MEMPHIS, TENNESEE
The Camera pans to ramp as an old nostalgic tune hits and the duo of Scaggs and Poling head down to the ring!! The packed crowd roars in excitement and begins to chant "OCW" OCW" "OCW"
HARD TARGET 2024 INTRO
HARD TARGET 2024 CARD
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Ladies and Gentleman, HARD TARGET 2024! |
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LOCKED IN! |
IRONMAN MATCH
OCW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
EL PARCA*
vs.
SHELDON TREMBLAY
We join the team of Clickbae in a conference room somewhere in the back. The two stand over a table with some blueprints and schematics all laid about. As the camera pans over the blueprints the names of several female roster members' names can be seen along with diagrams and information written across.
Clickbait: Alright Bro! This is a very critical time frame. This is gonna be harder than removing a strike from a youtube account and we need to stick to our P’s and Q’s if we want to nail this.
Clickbait: Yaboyz, need to start with Stacy Clark and make our way over to Monica, if we stick to the schedule we can rizz up Valk, Flojo, the girl at the concession stand, Dragana and Belle.
Clickbait: Bro This is it! This is our chance Bro! All the babes are in one location. It's time for us to finally unleash the ultimate rizz-off.
Clickbait: It’s the Rizz to end all Rizz. It's Rizz-o-mania season.
Bae: Bro! This rizz session is two big for just two bros.We will need a wingman to play look out encase people move around. And I have just the solution to this problem. We need a Goose to our Iceman.
Bae strikes a pose and spirit fingers his way toward the door. Before slowly opening it and revealing a figure that can barely fit in the door frame.
Bae: Welcome my bro and my Wingman! BAE BAE! A name so nice you have to say it twice.
Bae Bae ducks slightly under the door frame and into the conference room. Clickbait strokes their chin in an overly exaggerated motion while nodding in approval.
Bae: This here is Bae Bae and he is 7 feet tall and you can’t reach that! With his height we will have the high ground on our rizzing competition.
BaeBae: Bro!
Clickbait: Bro!
Bae: Bro!
All Three: BROS!
Clickbait: Alright listen up bros! As I was saying we will need to break up into teams. Bae and I will take point and Bae Bae you keep watch on our Hard Targets…
Bae screams “ Ohhhhh you said the Name of the Film” as they all look at the camera and crack a classic half smile before looking back down at the table. Bae passes around a couple of walkie talkies to each person.
Clickbait: Alright bros lets go over the mission one more time….
The camera cuts to black as the group talks over their plans.