The crowd roars in disapproval! at this vulgar display of nerdy deception!
Guy Fausto: Expecting someone else?
The crowd boos as the wool has been pulled over Madison Square Garden.
Guy Fausto: Were you expecting someone else?
The crowd boos!
Guy Fausto: Get used to disappointment, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is the real world, and the real world is filled with disappointment. Such disappointments as .........
Guy Fausto catches himself about to utter the words "Our Hero" and quickly stops himself.
Guy Fausto: The self proclaimed King of New York. No Madison Square Garden, you do not get your pay off, you do not get a hero's welcome you get me! The acting officer for Futures Unlimited Corporation. A Hall of Famer, a former Champion, the man that single handily dragged OCW from the brink of destruction and brought it back to the land of the civilized man!
The crowd boos.
Guy Fausto: You need to understand, what I do I do for the greater good. Before I arrived all those months ago OCW was in Chaos, OCW was in Anarchy, OCW was in HELL!!
The crowd Cheers!
Guy Fausto: You don't cheer for hell, what the hell is the matter with you people?
The crowd boos!
Guy Fausto: Ah yes I remember we are in New York City! A hive of scum and villainy!
The crowd breaks into a patented New York Style "Shut the **** up Chant"
Guy Fausto: Do you see this?
Guy points to the cameraman!
The crowd continues to chant!
Guy Fausto: This is a family show and you melting pot morons are chanting shut the F up to me? ME!!!
Guy Fausto: Will no one think of the children?
The crowd continues the "Shut The **** up Chant"
Guy Fausto: I knew New Yorker's were stupid but this is ridiculous.
The crowd roars in anger!
Guy Fausto: Since I've been here OCW has been on the upswing, we have a new champion no matter how rapey and uncouth he looks!, Order has been restored! And he who shall not be named, has ceased his fruitless intrusions! At this juncture in addition OCW is Scumbag Free!
The crowd boos!
Guy Fausto: That being said tonight, because I am in such a wonderful mood as it is the 9 Year Anniversary of this god forsaken hell hole, I have decided to lace up my boots so to speak. Tonight, Guy Fausto will be in action!
The crowd cheers at the chance for Guy Fausto to be pummeled by an OCW Superstar!
Guy Fausto: In a debate!!!
The crowd spews white hot hatred at the ring, in the guise of mean and hurtful words!
Guy Fausto: The topics include such riveting hot button issues as the migratory habits of the Panamanian Dung Beetle, The Wonders of Bismark North Dakota, and for you international fans, South Korean Literature!
The crowd boos!
Guy Fausto: How can you boo South Korean Literature? RACISTS!
The crowd boos!
Guy Fausto: My opponent has yet to be named but rest assured it will be one for the ages!!!!
Guy Fausto: I thank you and Futures Unlimited Corporation, thanks you for your time!
As Fausto makes his way out of the ring he stops for a moment and reaches into his pocket. He takes a look at his 2002 Blackberry and mutters to himself and dismissively shoves the phone back into his pocket and heads up the ramp.
The Camera pans to OCWFED Commentators Charles Scaggs and "Big" Al Poling.
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What a piece of garbage. |
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What? That was hilarious! |
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It was disrespectful is what it was! Guy Fausto has already won, why throw salt in the wound! |
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Because salt makes everything taste better! |
Hardcore Championship
Sid Harrison vs. Marley
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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WHAT THE HELL? |
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Speechless |
A video recorded earlier in the day plays as we see Mugen sitting in the catering area with Molly eating. Mugen senses some one standing next to him off camera and stops eating.
Mugen: What do you want?
The camera turns to reveal K'Dangelo is the one next to Mugen.
K'Dangelo: I wanna know why you have been getting in my business lately fool
Mugen: I don't know what you could possibly be talking about.....kind sir.
KD: I'm talking about you and Jacob Trance. I earned a shot at him FAIR and SQUARE and you somehow got your way into this match.
Mugen: He has problems with me and I have problems with him and thats that. Now let me get back to my food.
KD slaps the plate of food off the table. Mugen is still holding his fork looking down directly at where the plate was as we see a smile show up on his face. He jumps out of his seat and holds a fork right at KDs neck. KD seems unphased though.
Mugen: You seem pretty calm for a dead man.
KD: You don't scare me.
Mugen: You should be.
KD: Let me just cut to the chase. Instead of fighting and bickering, we should work together tonight and take care of that fool Jacob Trance.
Mugen looks at him with a blank stare and shrugs.
Molly: You idiots should be working together, you two are like brothas anyway.
KD and Mugen both turn to give Molly a confused look.
Molly: Well when I say brothas I don't mean like you're both black or anything but you know like you got stuff in common, okay I'm gonna stop talking.
Mugen pokes KD in the chest with the fork in his hand
Mugen: Remember, we are working together tonight so that means you listen to me and business will be handled.
Mugen takes Molly and walk away from KD as the scene fades to black.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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Looks like those 2 aren't on the same page! |
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What else is new! |
* Espado in the back pacing back and forth .He starts talking to himself *
Espado : I really need to put on a good show tonight .I know the fans will look for excitement from the EX stars .I need to do my very best to make sure the fans get their money's worth.
* Espado picks up a jump rope *
Espado : I gotta get a sweat going ,gotta keep moving .The other guys better be ready cause I plan on putting on a show.
* A stage hand knocks on the door . He tells Espado he has 2 minutes till match time *
Espado : Well it's almost that time .* puts on his mask* Tonight I make history ,tonight the EX dvision is back on the OcW map ,tonight EX division legends will know the name of The Blade Espado !
The Xtron Flickers on!
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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Cold Blooded! |
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LOC DOG BRO!
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We cut to the backstage area where we find Stacy Clark cautiously ready to interview an off camera subject. She takes a deep breath as if to signify that she was ready to begin filming, and puts on a big fake smile for the camera.
Stacy: Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor--
Stacy looks to her interviewee for approval, approval that is obviously not given by the look on her face.
Stacy: Privilege? Yes. It is my privilege to have this very special interview with none other than a returning Hideto Matsuda--No? Dear leader? Okay. Our returning Dear Leader and Villain Supreme, Hideto Matsuda!
The camera pans to Matsuda, still looking more like a terrorist cult leader than professional wrestler, grinning from ear to ear with his Eternal Ex Division Championship slung over his shoulder.
Stacy: So, "Dear Leader and Villain Supreme"--
Stacy as alway has a hard time hiding her sarcasm with her most hated interview subject.
Stacy: The question on everyone's mind us what do you, the Ex Division Champion--
Matsuda: TWO TIME ETERNAL Ex Division Champion!
Stacy: [under her breath] How can you be the two time eternal champion…?
Matsuda: BECAUSE MY OVERNESS IS OF AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE.
Stacy: Of course. Well, how do you feel about the introduction of the Light Heavyweight title tonight on the Anniversary Edition of Riot, and moreover, how do you feel about not being considered for the tournament.
Matsuda: The what?
Stacy: The Light Heavyweight Title.
Matsuda: The what?
Stacy: You're joking right?
Matsuda: Nani?
The crowd pops.
Matsuda: Forgive my ignorance, but I haven't kept up with the Online Championship Wrestling outside of my OMG compatriots during my time doing motion capture for my upcoming video game, Magnificent Vehicular Larceny: Little Tokyo Tales, or to you plebs as MVL:LTT
Our villain takes the microphone and edges Stacy out of the frame.
Matsuda: But if I am anything I am an intelligent man, and my incomparable skills of deduction lead me to believe that the powers that be have decided to add a title for my division to act as a place holder for my Eternal Ex Division belt when I'm too busy bing over in real life to defend it.
Matsuda: Something for the lowly players who aren't worthy of going one on one with the over one to toil over in my absence.
Matsuda: One might think that I would be upset, that I might think that I might be being edged out, but quite the contrary! This "ALTERNATIVE" championship is the nonstandard to my own. Inferior in every way. There is quite literally nothing to be upset about.
Matsuda: Not to mention that I exist on a higher dimension, one where I am not effected by such petty politics! Namaste.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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Why should he? he is over in real life! |