KICK OFF SHOW
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Hi everbody! Welcome to the Best Dam, Pre-Show...Kick Off thing in E-Wrestling! |
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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! |
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My names Tom! |
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And I'm RANDY! |
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So while Scaggs and Poling are away, the best duo on Turmoil TV rules the day! |
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So lets kick it off with Who? vs what? |
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The enigma from flavor country, takes on The Personal Manservant of Sebastion Abbott! |
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If I hear a pig squeal I am outta here! |
BUBBA MITCHELL vs STEPHAN MAXWELL
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He's gonna feel that in the morning! |
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Right in his doodoo pampers! |
Scene opens backstage with Kassidy dressed in ring gear ready to go, pacing back and forth, the door to his locker room creaks open and Kassidy quickly barks out,
Kassidy: Get out and stay out.
The door continues to open slowly till Kassidy walks over and pulls it open to see who has come to irritant him but when he sees who it is his face and demeanor changes. A Women pushes Kassidy a side and walks into the looker room,
????: If you lose this match Kassidy, I and the ancients want you done with this. You have gone on here long enough living out your fantasy of being famous.
Kassidy: Well Daisy, I'm not going to lose so I guess you can tell the ancients that I will not be returning. There are plenty of hunters trained to kill those who choose to break the ancients' rules. As for you, make yourself comfortably, watch the show and maybe, just maybe, you'll stick around and compete yourself.
Alexia smirks as she takes a seat, Kassidy leans over and gives her a kiss before leaving.
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This feels like a Mystery for the Scooby gang! |
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I don't know but that woman is thick like oatmeal! |
The Xtron Flickers On!
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
Sebastian Abbott walked into the locker room and placed his bag down on a seat, letting out a sigh as he did so. It was finally time for the match he'd been wanting, now he could be potentially walking out of the pay per view as Turmoil TV champion.
Someone cleared their throat causing Seb to turn and go on the defensive, but it was only Ginger the intern.
Seb: Ginger, I almost shat myself. Haven't you heard of knocking?
The intern grimaced as Seb spoke.
Ginger: Sorry, the door was open.
Seb waved him on and Ginger continued.
Ginger: Tonight you finally get your man in Dennis Black, what's playing through your mind right now?
Seb: For starters I may be British but I'm not "batty" for Black. Secondly what's playing on my mind is what his blonde munter did to me. I intend to get my payback.
The intern stifled a laugh but failed, it died off quickly once he caught the glare shot at him.
Ginger: What will you do if you win?
Seb: I haven't really thought that far ahead, I guess I'd go and get a couple pints of lager and celebrate. Might even get you a drink too.
Ginger: Oh I'm lactose intolerant, I can't drink.
Seb: raised an eyebrow at the comment, all he could think was how moronic this kid was. Ginger seeing this look piped up.
Ginger: And if you lose?
Seb: Come on man. That's like saying MacBeth in a Shakespeare play and expecting it to go well.
Ginger: Because someone told the high ups I wanted to fight Bubba Mitchell!
Seb: You don't look too beat up.
The intern grabbed his back and winced before shooting a glare at the Londoner.
Ginger: I guess you're the one who left me the attire?
Abbott burst out laughing.
Seb: You have to leave, I need to get ready... Oh god he looked like a Brony.
Ginger glared at Seb a bit more before storming off and slamming the door behind him....
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How insulting! |
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What do you expect, despite the lack of a nefarious mustache, Sebastion is still very EVIL!!!! |
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Up next the Leader of the Baking Army looks for some retribution after The One Man Scottish Rock Band Man, Tinkled in his Cupcake Mix! You can't make this stuff up folks! |
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This why I don't trust the Scotish! |
ANTHONY BAKER vs FLYNN
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REF!!!!!!!!!! |
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He can't see what I can see, He's blind baby, he's blind from the fact!!! |
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And thats going to do it for Randy and I, we hope you guys had a great time and we will SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE!!!!! |
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(Does his best Electric Guitar) |