A pristine Tibby, a battered Roofus and the Brilliant Odessa Ebony make their way through the backstage area. We follow them on their journey to the locker room. Tibby constantly looks down at his World Title, he cracks his half smile, nearly kissing it a couple times.

Dupree: I just love it, love it, love it. Not because I can see my reflection when I look in her face. But because she's mine, all mine!

He begins to hug the World Title, as Roofus and Odessa look embarrassed.

Dupree: I wonder if Nate loved the OCW Title, like I looooove the OCW Title.

Tibby whispers silently to the World Title.

Dupree: I highly doubt he did, there's now way he dreamed about holding her just one more time, to caress her prestigous flesh, to feel her cold touch as she wraps around you...

Odessa: Your making me highly uncomfortable.

Roofus: Roothus too...

Dupree: Fortunate for you both I'm thoroughly accustomed to my Betterness making people uncomfortable. It's the story of my glorious life, now if you'd excuse me I need some time alone with her Worldly Betterness.

He gives the OCW Title another exotic gaze.

Dupree: With Nerdkind and the rest of the world after her, I must keep her safe, so run along now, fight the system, free MY HERO, uncensor the censored, fight the power, yada yada betterness...NOW GO!

The camera fades as Tibby continues to molest his new OCW Championship.