The Camera pans to the announce team!
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It's time! It's time! |
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Move over VH1, take a Seat MTV, Chill out BET, cuz its time for the First EVER OCW RAP BATTLE, BATTLE RAP!!!! |
The crowd is there feet as the music begins!
The lights are dimmed with a huge spotlight focused down on the ring. Buddy and YSL join their respective crews who are already in the ring in opposite corners hyping up their boys. Stacy Clark enters the ring as the host of the first ever freestyle rap battle in OCW.
Stacy: OCW Universe, are you ready for the first ever freestyle rap battle in OCW tonight?
The crowd cheers loudly for this historic moment. The spotlight moves and focuses on the four judges who are sitting in the ring waiting for the battle.
Stacy: Tonight, our rap battle will be judged by 4 of the most legendary individuals in wrestling and entertainment. We have legendary hip-hop DJ, DJ Krunkmaster Klue, music tastemaker Muuse the Hipster, Asian Wrestling and MMA superstar Nicky Chan and legendary battle rapper VHS-2. Welcome, welcome.
The 4 judges wave to the crowd.
Stacy: We will be flipping a coin right now to determine who will be going first in the rap battle. Call it in the air YSL
Stacy flips the coin in the air.
YSL: Tails
The coin lands right on tails as YSL called it. YSL raises his arms in victory. Buddy backs up into his corner and lets YSL step up to the middle of the ring. YSL stares at Buddy while he reaches his arm back towards his entourage. Gianni hands over a gold bejeweled microphone that has a huge Y on it. The beat hits over the loudspeakers as YSL starts to rap:
YSL:
Tails, tails, tails never fails,
neither do I OHHHH
YSL poses for a few seconds as his whole crew starts to jump up and down going OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and pointing at Buddy Burns. YSL continues.
YSL:
Y-S-L, Young Shanghai Lee,
that's what ladies call me, especially your mommy.
She calls me up to know where I be,
Because, satisfaction guaranteed.
I got rhymes that are talla than you Short Stack,
Crystal clear rhymes can you see dat?
You and your crew all look wack,
And I'm gonna drop ya like brrrat brrrat brrrat.
They call me Big Poppa from Hong Kong to Japan,
My rhymes so bright, they might give you a tan.
I'm so Diesel, look at my arms,
They bigger than you Black Lucky Charms.
Lie Boy Schbuddy Burns was the start of a movement,
Now this battle is where I keep it movin.
You short, you stink and your baby mommas a ho,
but you say i really really love her, i never let her go.
your diss track was wack like Jacob Trance's reign,
why don't you hang out with those losers Carter and Rane.
I know it hurts to be you, cuz you look like a joke,
And you ain't gonna beat me cuz I'm the Great Yellow Hope.
So, I'm a killa yo,
Listen closely, ho,
I had some of that killa rolled,
And I'm the best cuz I'm original
I'm nice on the mic and nice in the ring,
So damn good, bow down and kiss this ring.
I laced up my boots, looking for a fight
but this one's already over, so GOOD NIGHT!
YSL finishes off with a 5 second pose and stares down Buddy Burns. YSL walks back into his corner as his crew showers him with compliments. Buddy walks up to the center of the ring mean mugging YSL. Big Ron from his crew hands him a black microphone with wings on each side as he prepares for his verse. Buddy starts......
Buddy:
Yo...Yo...Yo...
I said...
Yo...Yo...Yo...
Dey call me Burns like Bee to the You Dee
If I was ever born a YSL, goddamn shoot me
I'm a verbal uzi...how I be spittin' shells
So hot...I threw the devil down a damn wishin' well
wish you well...cus you gettin' future endevored ho
Cus you could never kick it wit me like a freakin' severed toe
Click-Clack... who taught you to battle rap?!
was it Trump-punk... bitch I'll slap you black
You the Ragnarok, how you gag on....
Ninja shut yo' mouth! Yea that was a little racist...
so what I'll still leave you faceless, I'm Chuck Taylors, you Asics
Cus you basic... run a da mill
you couldn't be down wit me if you run up hill
You suck still, you so ugly life's ya diss track
featuring YSL played by YSL aka die in hell
hope that hurt your feelings son, cus I blaze fools like you
even ya own mama don't like you, I gave her the pipe too
I'm freakin' poetry in motion bitch......haiku
Kung fu-Kung fu-Kung fewey, that's KKK on yo' face
Nicky Chan gonna need chopsticks to get yo' ass from outta space
Cus it's game ova busta....Flyboy's outta dis place!
Buddy does his patent airplane taunt as he pretends to climb the top rope for take off. His entire entourage goes bananas as exchanges hard to reach high fives and chest bumps. YSL chuckles and acts like hes dismissing all the harsh insults.
Stacy: Now, will YSL and Buddy Burns please join me in the center of the ring for the judges decision. DJ Krunkmaster Klue what do you think?
DJ KK: I think both guys delivered it hard today but I gotta go with my boy YSL here as he delivered some blistering lines at Buddy.
Stacy: That's 1 for YSL, how about you Muuse the Hipster?
Muuse: I honestly don't see why this is a contest. You know who delivered more blistering lines than YSL? Buddy Burns and DEEZ NUTS. My pick is for Buddy.
Stacy: Okay, the score is now tied up. How about you Nicky Chan?
Nicky: WELL of course I see fellow Chinese man in battle with black guy and I think to myself of course I pick the Chinese guy DUH. So I pick YSL. Now where do I go get paid?
Stacy: You aren't paid here.
Nicky: Hey! F**** you pay me!
Stacy: Uh......moving on now to our last judge. The score is 2-1 in favor of YSL, who do you have winning this VHS-2?
VHS-2: Both guys had some nice bars in this one but it easily goes to Buddy.
Stacy: Well that's a 2-2 tie! Wait.......why did we have an even number of judges.
Nicky: Because you stupid white lady thats why.
YSL: That means I win! I got to 2 first!
Buddy: NO WAY! I WIN BECAUSE I GOT TO 2 LAST!
YSL and Buddy get in each other's faces in the middle of the ring. The hulking Nicky Chan has to run into separate the two competitors.
Stacy: I'm receiving word from backstage officials that the only way to solve this is in a wrestling match now so.......
YSL: Short stacks here wants to wrestle? Let's do it!
Buddy: LETS DO IT BUSTER!
YSL and Buddy walk back to their respective corners as their crews clear out of the ring area.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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WE GOT OURSELVES A MATCH! |
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LETS GO!!! |
Young Shanghai Lee vs Buddy Burns
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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Matter of factual Win! |
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Woop woop dat the sound of da policE! |
Far away from the commmotion of The Clash. Down a long hallway away from everyone Sean McGee leans against a wall in deep thought.
McGee - 4 god dam years, 4 ******* years, for MOTHERFU***** YEARS. ... I've been screwed over for 4 years Sensation!
McGee begins to rationalize with himself, as he goes over his thoughts ever so loudly.
McGee - I good little soldier...do this Sean..do that..Sean, this idea is great, but we just don't have anything for you Sean, maybe next time Sean, hey Sean can you do some business later on? yea you're not booked, its ok..... only to get **** on time after time after time.
Sean raises up to face the camera
McGee - You screwed me out of my Future Investment without a second thought .... guess it was because I'm not one of your "guys" huh. Oh wait, I forget, lets not talk about that right boss? it makes people uncomfortable in the back right? Lets not raise a mirror to the utter hypocrasy in this $*** show you call a company. There's a reason why we only tour for Pay Per Views and it sure as hell isn't....MONEY!!!
The crowd boos.
McGee punches a cabinet leaving a fist sized print.
McGee - Leon , Nate Ortiz , Dupree , Trance , Parker , Pugh , ...I can keep going but there's no need because we both know where this is going.
McGee - The KD's and Jookies of OCW know what the **** I'm talking about... Guys like us have to damn near kill someone to get a shot at the World Championship. But I know I'm just one of those "Angry" guys right? I'm sorry maybe I should shuck and jive.....Who doesn't love a whacky confused black guy am I right OCW?
Sean McGee makes what can only be described as a stupid face as he does some "Urban" mannerisms that could only be described as offensive.
The crowd boos
McGee: That better OCW? make me sick, all of you. I dare any of you thin skinned sheep to look at my history, look at the facts and look at my pedigree and tell me I'm not justified. But you won't you'll just say "Sean's Angry" and keep it moving....heh Typical!
A sick grin crosses McGee's face
McGee - Tonight I'm leaving with what should of been mine along time ago.... and theres nothing you can do to stop me Sensation.
McGee - RD Money should be here...but I'm sure you don't wanna aknowledge that he held the belt .
Sean turns his back to the camera leaving his tattoo in plain view
McGee - " Life is Pain".... Pugh's blood is on your hands.
The scene fades to black
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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He's so bitter! |
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Yea go ahead pretend he isn't right! SHEEP!!! |
The Xtron Flickers On!
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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What the hell? |
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I don't know what to make of that! |