drago: Well, is not all bad! You and I get gold ring. We have bunch of new people, young lion. You like young lion, like Young Ryan!
Mugen: He’s still a rookie? That guy’s gotta be over forty by now!
Just then, a crash is heard in the background. A figure that looks suspiciously like Drago falls into the Soundstage, the collision causing him to go through the floor. He’s wearing Drago’s old hunter gear, complete with those cargo shorts you know and love.
Drago ‘16: FACK!
The Drago of yesteryear pulls himself out of the hole and looks at the Overlord, pointing his index finger at him.
Drago ‘16: I’M FOUND YOU!
Drago: Wait, why HE here? We only supposed to bring Overlord back!
Retro Drago turns around and sees his current day counterpart.
Drago ‘16: Who da hell ah yew?
Drago stands from his seat on the couch and confronts his past.
Drago: You are not you. You are me. But what this mean for your timeline?
Meanwhile in the other timeline……
Stacy Clark is standing in front of the arena hosting Turmoil for tonight.
Stacy Clark: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight I get an exclusive interview with the TV Champion, D….
The feed cuts to space. The final frontier. The earth starts rotating at a rapid pace backwards, going so quickly that the planet lights up and explodes in trillions of pieces.
PROVING GROUNDS
EL PARCA vs. WREX(c)
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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Holy hell! |
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Who you telling! |