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A hell of a contest between those two men... and a new Champion to boot... tonight has been a hell of a show wouldn't you agree? |
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Its been something.... but its nearly time for betterness! |
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Nearly time indeed, but first... lets go backstage. |
The BUFFNESS sits on a bench in the CERBERUS locker room . The cocky smile that is normally spread across his face is far gone , in it place is a look of shock . McGee reaches into his locker and removes his now defunct OCW Television title .
McGee - JACOB F#&KING TRANCE .... I LOST TO JACOB TRANCE .... A FAT WASTE OF SPACE HAS MY DAMN TITLE !!!
The door opens and "FIT" Blackwell enters the room to speak to the former champion .
"FIT" - BUFF your phones been ringing like crazy , you wanna call these people back ?
McGee shoots a deadly look over to his partner/Hype man .
BUFFNESS - DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE ABOUT DAMN PHONE CALLS RIGHT NOW .... DO I !?!?
"FIT" - UUUUUHHHH no .... look im gonna go tell them ....
BUFFNESS -YOUR NOT GONNA TELL THEM ANYTHING... WHAT YOUR GONNA DO IS GET YOUR ASS DOWN TO THE LIMO WITH THESE BAGS !!!
"FIT" quickly runs over and picks up McGee's custom made luggage and begins to carry it out of the room as BUFFNESS throws the T.V. title over his shoulder and begins to exit the room but is stopped by the sound of his cell phone that "FIT" left on a near by table . Looking at the caller I.D. McGee checks the name and begins to smirk .
McGee - You gotta be kidding me !!!
BUFFNESS slams to phone on the floor nd walks out of the room as the scene fades out .
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Security has now been tripled, a small army lays at the production truck. Our Heroine has averted capture thus far. As she makes her way accross the scafolding towards the production truck. A slight misstep causes a loose bolt to hit the ground! A security guard looks up!
Guard: SENSATIONAL REBEL!!! GET HER!!!!!!!
Our heroine vaults from scaffold to scaffold as security gives chase, several guards have climbed up on the scaffolding and are now in hot pursuit. The scaffolding ends just short a few feet from the roof of the production truck. Guy Fausto's unscrupulous security are now closing in. Now comes a choice? Give up or take a chance?
Guard: GIVE US THE TAPE! and nobody gets hurt!
Our Heroine: It's his world, and your just paying rent!, BITCH!!!
With reckless abandon Our Heroine lunges off the scaffolding as security tries to grab her, they come up just short as time stands still. Our Heroine lands on the roof of the production truck where she slips in through an opening at the top used for ventilation.
The camera pans to inside the production truck, while the TV Crew is a bit startled, this is OCW and this my friends is par for the course. Our Heroine quickly barricades the door as a loud thud can be heard outside!
Security: OPEN THE DOOR!
Our Heroine tosses the Tape to a crew member who promptly plays it!
The camera pans to the ring area! as the X-Tron Flickers on!
The Words "YOU CAN'T STOP THE SIGNAL!" Pulse before after 2 months we see the visage of Our Hero!
The crowd cheers!
Our Hero: You can't stop the signal Stupid!
Our Hero: if this message finds you well, then it means, my Sensational Rebellion Force Gamma Squad has done there job. For that I thank these young men and women of the streets.
Our Hero: The nerd is watching so lets make this quick, i'd like to read a letter if I may!
Our Hero produces a letter from his pocket as he adjusts his sensational reading spectacles he begins.
Dear OCW:
I hope this letter finds you well it has been difficult to corresponde with the OCW Nation, ever since that repugnant fat jerkoff, has banned the mere mention of my name. Well he can ban my name, he can ban my facade, he can ban my likeness, he can even ban using the term, "OUR HERO" but he can never ban my.
FREEDOM!!!!!!
Riot 350, Three Hundred and Fifty Episodes, do you know what that means? Most shows don't even last 60 episodes! Riot is the single longest running weekly episodic web based e-wrestling experience on the face of the god damn planet. SUCK IT HATERS!!!!
We started from the bottom now we here!
I will be there for Riot 400, Riot 450, Riot 500, RIOT 1000. The juggernaut will continue to rampage all over the competition. All I can say is stay strong OCW, soon things will change!
In closing thank you to everyone in OCW, except Guy Fausto he can eat a dick! I also wanted to say thank you for the gifts! in Honor of Riot 350!!
As the letter concludes Our Hero produces a package that says "Riot 350" from "OCW" Our Hero opens up the package and reveals a hand written note that says thank you for the memories! Our Hero Tears up slightly as he rustles through the package and takes out a Copy of the Jurassic Park Trilogy on BluRay!, and a single Cuban Cigar!!!
Our Hero leans back and takes a good whiff of the cigar, and its really strong odor!
Our Hero: God damn that must be that super cuban stuff whew, curl your hair backwards!
He lights the cigar or at least attempts to after a while he finally manages to light the cigar and an awful odor of smoke fills the room, you can hear the other inmates yell out.
Inmate: EWWWWW what is that god awful smell!
Our Hero: IT'S A CUBAN CIGAR SHUT YOUR MOUTH FINKLESTEIN!
Inmate 2: No I think thats doo doo!
Our Hero: NO ITS NOT!
Inmate 3: It smells like hot ####
Our Hero: YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO CLASS!!
With the Cigar in his mouth Our Hero turns over the note and reads
- Love Parker
P.S Eat a Dick!
Our Hero pauses for a moment, before the cigar falls from his mouth. He immediatly stomps it out only to notice...Well if it smells like doodoo, chances are it might just be...
Our Hero: PARKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Camera fades!
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Well... its time. Tonight's main event, the climax of a feud nine months long... OCW World Champion Tiberius Dupree must battle the man who knows him like nobody else, Paul Pugh... |
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What about Dimsmore... or Roofus... or Our Hero... They all know him better! |
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*Sigh* It doesn't matter Al... what matters is the next match... lets do this. |
OCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Tiberius Dupree vs Paul Pugh
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