ELIMINATION TRIPLE THEAT

The Camera pans to the announce team!  

	I am speechless!
	Me to Charles...me too.

The camera shows The Overlord trapped in a cage, trying to shake the bars around with no effect. He shouts incomprehensibly before collecting himself, if just for a brief moment.

Overlord:: You DUMMIES! Get me out of here!

Mac approaches the cage and looks up at the evil version of his owner. The Overlord crouches down and reaches over.

Overlord:: Heyyy Mac boy. Help your dad get out of he-

Mac growls and bites The Overlord’s hand. He reels back in pain for a moment, then rushes over with his other hand to try to hurt the doge.

Overlord:: COME HERE YOU LITTLE S***!!!

He is stopped by Bubba standing in front of him. The Overlord's mouth is agape at the size of this utterly massive lad. Bubba licks his lips in preparation for his possible dinner. Mugen is seen at his desk with his hand out.

Mugen: That’s enough for now. Say, where’s old sport Drago off to?

MEANWHILE…..

Drago is seen a couple hundred yards away from the building where the Soundstage is located. He is wearing a white and blue striped sequin jacket and leather pants with a helmet sharing the same color pattern. He is standing next to a giant cannon. Young Ryan happens to be standing behind said cannon.

Drago: Lady and gentle man, I’m win at Wrestlution. So to celebrate, I’m make dramatic entrance for Bonanza. Ryan! Prepare cannon!

Young Ryan: Uh, o-ok!

Graham Greene III appears out of nowhere to supervise the situation.

GGIII: Man, if I was in that cannon, I’d be like Black Evil Knievel or sumfin

Drago fits himself inside the cannon and gives the thumbs up. Young Ryan lights the cannon and runs away screaming. The fuse shortens until the cannon explodes, sending Drago in the direction of the Soundstage.

BACK AT THE SOUNDSTAGE…..

Mugen demonstrates a slideshow of all the Mugens throughout the dimensions. This particular slide is showing…..

Mugen: Dominican Mugen. Huh. Wonder what he’s up to. He look so weird, that year was just a weird time for all of us…..

A distant scream is heard getting louder and louder.

Drago: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Drago explodes through the wall and slides to the center of the Soundstage. He stands upright and throws his helmet at the crowd to a round of applause.

Drago: I’m ok!

He takes a seat on the couch and looks at The Overlord caged up in the corner. He turns back to Mugen.

Mugen: Old sport, I’m so glad you’re here for the WRESTLUTION edition of the Bonanza!

Drago: This biggest episode of the year, is why I’m made entrance like that.

Mugen: My friend, I can’t thank you enough for helping to save the universe. And doing it again at Wrestlution! If Overlord: was set loose, who knows what would’ve happened to this dimension?

Drago: What we gonna do with Overlord?

Mugen: Well it’s obvious that we can’t keep him in here in this dimension. He’s too dangerous! Ryan?

Young Ryan tries very hard to push what looks to be a time machine portal to centerstage, but has a hard time. Luckily, GGIII appears from out of nowhere and with a simple push, slides the portal over.

GGIII: I’m like a black Arnold Schwarzenegger or somefin.

Bubba bites the lock trapping The Overlord and he crawls over to the portal, with the lion following to make sure he doesn’t try anything.

Overlord:: You dummies will regret this!

Mugen: I don’t think so.

From the front row stands a figure waving bye, upon further examination, it’s Dragana.

Dragana: Bye bye!

Overlord:: Wait wha- AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Mugen Sparta Kicks The Overlord into the portal.

Drago: Where he go?

Mugen: To a dimension where he can cause no harm.

MEANWHILE IN ANOTHER DIMENSION…..

The camera pans over to the parking lot of a local high school. The camera focuses on a particular van parked close to the entrance. Inside the van are a bunch of monitors and what look to be older, more gruff versions of Drago and Mugen.

Narrator: This year, sixty-five-hundred failing wrestling promotions nationwide will close their doors for good. If things don't change soon for Online Cookie Wrestling, they will become just another statistic.

Mugen Taffer: I DON’T EMBRACE EXCUSES, I EMBRACE SOLUTIONS!

Narrator: Online Cookie Wrestling - the next failing fed for Mugen Taffer to save on Fed Rescue. Tonight, he’s joined by Chef Cesar to scope out the show.

Mugen Taffer: Online Cookie Wrestling, they’re in debt over a trillion dollars, and the only thing keeping them going is the cafeteria giving them free frickin’ food!

Chef Cesar: Those aren’t even ring ropes…..they’re...bundles of floss. Oh dear…...

Mugen Taffer: Look at this - you got a guy trying to compose “good looking textures” on his ring apron. He can’t even spell cookie correctly!

The text on the ring apron reads” Cuuki”.

Chef Cesar: Unbelievable.

Mugen Taffer: And the font is in…..

Chef Cesar: Comic Sans! What in the fack is going on here?

Mugen Taffer: I’VE HAD ENOUGH, I’M GOING IN.

Mugen Taffer dramatically leaves the van and enters the high school with Chef Cesar. Together they kick down the doors to the gym and see the catastrophe unfold in front of them - “wrestlers” trying to run the “ropes” and going straight through said “ropes” onto the floor. A smaller, tanned individual with a dozen championships on his waist sits in the corner snorting on Coke Zero.

Mugen Taffer approaches the owner of this fine establishment - a portly gentleman sporting a mullet with glasses thrice as big as his eyes and a penchant for snorting. Mugen Taffer shakes the man’s hand.

Mugen Taffer: Mugen Taffer, I’m here to save your fed. What’s been going on here?

Suddenly, a time portal opens and out comes The Overlord, falling a few feet from the sky. He lands with a big thud and looks around while Mugen Taffer is ranting.

Overlord:: Oh no…...Of all dimensions….Not THIS one….

Mugen Taffer turns to see The Overlord and his veins start bulging on his head.

Mugen Taffer: AND WORST OF ALL, YOU HAVE A GUY WITH FRICKIN’ PANDA MAKEUP AS YOUR TOP STAR! SHUT IT DOWN. SHUT THIS ALL DOWN! I CAN’T LET THESE POOR PAYING CUSTOMERS WATCH THIS.

Mugen Taffer motions to the crowd and as the camera pans around the gym, we see only 8 poor souls seated.

Mugen Taffer motions for the crowd to leave as we hear a little boy crying about wanting to see the greatest elventy-time champion alive in wrestling.

Mugen Taffer points at the short tanned wrestler in the corner with a dozen championships on his waist and starts yelling at the promoter.

Mugen Taffer: WHY?! WHY DOES HE HAVE THAT MANY FREAKING BELTS?! DOES HE WEAR PANTS UP TO HIS CHEST?! THIS IS SO STUPID!

Chef Cesar: This man has more championships than you do fans. Absolutely piss facking poor. YOU.

Chef Cesar eyes another “wrestler” wearing a leather spiked biker jacket and a…..diaper.

Chef Cesar: Take your jacket off, and FACK OFF! GET OUT!!!!!

The poor schmuck throws his jacket at Chef Cesar and runs away bawling his eyes out.

Mugen Taffer proceeds to rip one of the championships off of the poor guy with all the belts and chucks across the gym.

Mugen Taffer: AND YOU THINK A KISS TRIBUTE GIMMICK WAS GOING TO WORK IN THIS WORLD?!

Mugen Taffer points at Overlord Mugen who is starting to get frustrated at what may be his forever future.

Overlord:: WHY?! WHY THIS DIMENSION?! MUGEN!!!!!!!! DRAGOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU----

The Camera pans to the announce team!  

	WHAT IS THIS!
	ANIME, TRANS-DIMENSIONAL, TOM FOOLERY!

The Camera pans to the announce team!  

	WAIT WHAT!
	LETTTTTTTTTTTTT'S GO!