* Coolidge sits in Arnaud's skybox looking at the ppv crowd *
Coolidge: Hey you, come here.
* Waiter walks over*
Coolidge: Well as you know Arnaud owns this and I believe if you want to stay employed, in the next five seconds I will have a sparkling water black cherry or deuces busta.
* the Waiter starts crying *
Coolidge: What the hell?! Boy are you over here crying? I know my dad sitting somewhere saying look at that sissy! What's wrong with you?
* Coolidge hands the waiter a paper towel to wipe his face*
Waiter: Well I've had a couple of jobs but this one pays the most. I need this, I have 2 kids starting high school and me and my wife really need the money.
Coolidge: Damn guy I didn't know.
* Coolidge pulls him in and gives him a big hug *
Coolidge: Now you have to go home and look them in the face and tell them because I was a sissy I loss my job.
* Squeezes him harder*
Coolidge: Be a damn man and do your job. Put your best foot forward or put your foot on someone's throat. Sitting here crying is a busta move.
Coolidge: Now leave this conversation has saddened me a little.
* waiter walks toward the door when Coolidge calls him back *
Coolidge: Come here boy! You may not be serving drinks but you can get my bags. So now your name will be Tom for all the blacks who kissed white folks butt.
I won't kiss behind around here but you will.
Coolidge: Now sit down and have a drink we have some things to plot.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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That was not needed! |
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Sometimes its about sending a message! |
Career vs Championship
SENSATIONAL SPIDER vs KASSIDY HAYES*
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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WHAT!!! |
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WHAAAAAAT? |
