The following takes place at approximately 12am on Friday the 20th.

We join one, Jacob Trance, still being paid close attention to buy the now two very suspect security guards. The Asian guard seems a bit more jittery, constantly looking at a pager clipped onto his belt loop.

Guard Two: "Anything yet?"

The Asian guard looks up from his pager and shakes his head before questioning his captor.

Guard One: "Why are you even here tonight, you're not booked. Shouldn't you be off somewhere bouncing up and down on a trampoline?"

Jacob Trance: "Maybe I want to just take in the scenery, listen to a well delivered Sid Harrison promo, or maybe I'm being visited by some friends."

The guard scoffs, rolling his eyes.

Guard One: "Friends? Come off it, you have no friends."

Almost on cue the door opens and in steps the very good, Roofus with a newspaper.

Jacob Trance: "Told you."

Jacob smiles and gratefully accepts the gift.

Roofus: "There you are Jacoby, Roofus got what you asked and Roofus checked, the hippo Jacoby asked for is here too."

Guard Two: "Hippo?"

Jacob waves a hand as if dismissing the guard who strangely listens.

Jacob Trance: "Thanks Roofus. But I have a question now that I've had some time to think about it... Have you noticed our security friends, unlike you don't have a badge or name tag? Strange isn't it."

Roofus nods as Jacob unfurls the newspaper.

Jacob Trance: "Almost like they're not real guards..."

Roofus: "Mista Jacoby, Roofus agrees."

The two guard exchange glances, before sharing a quiet word.

Guard One: "We left them in the car..."

Jacob Trance: "Then you better go get them..."

The guards confer again.

Guard Two: "Right, but when we get back he better be gone!"

The guard waves in the general direction of Trance and Roofus.

Jacob Trance: "Don't worry... We'll be on our best behaviour."

The guards seem suspicious but the prospect of losing their jobs for something as simple as forgetting a name tag conjures up worry, so they depart as the scene fades.

We return to the locker room of Jacob Trance, not much has changed. Roofus is nowhere to be seen and the lone figure sits reading a massive paper, obscured by the sheer size of the spread.

The two guards look exceptionally bored with the entire affair, presumedly due to nothing happening. The Asian guard yawns, and is jerked into an alerted state by the beeping of his pager.

Guard Two: "Anything interesting?"

The guard rolls his eyes, and looks down before coughing.

Guard One: "It's the boss... Apparently Trance is missing."

The pair turn and look towards the figure reading the news paper. An out of character giggling comes from him.

Guard Two: "Oh please tell me that's not who I think it is..."

The giggling increases and the guard strides over, grabbing the news paper, twisting it to shreds. A startled shriek comes from Roofus.

Roofus: "Roofus only follow Jacobys wish! Mistah to say it was Roofus, it was Roofus all along!"

The guards snarl and go to leave only to encounter a monolith of a man, not having been seen in awhile, Komodo! The first guard runs towards Komodo only to be lifted into a gorilla press position an hurled at his comrade.

The pair are swiftly dealt with as Roofus sneaks out the room to return to his OMG master, whilst Komodo has a seat on the guards who are hollering and protesting their discomfort for all to hear.