Pre Recorded
It is fuggin' freezing in New York State and this bitch is on a bike. What bitch is insane enough to be riding a Harley in 0 degree weather you say? Eerie Sunshine of course, who the fug else!
Wearing a leather jacket, a hoody and a bubble coat Eerie is more bundled than downloadable content and still cold. She pulls up outside the gates of Columbia County Correctional Facility.
She gets off her bike and scoops whatever snow she can from the side cab onto the ground and puts a Marlboro to her cracked lips as she awaits her partner crime.
After what seems like eternity Anna Mosity comes swaggering though the gates. She is not bundled up like Eerie. When she went in it wasn't winter, so she's wearing no socks and has no honor.
Anna Mosity: Gimme a coat hoe!
Eerie doesn't hesitate to give her the clothes off her back.
Anna: Stoggie?
Eerie: BITCH! I just lit this.
Anna reaches for the Marlboro but Eerie slaps her hand.
Anna: I've been smoking handrolls for the last 3 weeks, gimmie!
Eerie: It's cold as fug and you tryin' to argue, let's ride.
Anna: You can ride DIS MUFF!
Eerie: BITCH!
Eerie and Anna are now slap boxing in freezing weather in front of a Columbia County Correctional. It doesn't end till both are in a nearby snow bank looking for Eerie's missing pack of Marlboros.
They finally make their way back to the Harley probably frost biten and concussed. Eerie revs the engine as Anna hops in the side cab.
Anna: You ready to do this hoe!
Eerie: To Ladies Night!
Anna: Ladies Night?! I thougth we was going to the strip club.
Eerie: We got a match against.... THEM!
Anna: Ohhhhhh THEM, even better, fuggery at it's finest!
Betty Ford spin out the Harley as they head towards the venue. Towards the Poets of Pain.
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The camera fades backstage and you see Caleb James O’Donnell walking around at Ladies Night. CJ is in a pair of blue jeans and a gray and green Dropkick Murphy’s t-shirt. CJ seems to be a little lost as he doesn’t have a match tonight. As CJ turns the corner he trips over something which causes him to stagger…
CJ O’Donnell: What the heck …
CJ turns over his shoulder and notices he tripped over a leg. As the woman flips back her hair you see it is Cheryl Stixx who was stretching for her tag team match. Stixx is already in her ring attire before she was interrupted by the clumsy irishman.
CJ O’Donnell: I am …
Cheryl cuts him off…
Cheryl Stixx: Working for that ugly bitch, FloJo? Trying to sabotage me before my match…?
CJ looks at Cheryl with a look of shock on his face.
CJ O’Donnell: Actually I was going to apologize for my clumsiness. I have a tendency to not look where I am walking. I am sorry. Did I hurt you, Miss Stixx?
CJ extends his hand to help her up but Cheryl pushes his arms away…
Cheryl Stixx: I’m good, now back off! And please next time look where you are walking. And excuse me, but you are…?
CJ listens to Cheryl and takes a step back not wanting to invade her space.
CJ O’Donnell: Name is Caleb James O’Donnell. Now as far as FloJo goes I am not to fond of that woman she doesn’t exactly like my type of people. I must say what you did to her at Chill Factor was a thing of beauty and you may have come up short but I like how you didn’t back down from her.
Cheryl Stixx: Ok, ok… first things first: I didn’t “come up short” for no reason. She’s a cheater! I don’t know exactly how, but she was cheating. That’s why I didn’t leave as the winner.
CJ nods his head in agreement with what Cheryl is saying as he doesn’t want to offend her in any way, shape, or form.
Cheryl Stixx: ...and, well, thanks. It’s good to know that there are decent people here, that can see that she doesn’t deserve the attention that she gets!
CJ O’Donnell: Unfortunately some women get all the attention while others get put to the back burner. I have a feeling that good things are going to happen tonight for you Miss Stixx. I can see it in your eyes that you have a master plan. I’d wish you luck but I really don’t think you need it.
Cheryl Stixx: Yeah, you’re right. I’m winning tonight that’s what’s going to happen, and you’re also right about the luck part, I don’t need it. However, I’d be really grateful if you help me warm up for my match. I’ve been practicing some new moves but, you know, it’s hard to wrestle alone…
CJ O’Donnell:Sure I’ll help. What exactly do you need me to do for you?
Cheryl Stixx: Follow me…
CJ O’Donnell:Huh…
[b]Before CJ can even react Cheryl grabs his arm and begins to leave him down the corridor.[b]
CJ O’Donnell: Ummm where are we exactly going?
Cheryl looks over her should directly at O’Donnell and does not even say a word.
CJ O’Donnell: No need to pull me so hard.
Cheryl is pulling CJ around backstage as they finally reach a door. Cheryl pushes open the door and it is pitch black. CJ looks back at Cheryl then back inside the room as he shrugs his shoulders and enters the room. Cheryl slams the door shut as you are left wondering how exactly is CJ helping Cheryl get ready for tonight tag team match.
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Some time has passed since Austin left the store and Capo has just spotted the two French women he saw earlier. He has explained his situation to the young ladies who think it’s hilarious. While looking, in comes a call from Genevieve…(the makeup artist he met a Turmoil 184 and took an impromptu vacay to Miami with during Chill Faktor)
Genevieve immediately wants to know where Capo is.
Genevieve : Where are you baby?
Capo: I’m shopping for this dress
Genevieve laughs then giggles then sighs…
Capo: Don’t Say it G, or it’s over!
Genevieve: I TOLD YOU SOOOOO (Genevieve starts laughing obnoxiously and taunting Capo about his hairy legs..
Capo: You’re such an A-Hole Gee-Gee
Genevieve:You like my A——
Capo: OK that’s enough!! Jeeeez, you could have offered to...
(Capo walks away from the ladies and lowers his voice to a whisper in the store)
Capo:You could have offered to help instead of waiting on the first opportunity to bust my balls. This would have been so much easier if you could have just offered to purchase the dress for me. Help me save a little bit of dignity ya know.
Genevieve: Wait what’s that ??
Capo: What, I don’t hear anyth-
Genevieve: OH I thought I heard whining, I was gonna offer you cheese with all that wine.
Aaaahh is Mister Man gonna cry to mama!!
Genevieve starts to laugh in tears again.
Capo: Whose side are you really on? You know what, I don’t got time for this…
Genevieve: I’m just playing Daddy...You know I as to study...I have a big exam tomorrow...BTW...I’m watching these chicks and they look tough.
Genevieve has started to take a liking to Women’s Wrestling and playfully asked Capo to be his Manager and to train her.
Capo: Yeah im missing out on the Ladys Night PPV searching for a dress…
Capo: Are you sure you want in on this business GeeGee? It’s a ruthless business and those chicks will come for blood if you cross the line.
Genevieve: I’m sure Capo...That’s why you are going to help train me…
Capo: Sigh...Ok we can hit the gym in the mornings…
Genevieve: But that’s when we….(giggles)
Capo: I can use all the CARDIO work I can get..
Genevieve: Yes Daddy, Ill work you out TWICE..
Capo: Listen, if you’re going to Manage me, you have to pledge loyalty. I can’t be out here sticking my neck out for ya and you’re out here spreading love to the entire roster…
Genevieve: Daddy, you know I got your back...We have had this discussion how many times? Trust issues bruh??
Capo: No issues...Its just that the loyalty thing means a lot to La Costra Nostra...We don’t break our balls for nobody..
Genevieve: I know I know baby, you can count on me. Pleeeeeaaassee…
Capo: I’ll call you back when I’m out of the store looking at all this A** I mean All these dresses
Genevieve: A-HOLE
Capo: Right where you like me bey CIAO!
Capo hangs up the phone and the scene closes with Capo making his way to a near by dressing room where he notices the two young French Ladies again.
Capo: ciao belle signore ho bisogno di aiuto nel camerino.
Confused but amused, both women look at each other and laugh.
Woman 1& 2: laughs Huh??? huh??..
Capo: No Italiano?
Woman 2: Oooohh Italien!!
Capo: Yeah baby….Now….
Capo starts to speak in French
Capo: belles dames, s'il vous plaît aidez-moi dans la cabine d'essayage
Both women are surprised at Capo speaking the language and a little embarrassed...They start to make there way to the back with Capo..
Woman 1: maintenant votre parler
Woman 2: Ooh-la-la
Scene closes...
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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We need the ring reinforced for this one. |
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This is gonna be a brawl. |
Tag team Table Elimination
Betty Ford vs Poets of Pain
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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1, 2, done. |
And yet again with this guy... Backstage with Ginger this time with Halie the victor of the three way.
Ginger: You looked stunning out there tonight, what was your inspiration for this get up? It seemed a little familiar if you know what I mean?
Halie looked at Ginger and brushed her hair from her face.
Halie: We all know that Scott and Jean are meant to be, Emma was just a little rebound.
Ginger: Ah who and the what now? I meant that at Chill Faktor Dennis had a Cyclops inspired attire while Madison's was based on Emma Frost.
Halie shook her head, dumbstruck at how ignorant Ginger was.
Ginger: So that was a pretty emphatic win tonight, showed you still had the power to go toe to toe with any of the female talent here.
Halie: Pfft, Sophia got lucky at Chill Faktor. Next time we face I won't take it easy on her, she chats up the ref I'm hitting her, she turns her back to wave to fans I'm hitting her. Sophia, you better hope you retain that title tonight because I will end up beating you one day. How many of the women in the locker room can say they pinned Sophia?
Ginger started to speak but Halie cut him off.
Halie: If you say Willow I'm going to kick you in the balls, I mean women who are still relevant in OCW.
Ginger pulled his phone out and began googling women that have pinned Sophia, the results Chill Faktor(This being the 2-1 win against Halie) and Ladies Night 1.
Ginger: Lacy pinned Sophia this time last year.
Halie: See not relevant where is she now hmm? Exactly, not even the queen herself could pin Sophia, what does that tell you about the caliber of woman in this company? that you have to be like FloJo giving BJ's for matches, or Madison who also sucked dick for power.
Ginger: Apparently you di-
Halie slapped the words right out of Gingers mouth.
Halie: I had my job threatened if I didn't comply with that b!tch, I did what anyone would do to save their job just like you Ginger. How much dick did you suck to keep this job huh?
Ginger: Urgh again with this accusation, I'm still here because I'm good at what I do which is interview people.
Halie muttered under her breath: Good at sucking d!ck more like it.
Halie: I think we're done here Stephen, see you around.
With that Halie left the backsatge area leaving Ginger to rub his now swollen cheek... The scene fades out to the announce team....
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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Now for the Main Event. |
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I've been waiting for this all night! |
Katherine vs Sophia Ortiz*
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