The camera pans to Sensational Spider against a purple background. He gives the screen a nasty look.
Spider: Watch Me Closely
Spider: Tonight I’m going to go out in the headliner of this Pay Per View.
Spider: A lot of you are going to watch this match closely to see my how I succeed.
Spider: How I reverse certain moves, my spacing, my strategy.
Spider: But when all is said and done you’re going to turn off the Pay Per View.
Spider: You’re going to say to yourself “Wow, I really learned a lot from that match”
Spider: You’re doing it wrong.
Spider: You started watching too late, and you stopped watching too early.
Spider: You needed to be watching how I got myself into this match.
Spider: You needed to watch how I marketed myself to be in the position I’m in.
Spider: You need to watch after I win.
Spider: How I position myself for the next pay day, how I make sure I’M what everyone is talking about at the end of the show.
Spider: Watch Me Closely.
Spider: This has been a Sensational Service Announcement.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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GRRRRRRRR...I HATE HIM! |
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Oh settle down! |
JACOB TRANCE vs #AUSTIN LEE*
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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WOAH! |
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He clawed his way up from the bottom! |
The scene opens up a small protest of people with black clothing and mask outside of venue
Antifa: Down with Fascism, Down with Fascism, Down with Fascism, Down with Fascism
FloJo: Oh shit, it's Vegan ISIS!
Antifa member: Ummm...Excuse me...Who the **** are you calling "Vegan ISIS"?
Said mask man with a lisp
FloJo: Sorry. The question is...What are you doing here, Soy boy?
Antifa member: Listen. You people...(yes, you people)...Don't seem to understand how fascist, racist and sexist the place is.
FloJo:................What?
Antifa member: If you don't see that, then you're part of the problem. We here to fight fascism and punch all the Nazis!
FloJo: No. You commie. You're here to get your asses kicked by two groups of people: The good ole' boys and the muthafuckin' G's.
Antifa member: What?! Every minority should be on our side!
Antifa member: We're on the right side of History!
FloJo: See? This is what'll happen under communism. Two of the most opressed groups of people will join forces, you spoiled middle-class, ****. Welcome to Savage Lands!
The scene ends with a small brawl between the groups. Antifa are last seen retreating to their parent's basement.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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I don't know whats happening! |
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Looks like a bunch of skinny folks running away! |